The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Cold

As per Paul Waugh:
"Tory MP texts me:'Mitchell is like Glenn Close at the end of Fatal Attraction..He's alive and coming after his enemies!'"

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

#Gategate On Channel 4 News

Michael Crick's investigation into the Andrew Mitchell affair is on C4 News tonight.

He promises:
"Lots of revelations and new material throwing new light.."
We shall see!


Channel 4 have given a sneak preview of what will be shown tonight:
"Dispatches and Channel 4 News reveal CCTV footage of the exchange between Andrew Mitchell and police officers that raises questions about the account in police logs leaked to the media."

Queen Leaves Cabinet After 30 Minutes

The Queen managed to endure 30 minutes of today's cabinet meeting, before becoming bored and leaving.

Monday, 17 December 2012

Request To Her Majesty

When you attend tomorrow's Cabinet meeting, as an observer, please could you sack the lot of them?

Saturday, 15 December 2012

Cameron Launches Prohibition For The Poor

It seems that David Cameron wants to ban poor people from drinking, so that the food and drink bills of the middle classes can be reduced by removing the alleged cross subsidy that Cameron believes supermarkets use on cheap booze.

Let's see how that works out in real life then!

Bollinger anyone?

Monday, 3 December 2012

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge Expecting

Now that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are expecting a baby, we can expect "normal" politics to degenerate further into sycophancy and distraction from the real issues facing the country.

Question Re Danny Beaker Alexander

Does anyone really believe that the £77M that Beaker Alexander is puffing himself up over is new money outwith HMRC's budget, or simply being skimmed from other parts of HMRC's existing budget?