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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Tuesday 21 November 2023

Number 10 Unifies Ireland

 

This is another example of Number 10's clusterfuck handling of comms!

Monday 20 November 2023

Tax Cuts Coming

 

Whether they are the right kind of cuts that actually help the economy and appeal to the voters remains to be seen.

Thursday 16 November 2023

Vanity Vote Causes Labour To Self Purge

 

Yesterday's vanity vote on Israel's war against terrorism caused Labour's left wing to self purge itself from the front bench.

Wednesday 15 November 2023

Supreme Court Nixes Rwanda Plan

 


The Supreme Court has nixed the government's Rwanda plan, citing ECHR and various other international obligations that apparently override our own legal system.

Sunak intends to rework the Rwanda agreement and revisit the UK legal framework (whatever that means?). He intends to address the nation this afternoon.

Meanwhile various sections of the Tory party are seething, as such he might find himself ousted before the press conference.

Monday 13 November 2023

Rishi Reshuffle Brings Cameron Back From The Wilderness


 

Sunak reshuffled Braverman out of the Home Office this morning, and replaced her with James Cleverly.

Then, in a surprising move, replaced Cleverly with David Cameron (who is no longer and MP), who will serve from the House of Lords.

The fact that Sunak has been forced to bring in someone who is not an MP, indicates that there is a dire shortage of talent and ability within the ranks of serving Tory MPs.

Wednesday 8 November 2023

Rowley Is Toast


 

Having asked the pro Hamas marchers to stand down and not hold their march during Remembrance weekend, Met Police chief Sir Mark Rowley performed a public volte farce and has said intelligence sources did not justify a ban.

When asked about the protests, Sunak put Rowley in the firing line and said: 

"This is a decision that the Metropolitan Police Commissioner has made and he has said that he can ensure that he safeguards remembrance for the country this weekend as well as keep the public safe.

Now, my job is to hold them accountable for that.

We've asked the police for information on how they will ensure that this happens and I'll be meeting the Metropolitan Police Commissioner later today to discuss these marches."

If the march goes ahead, the main flash points will be at the tube and train stations as pro Hamas supporters try to occupy the stations being used by those who are coming to London to attend Remembrance events.

Rowley will end up banning the march or end up with scenes of disorder over the weekend, either way he is now toast.

Tuesday 7 November 2023

The King's Speech - There Is No Narrative!

 

Monday 6 November 2023

SNP Has Bankrupted Scotland

 


Friday 3 November 2023

Starmer's #PoppyGate


 

According to allies of Starmer, #PoppyGate (in which Starmer removed his poppy in order to film about Islamophobia) was not an intentional act but merely a mistake.

As to whether this is the truth or not, we shall never know.

However, I would point out to those who think that they should remove poppies when trying to cadge votes from Muslims that Muslims fought with honour alongside Christians, Sikhs, Jewish people, atheists and Hindus during both world wars. 

The poppy is as much respecting their sacrifice as everyone else's. 

Only the extremists and trouble makers try to distort that.

Thursday 2 November 2023

Help Keir Find His Poppy

Poor old Keir, up until the minute he filmed this video he was wearing a poppy.

He must have lost it?

Please help him find it again.

Wednesday 1 November 2023

Hamas Strategy Explained By Hamas