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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Monday, 25 February 2013

Question For The Liberal Democrats



Question: What's the difference between "specifc" and "non specific" allegatiuons of sexual misconduct?

Answer: There isn't unless you are Nick Clegg trying to "prove" that he hadn't heard about "specific" allegations until last week.

Thursday, 21 February 2013

Advice To The Tories



If you intend to fight a by-election, then at least choose a candidate who is not afraid to answer voters' questions.

Monday, 18 February 2013

Question For Cameron



I take it then, given your comments on tax avoidance, that you, your colleagues and your party have no trusts, IHT arrangements, tax avoidance issues etc that are set up/managed by accountants and lawyers in such a way as to minimise various tax bills?

Friday, 15 February 2013

Tuesday, 12 February 2013

Advice To The Government



When implementing compulsory "back to work" initiatives and schemes make sure that they are legal!

Monday, 11 February 2013

Family Matters



How amusing to see that our "respected" MPs, those who claim to be so supportive of "traditional" family structures and morality, are such assiduous visitors to Out Of Town Affairs (a site that promotes extra marital affairs).

ITV reports that Out Of Town Affairs which connects married men and women for adulterous affairs and which contains explicit photos of wannabe adulterers and allows them to "read and send filthy messages", reportedly received more than 50,000 hits in seven months from computer users at the Houses of Parliament.

Friday, 8 February 2013

Wise Words



Peter Lilley speaking about cannabis use by his colleagues in the House of Commons:
"Many of my friends, colleagues in this place, did – and don’t seem to have recovered..."

Thursday, 7 February 2013

Gove Admits To Making Mistake



As per Paul Waugh:
"Gove: "Every minister makes mistakes." 
An honest poltician!

There's a rarity, perhaps we should have him stuffed and put on display?

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

Cameron Moves The Energy Goalposts



As per Simon Gompertz:
"First Cameron said energy firms would "have to" put us on lowest tariffs, then it was "ensure", now govt will just "help" us get them."

Monday, 4 February 2013

Chris Huhne "I am innocent of the charges"

Huhne Perverted The Course of Justice



A politician who lied, who would have thought that possible?
"Chris Huhne, the former energy secretary, has quit politics and is facing a possible jail sentence after he pleaded guilty to perverting the course of justice by asking his ex-wife to take speeding points for him.
Still I dare say he will write a book whilst he is in jail, and end up on TV quiz shows as a minor "celebrity" when he comes out.