Boris Nicked?

Pro-tip: Don't hold your hands behind your back when you're taking a photo with a group of coppers 😏 pic.twitter.com/uo1Vk1W88y

— PC Dave Wise (@CopThatCooks) December 20, 2018

Martin Knight Nails It - #StupidWomanGate

Stupid man
Tells stupid lie
Over stupid remark
In stupid House
The End

— Martin Knight (@MartinKnight_) December 20, 2018

Corbyn Calls May a "Stupid Woman"

What do you think Jeremy Corbyn said about Theresa May at the end of their exchanges? Have a look pic.twitter.com/hhiBK7U564

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 19, 2018

Celeb Lookalike

Born on this day 1926: actor Stephen Lewis aka 'Blakey' in On The Buses pic.twitter.com/VBeCX46ZhP

— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) December 17, 2018

There Are More Things In Heaven and Earth...

YouGov: has CON lead up to 4

CON 40 (+2)
LAB 36 (-1)
LD 10 (=)
Changes vs 6th-7th Dec

— Mike Smithson (@MSmithsonPB) December 16, 2018

In reality if the poll had given "none of the above" as an additional option, that would have won hands down!

Nine Reasons Why May Must Remain PM

Via Private Eye. pic.twitter.com/IS5UE7a5Am

— Andrew Brooks (@taxbod) December 14, 2018

T-2000 Maybot Series

Cyberdyne Systems announces launch of T-2000 Maybot series pic.twitter.com/yuFo1zod7E

— Tim Price (@timfprice) December 13, 2018

Blue On Blue - 200 vs 117

This isn't over!

Tories Prepare Room For Confidence Vote

May's Fate To Be Announced at 9PM Tonight

The Kiss of Death - Cameron Backs May

I hope Conservative MPs will back the PM in the vote today. We need no distractions from seeking the best outcome with our neighbours, friends and partners in the EU.

— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) December 12, 2018

Some People Are Never Happy/Ready - The ERG Are A Shitshow

Brexiteers are furious about the decision to hold the 'no confidence' vote today. They had been led to believe it was Monday so they could prepare. One tells me: "It is an absolute outrage. Whether we end up with a change of leader we will end up with a change in 22 chairman."

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) December 12, 2018

It's On - Vote of Confidence In May Today

For Whom The Bell Tolls...

Touchdown in Berlin.

Greeted by msg from a now-ex May loyalist MP who won’t go on record but confirms a previously unrecorded (by us) 1922 letter:
"I supported Theresa May from Day 1, I also voted Remain, but I have now submitted my letter of 'no confidence' in her leadership” pic.twitter.com/gQa7ArjkMt

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 11, 2018

Is Bercow Biased?

Tories say Corbyn was heard telling Bercow, 'thank you for all your help' as he left the Commons chamber just now

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) December 10, 2018

Standby For Action - Emergency Cabinet Conference Call

Cabinet ministers put on standby for emergency conference call with PM in next half hour

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) December 10, 2018

Gove Plagiarises Howe's Resignation Speech (The Brought Down Thatcher)

Michael Gove says that defeat in Brexit vote would be equivalent to ‘breaking cricket bat before the Captain goes to the crease’

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) December 10, 2018

Tories In Open Revolt

Wow! First real evidence of Tory grassroots fury over the #Brexit deal.
Exclusive. Tory Association Chairmen protest against the “misuse of Party funds” on “propaganda campaign” backing the deal | Conservative Home https://t.co/MeXGh3GUhI Great story by @wallaceme

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) December 7, 2018

To make it absolutely clear, Theresa May is the wrong person, with the wrong personality, in the wrong job at the wrong time!

Shami Doesn't Get Democracy

Shami Chakrabati says #TheresaMay should resign if she loses vote next Tuesday "because that is democracy". 😂. Says a woman who's never won a single vote from a single member of the electorate & yet sits in Parliament and in the Shadow Cabinet of Her Majesty's Opposition #bbcqt

— Liz Kershaw (@LizKershawDJ) December 6, 2018

Sajid and Andrea Invite You To Drinkies

The smallest thing can start the biggest rumour pic.twitter.com/CWH4o7zp3G

— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) December 6, 2018

Who's Next To Lead The Tories?

If there were a Tory leadership election in the next few weeks, which of these four would you vote for?

— Iain Dale (@IainDale) December 5, 2018

May Eats With The Members, For The First Time in 10 Years

A sign of dire straits: the PM had dinner in Members’ Dining Room tonight - the first time she’s been seen in there for 10 years. An unimpressed Tory MP: “She didn’t know what to do, or where to get her food. I’ve never seen anything more desperate”.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) December 3, 2018

Thatcher lost the vote by ignoring the tea rooms, May might have remembered that at the very last minute hence her eating with the troops.

It is of course too little, too late.

Theresa May Will Still Have A Job In a Fortnight

Brutal question for May from Schofield- ‘will you still have a job in two weeks time?’ pic.twitter.com/NfUJque0KI

— Julian Druker (@Julian5News) December 3, 2018