Burnham Wants To Appoint My little Pony as His Chancellor

 

For reasons best known to himself, Burnham wants to appoint My Little Pony (Louise Haigh) as his Chancellor. The idea that Andy Burnham could put Louise Haigh in charge of the Treasury is truly disgraceful.

The Chancellor is not just another cabinet minister. It is one of the most important positions in government, carrying responsibility for the nation’s finances, economic stability and international credibility. Whoever occupies the role must command trust.

That is precisely why the prospect of Louise Haigh becoming Chancellor is so alarming.

Haigh resigned from government after it emerged that she had pleaded guilty in 2014 to fraud by false representation relating to a mobile phone incident, receiving a criminal conviction and a conditional discharge. She admitted the offence in court and was forced to leave the Cabinet when the matter became public. 

For most people, a criminal conviction for fraud would raise serious questions about suitability for high office. For someone being considered for Chancellor of the Exchequer — the person responsible for overseeing hundreds of billions of pounds of public money — those questions become impossible to ignore.

France Solves its Illegals' Problem By Designating Britain as Rwanda

 

In a brilliant move, France has designated Britain as Rwanda. Thus allowing it to dump all of its illegals here.

The problem for Britain being:

1 France hasn't officially told us this yet.

2 Britain is paying France to dump its illegals here. 

Starmer In a Wig Wants To Decolonise British Farms!

 

Fucking lunatics!

Blair Rips Miliband a New One

 

Keir Starmer should rip up Ed Miliband’s “unnecessary” net zero agenda, Tony Blair tells #TimesRadio.

“It’s not that I'm a climate denier, but it's just coming to terms with this reality.”@CalumAM pic.twitter.com/f3lF11dYGw

— Times Radio (@TimesRadio) May 27, 2026

Carla Denyer Takes Summer Off

 

Starmer Will Go To Makerfield To "Help" Burnham!

 

Jess Phillips Calls Starmer a Cockroach

 

Jess Phillips Has Just Launched Her Most Savage Attack Yet On “Cockroach” Keir Starmer 😳

Asked by Robert Peston: “What is the probability that Starmer can actually survive?”

Jess Phillips brutally described the Prime Minister as something like a “ cockroach in a nuclear war”… pic.twitter.com/KNfyl49NPj

— J Stewart (@triffic_stuff_) May 21, 2026

Miliband's Oil Ban Funds Russia's War

 

Miliband's ban on North Sea oil has meant that, in order to ensure we have enough oil, we are lifting sanctions on Putin's oil and buying that instead of drilling for our own oil!

Sack the bastard and ditch Net Zero! 

Burnham - Labour's Chosen One

 

In a stunning display of talent depth, Labour's formidable army of over 400 MPs has scoured its benches and discovered, to everyone's mild surprise, that not a single one is up to the job of Prime Minister. After months of hopeful shuffling and desperate polling, the party has been forced to eye up non-MPs like some sort of political Deliveroo order. 

Step forward Andy Burnham, the Mayor of Greater Manchester, who now finds himself in the curious position of being imported as the great white hope—because when your own parliamentary supergroup can't produce a single credible leader, the obvious solution is to recruit from outside the building, like a football club signing a veteran striker on a free transfer to stave off relegation. 

Democracy in action, folks!

Wouldn't it be funny if he lost? 

Burnham's FU Message To The Voters of Makerfield

 

Burnham's slogan for this election is "For Us" (FU), here's what he really means as per Nickie Brown:

Let’s have a think about what’s happening in Makerfield. 

This by election is costing taxpayers £226,208. And it’s happening because a Labour MP chose to step aside to make room for Andy Burnham’s leadership ambitions. 

He admitted that himself. But here’s some more interesting figures. 

If Burnham wins, he’ll have to resign as Greater Manchester Mayor too. That triggers another election costing taxpayers around £4.7 million. So in total, nearly £5 million of public money could be spent not on improving services, fixing roads, supporting communities or helping struggling families, but on political career ambitions. 

 People are struggling with bills, crime, NHS waiting lists and communities being ignored. 

Yet Westminster politics still seems focused on who climbs the ladder next. 

That’s what frustrates people. Not democracy. 

Political games made to look like democracy.

Streeting Resigns

 

Streeting's Brief Meeting With Starmer

 

He's Refusing To Go!

 

A madman will sooner burn the country down and rule over a kingdom of ashes, rather than give up power!

Advice To Angela Rayner

 

When using AI to write your political statements and interventions, proof read them first.

Unless that is you really do intend to abolish freeholds? 

A Tale of Two Keirs - The Alpha and The Omega of Labour

   

 

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of the red flag, it was the age of the red wall, it was the epoch of cloth caps, it was the epoch of sharp suits, it was the season of hope for the working man, it was the season of despair for the working man, it was the spring of socialism, it was the winter of centrism, we had everything before us in 1893, we had nothing before us in 2024, we were all going direct to the promised land, we were all going direct the other way — in short, the period was so far like the present period that some of its noisiest authorities in Islington and in the old mining towns insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

There were two Keirs, the one the alpha and the other the omega of the Labour Party; the one who lit the fire, and the one who built its funeral pyre.

Labour's Fucked - Starmer Vows To Double Down!

 

What Starmer, and indeed his colleagues who hate him, fail to realise is that it's the policies of net zero, unlimited illegal immigration, ever increasing taxes, a ballooning welfare state etc that have destroyed Labour's voting base (coupled with an incompetent widely despised PM).

Going harder and faster, or replacing Starmer won't change anything unless the policies that people despise are ditched! 

 

Happy Potholes' and Bin Collections' Day

 

Use your vote wisely, so that the potholes in your constituency (and not Gaza) are fixed!

The Facemask Slips

 

Happy Bring Your Niece To Work Day