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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 29 November 2024

My Little Pony Resigns

 




 

On the plus side, she has broken the glass ceiling for being the first person arrested in London for the theft of a mobile phone.

What is notable is the fact that she claims she told Starmer in 2020 about this, when she was apponted Shadow NI Secretary. As such:

1 Why was this not an issue then, but is an issue now?

2 Why did Starmer throw her under the bus?

3 When will Reeves be sacked for lying about her CV and for various other matters relating to her honesty?

Wednesday, 27 November 2024

Rachel From Accounts Deals a Catastrophic Blow To The Airline Industry

 


Rachel Reeves' recent budget has sent shockwaves through the airline industry, with massive increases in business rates threatening to cripple an already struggling sector. The budget, which includes a fivefold increase in business rates for airports, has been widely condemned by industry leaders who warn that it will lead to route cancellations, higher costs for passengers, and a significant reduction in investment.

Crushing Business Confidence

The airline industry, still reeling from the impacts of the pandemic, is now facing an existential threat due to these punitive tax hikes. Airports, which are already some of the largest rate payers in the country, will see their average rates bills increase by more than 450%. This astronomical rise in costs is equivalent to doubling the corporation tax levied on the sector, at a time when stability and confidence are desperately needed.

Impact on Routes and Passengers

The immediate consequence of these rate increases will be the cancellation of routes to and from the UK. Airports will be forced to scale back their operations, leading to fewer flight options for passengers and higher ticket prices. This not only affects the convenience and affordability of air travel but also has broader implications for the UK's connectivity and trade. The loss of routes will hurt tourism, business travel, and international trade, further damaging the economy.

Investment and Growth Jeopardized

The budget's impact on investment cannot be overstated. With soaring rates bills, airports will have to cut back on essential investments in infrastructure and services. This will hinder the sector's ability to modernize and expand, putting the UK's status as a global aviation hub at risk. The government's ambition to secure the highest growth rate in the G7 and unlock an investment-led approach to transforming the economy will be materially damaged without the airline industry as a major partner.

Conclusion

Rachel Reeves' budget is a catastrophic blow to the airline industry. The massive increases in business rates are not only punitive but also short-sighted, threatening the viability of airports and the broader aviation sector. The consequences will be felt by passengers, businesses, and the economy as a whole. It is imperative that the government reconsiders these measures to avoid further damage to one of the UK's most vital industries.

Starmer and Ed had better watch out, ifthe airlines shut down routes, they won't be able to fly off on their Net Zero global junkets!

Monday, 25 November 2024

Mr Zero Personality

 


Friday, 22 November 2024

Old Keir Starmer Had a Farm - He Sold It To BlackRock

 


Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, And on that farm, he raised some tax, E-I-E-I-O. With a tax hike here and a tax hike there, Here a tax, there a tax, everywhere a tax tax, Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Old Keir Starmer's IHT, E-I-E-I-O, Made the farmers groan and weep, E-I-E-I-O. With a burden here and a burden there, Here a burden, there a burden, everywhere a burden scare, Old Keir Starmer's IHT, E-I-E-I-O.

BlackRock's buying up the land, E-I-E-I-O, Turning fields to concrete plans, E-I-E-I-O. With a buyout here and a buyout there, Here a buy, there a buy, everywhere a buy buy, BlackRock's buying up the land, E-I-E-I-O.

Farmers losing all their ground, E-I-E-I-O, Thanks to policies unsound, E-I-E-I-O. With a loss here and a loss there, Here a loss, there a loss, everywhere a loss loss, Farmers losing all their ground, E-I-E-I-O.

Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, But now it's just a memory, E-I-E-I-O. With a policy here and a policy there, Here a policy, there a policy, everywhere a policy scare, Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

As per Daniel Priestley Watch out British Farmers, This is how @Keir_Starmer's new best buddies at BlackRock are going to screw you over in 7 steps ... 
 
1. They will start buying up small plots of agricultural land at double the normal price. They will issue a directive to all of their energy companies simultaneously to aggressively acquire plots for carbon capture. These third parties will start bidding against each other and force the value of agricultural land up. 
 
2. Initially farmers won't believe their luck - "these city folks are mad! if they want to buy an acre for £50K, who am I to say no to these fools" is what you'll hear down the pub. 
 
3. These crazy prices will set record high comparisons for agricultural land. When a farmer dies, their farm will be valued using these new metrics and the next generation will discover the farm they thought was worth £3M is worth £9M and they don't have anything close to the money needed to cover the tax. 
 
4. In swoops a BlackRock subsidiary with a "Agri Debt Finance Tax Relief" product to lend them 20% the "value" of their farm so they can pay the taxes. 
 
5. The debt will come with conditions (a covenant) that the farm has to adopt and maintain certain practices. It has to use certain BlackRock owned fertilisers, software, machinery and labour solutions that get the farm ready to interface with a larger conglomerate. 
 
 6. When a farm cannot make its debt payments, it is sold at auction. BlackRock subsidiaries are instructed NOT to buy these farms at auction. They have a special arrangement to buy the unsold farms at a rate that covers the unpaid debt plus outstanding fees and taxes to government... basically what the farm was originally worth. 
 
7. A BlackRock subsidiary then takes over the farm, consolidates it with a massive group of farms and uses illegal immigrant labour to staff the farm (which will be another government program they institute to deal with the immigration crisis). The government will literally pay for the labour costs as part of this plan making the farms wildly profitable and making small family farms unable to compete. 
 
Mark my words - bookmark this post and watch it play out over the next 5-10 years. You might also want to tag a farmer in the comments below.

 

Thursday, 21 November 2024

The Glittering Career of Rachel from Accounts

 

RIP John Prescott

 


John Prescott, the former Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, has passed away at the age of 86. Prescott, who served as Deputy Prime Minister under Tony Blair from 1997 to 2007, was a prominent figure in British politics for over four decades.

Born in Prestatyn, North Wales, Prescott began his career as a merchant seaman before transitioning into politics through the trade union movement. He was known for his working-class roots and his dedication to social justice and environmental causes. Prescott represented the constituency of Kingston upon Hull East in Parliament for 40 years, making a lasting impact on his community and beyond.

Prescott's tenure as Deputy Prime Minister was marked by his efforts to improve the lives of working families and his work on the landmark Kyoto Protocol climate change agreement. He was also known for his pugnacious style, famously punching a protester who threw an egg at him during the 2001 general election.

In recent years, Prescott battled Alzheimer's disease and passed away peacefully in a care home surrounded by his family. His legacy includes his contributions to social housing, coalfield regeneration, and climate action. Prescott will be remembered as a true giant of the Labour movement and a dedicated public servant who always fought for the underdog.

He is survived by his wife Pauline and his sons Jonathan and David. The Labour Party and the nation mourn the loss of this remarkable man, whose impact on British politics and society will be felt for generations to come.