Advice To Drunken MPs

If you can't handle taxpayer subsidised booze, without ending up in a fracas, maybe you should remove the subsidy and stop lecturing us about our behaviour!

Advice To David Cameron

Don't make policy up on the hoof, lest you come up with a remarkably stupid idea!

Advice To Tory Councillors

Treat every Facebook comment, every Tweet, every electronic message you send in the same way that you treat a microphone; namely as being "live", and that whatever you say/write as being potentially placed in the public arena.

Tory councillor Pete Chapman please take note!

The Job From Hell?

Guido Fawkes' site is doing David Ruffley MP a "solid" by advertising for free a job in Ruffley's office as Research Assistant.

However, before you all rush off and apply, there is a caveat; according to Guido there have been at least 16 previous holders of the position over the last two years.

It sounds like an ideal opportunity for a budding undercover reporter armed with a hidden camera and microphone.