Dublin Hoisted With Its Own Petard - Karma's a Bitch!

In a highly amusing twist of fate, thanks to the Rwanda policy, Dublin now finds itself on the receiving end of illegal migrants crossing over the border from Northern Ireland (anxious to avoid deportation).

Dublin is very vexed about this, and is sounding off loudly in the media about it.

However, what the Teashop and his lackeys have failed to mention is the fact that the open border between Northern Ireland and the Republic is a direct result of the Republic's intransigence during the Brexit negotiations about the "hard/soft" border on the island of Ireland.

Ironically Ireland can't send them back, because Ireland’s designation of the UK as a “safe third country” to which asylum seekers can be returned for processing is unlawful as a matter of EU law, the Irish High Court has ruled.

Karma's a bitch eh guys!?

Back To The Seventies - Labour To Bring Back British Rail

 

Halcyon Days!

Labour's proposal to nationalise the railways is not just flawed, it's a potential economic disaster waiting to happen. 

The Staggering Cost

The most glaring issue is the cost. Nationalising the railways isn't as simple as flipping a switch. It involves buying back assets from private companies, a process that could cost taxpayers upwards of £70 billion. This is a conservative estimate, and the actual cost could be much higher.

This is money that could be invested in healthcare, education, or other vital public services. Instead, it would be sunk into a project with no guarantee of success. The economic fallout from such a massive expenditure could be felt for generations.

The Inefficiency of Nationalised Industries

Nationalised industries are notorious for their inefficiency. Without the competitive pressure that drives innovation and improvement in the private sector, nationalised industries often become stagnant and unresponsive to the needs of their customers.

The British rail system, when it was nationalised in the past, was plagued with issues such as outdated infrastructure, frequent delays, and poor service. There's no reason to believe that a new era of nationalisation would be any different.

The Taxpayer's Burden

The financial burden of nationalisation would fall squarely on the shoulders of taxpayers. Even if the initial cost could be financed through borrowing, the ongoing costs of maintaining and improving the railways would need to be covered by public funds.

This could lead to increased taxes or cuts in other areas of public spending. Either way, it's the average citizen who would pay the price for Labour's grand experiment.

Political Posturing at its Worst

Finally, it's hard to ignore the political motivations behind this proposal. Nationalising the railways is a popular policy among Labour's base, but popularity among a select group doesn't equate to sound policy.

In conclusion, Labour's plan to nationalise the railways is a risky gamble with the country's economic future. It's a plan riddled with potential pitfalls and hidden costs that could have serious consequences for all of us. It's a plan we can ill afford.

Hamas Yousaf's Government Imploding

 

Humza Yousaf is having a zoom call with SNP MPs at 14:30 about the end of the Bute House Agreement. One MP tells me: "I can't be arsed. He'll say a lot of words but in reality say nothing"

— Alexander Brown (@AlexofBrown) April 25, 2024

No If, No Buts - Spring Delayed Until July

 

Sunak has stated categorically that the Rwanda legislation will pass "no ifs, no buts" within the next 24 hours.

In other news, he has announced that Spring has been out back to July so as to ensure his promise that flights will take off in Spring will be met!

Fiddlers Three

 

 Someone will be throwing her "husband" under the campervan in the coming days.

God All Farking Mighty!

 

Oh, and apparently there is the small question of £5K of campaign funds allegedly being given to some "bad men"!

Forty Years On - Rishi's "Mighty" Legacy

 

In 2064 in corner shops around the UK, 56 year olds and above will be having to produce id to shop staff to prove that they are over 55 in order to be able to buy a packet of fags!

ALERT - TRUSS IS ON MANOEUVRES!

 

The Best Party Political Broadcast Ever!

 

Here it is: my one-minute pitch to be Mayor of London, as broadcast on BBC One. Yes, this is real. #VoteBinface pic.twitter.com/ykgHRSGfqO

— Count Binface (@CountBinface) April 11, 2024

Greater Manchester Police Investigating Rayner

 

BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say they are investigating Angela Rayner, relating to the sale of her former council house.

Rayner has denied any wrongdoing, but the saga rumbles on causing Labour difficulties. Hard for party to take moral high ground while this continues.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) April 12, 2024

French Migration Farce - British Taxpayers' Money Spaffed Up The Wall

Police in northern France funded by UK taxpayers to stop migrants crossing the Channel. We witnessed them standing back and watching as a group of more than 50 made their way to a perilously overcrowded dinghy.

82 then arrived in Dover. They made it to the UK. pic.twitter.com/ijCFii5VdK

— Peter A Smith (@PeterAdamSmith) April 11, 2024

Send the SAS over there to disable the boats on the beaches and to rendite the people smugglers!

Willy's Out!

 

Wragg has now quite the parliamentary Tory party, and sits as an independent until the general election when he is due to stand down (as he announced in 2022).

This then rather begs the question why he was allowed to retain the whip for the past week? 

Additionally, as I have noted, why were Cabinet ministers all the way up to Chancellor Jeremy Hunt being wheeled out for days on end to defend the MP’s “courageous” apology, despite this line of defence clearly being bollocks?

There is a lot more to this story than is currently in the public domain, and it is clear that other senior MPs may well have been compromised. I trust, and assume, that the security services are investigating this!

Oily Wragg Quits Posts

 

 

Wragg has quit as chair of the Commons Public Administration and Constitutional Affairs Committee, and has also quit as vice chair of the 1922 committee.

Quite bizarrely the Tory high command still continues to try to protect him, and are now citing mental health issues.

The fact that he knowingly betrayed his colleagues by passing on contact details (and possibly other pieces of information) appears not to matter. Yet the police are investigating this and, I would expect, the security services will also be pressed into action.

Given that the explanations provided thusfar are flimsy, to say the least, it is clear that there is a lot more to this than has so far been made public.

Why Is Rishi Protecting Wragg?

 

Despite the severity of his actions, and placing colleagues in harms way, Wragg has been shielded by the Tory party and indeed praised for being "courageous".

Dame Andrea Jenkyns, a former minister, is quite rightly having none of it and has called for action against Wragg, describing his behaviour as "unforgivable"

She questioned why the party was protecting Wragg, stating, "Why are they protecting Wragg? It’s bizarre".

There is a lot more to this than the feeble explanation given by Wragg, and at some stage it will come out.

The Unanswered Honey Trap Question

 

Apart from Wragg, who else has been blackmailed into sharing contacts details?

Wragg shared his Tory contact details, but he did not have the contact details of those Labour MPs who have also been targeted.

NHS Spending Your Taxes "Wisely"

 

Please enjoy this batshit survey currently going out to LGBTQIA members of NHS England @NHSEngland , which will "contribute towards actions and strategy, not just for the network but for the organisation". Among other things, the survey asks for respondent's "current sex". pic.twitter.com/4M5CLWf0I8

— Kathleen Stock (@Docstockk) March 26, 2024

 

Cometh The Hour, Cometh The Man!

 

Hugh Grant believes that the country would benefit from his political wisdom.

Labour's £116BN Net Zero Plans Will Bankrupt The Country

Labour's deluded plan to decarbonise the UK's power grid by 2030 has been met with a wave of criticism and scepticism. The plan, spearheaded by Labour leader Keir Starmer, is estimated to cost a staggering £116 billion as per Aurora Energy Research. Critics argue that even if the funds were available, the plan is 'infeasible' and could potentially bankrupt the country.

The Plan

Starmer's plan is part of a broader commitment to achieve net zero carbon emissions by 2030. This involves a complete overhaul of the UK's power grid, transitioning from fossil fuels to renewable energy sources. The goal is to reduce the UK's carbon footprint and combat climate change. However, the plan's feasibility and cost have been called into question.

The Cost

The £116 billion price tag is indeed a significant sum. It represents a substantial investment in infrastructure, technology, and resources. Critics argue that this money could be better spent elsewhere, especially considering the economic challenges posed by the COVID-19 pandemic. They fear that such a massive expenditure could lead to financial instability and potentially bankrupt the country.

The Feasibility

Beyond the cost, the feasibility of decarbonising the UK's power grid by 2030 has also been questioned. Critics argue that the timeline is too ambitious and that the technology and infrastructure needed to support such a transition are not yet in place. They contend that while the goal is commendable, the plan is unrealistic and unachievable within the proposed timeframe.

Net Zero will achieve nothing other than the transfer of wealth and jobs to China and India, neither of which give a flying fig about the Net Zero scam!

Thornberry's Cross

 

‘You’re not a fan of the St George’s flag though are you?’

‘I made a mistake, I resigned.’

Stephen Dixon grills Emily Thornberry MP for the fury she caused in 2014 after she shared an image of the St George's flag alongside a caption that ‘conveyed a sense of disrespect.’ pic.twitter.com/gK8T2L4JgV

— GB News (@GBNEWS) March 22, 2024

Mordaunt Impales SNP With Their Own Hate Law

 

Penny Mordaunt just skilfully humiliated the SNP. pic.twitter.com/OEJXsAE1QJ

— Mason Mills (@MrMasonMills) March 21, 2024

The Teashop Resigns - Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish!

 

Labour Channels Its Inner Thatcher

 

 In a somewhat surprising turn of events, it seems that Labour is channelling its inner Thatcher.

Rachel Reeves was first to break cover during her Mais lecture yesterday, then David Lammy doubled down calling Thatcher a “visionary leader for the UK".

Well then, I have now seen it all!

SWALK

 

The media would have you believe that a "flurry" of letters expressing no confidence in Sunak are being sent to Sir Graham Brady of the 1922.

In reality, this is most likely not the case. However, the event that they approach the magic 53 then Sunak will stick tow fingers up at them and call a general election,

Live From Westminster

 

Lee Anderson's Statement

 

Statement - Social Media

To all my loyal constituents, donors, supporters and my family.

Following what has been a turbulent few weeks for me, in which I have felt unsupported and cast aside by by own party, I have been left to feel politically isolated for representing the… pic.twitter.com/rNNzU5rboY

— Lee Anderson MP (@LeeAndersonMP_) March 11, 2024

Lee Anderson Joins Reform

 

Whither NI?

 

Hunt's gunning for NI, but not in the "save taxpayers' money" sense; instead, he intends to merge it with income tax.

Voila higher taxation at the flick of a pen!

You have been warned!

Anjelica Huston Appointed Shadow Chancellor

 

Rochdale Votes For Britain's First MP for Gaza

 

For reasons best known to themselves the postal voters of Rochdale decided to vote for George Galloway as MP for Gaza.

Rather than focus of local issues, the postal voters (and those who allegedly intimidated real life voters) decided that their votes would change the situation in Gaza rather than have any meaningful effect whatsoever on the local issues that most concern normal people.

This will of course be proven to be a wasted vote, as whatever the tea towel wearers here shout of threaten will have no effect whatsoever on the war in Gaza.

The £31M Price Tag For Protecting Our MPs

 

Westminster is feeling threatened by the mob, our politicians feel that democracy is under threat as a result of the threats and intimidation of MPs by various mobs of tea towel wearers and other assorted trash.

As such £31M of taxpayers' money will be used to protect MPs from the mob.

There is more than a hint of irony in this given that over the recent decades MPs have proactively encouraged the mass migration of criminals and others who have no wish to integrate into our country, the very same people who are now causing problems. The MPs have also allowed the police force and government institutions to be infested with the woke ideology that panders to the mob.

Staunton's Fucked!

 

As to whether certain sections of the MSM will report this, as it runs counter to their anti Kemi narrative, remains to be seen.

Labour To Train Young Male Influencers

 

The Labour Party's recent announcement of a plan to train young male influencers has been met with a mix of enthusiasm and scepticism. The initiative, aimed at utilising the power of social media to promote positive social change, has the potential to create a significant impact.

However, there are also concerns about the selection process for these influencers and the potential for bias. 

Will the training be open to all young male influencers, or will it be limited to a select few? 

If the latter, who will make these decisions and what criteria will be used? 

These are important questions that need to be addressed to ensure that the initiative is inclusive and representative of the diverse range of voices on social media.

Another concern is the potential for this initiative to perpetuate the idea that change can only come from the top down. While it is important to engage with influencers and leverage their platforms for positive change, it is equally important to empower individuals at the grassroots level. Real change often comes from the ground up, and it is crucial that this initiative does not detract from the importance of empowering individuals to make a difference in their own communities.

Additionally, there is a significant risk that this initiative could be seen as an attempt to co-opt and control the narrative on social media. Young influencers have the power to shape public discourse, and it is important that they are not seen as an extension of a political party or agenda. This could undermine their credibility and the impact of their messages.

Government trained influencers is a plan that will end in tears!

Question For Angela?

 

Where were you really living, when you claimed that your were living in your council house that you subsequently sold?

Hoyle Kowtows To The Mob and Sue Gray

 

"I regret how it's ended up... it was never my intention for it to end up like this"

Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle says he "tried to do what he thought was the right thing for all sides of this House" as he apologises for his decision

Follow live https://t.co/njQaRnrqgy pic.twitter.com/0OympHhTrr

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) February 21, 2024

Hoyle's decision yesterday to kowtow to the mob (as represented by Starmer and Gray) caused chaos in yesterday's meaningless Gaza vote, and has now put his position in the firing line.

Despite his semi tearful apology, he knows that he can't unfuck this!

Whilst in the short term Labour managed to avoid an embarrassing public split; in the coming months it will realise that by pandering to religious zealots, it has made a rod for its own back. 

Labour will reap what they have sown. 

The lessons for Labour are as follows:

-Don't kowtow to the mob. 

-Don't call political opponents "scum". 

-Don't try to placate religious fanatics.

The Navel-Gazing Gaza Vote

 

Today the House of Commons will vote on the war in Gaza.

Whatever the outcome of the vote, it will not make one iota of difference to the situation in Gaza or help to resolve/end the war and release the hostages.

It will, however, further inflame various UK trouble making organisations and their hapless and naive followers. It will also increase threats towards MPs of all parties.

Labour Backtracks on Sue Gray's Soviets Scheme

 

Sue Gray (Labour's female version of Dominic Cummings, and every bit as popular and well liked) announced in the Times yesterday that Labour would introduce Soviets (aka Citizen Assemblies).

Unsurprisingly the plan has received a drubbing across the political spectrum. A member of Labour's NEC described it as a "stupid idea". Therefore it should come as no surprise to learn that Labour has backtracked on the plan less than 24 hours later.

One other issue that has also caused disquiet in Labour, is why Gray (a political advisor) was the one making the announcement.

As with Cummings, when the messenger overshadows the message it is time to get rid of the messenger!

By-election ALERT!

 

Scott Benton MP has LOST his appeal against a 35-day suspension. He was filmed in Times investigation offering to lobby ministers and leak confidential information for money: https://t.co/7pIZb4aTYa. Paves the way for likely by-election in Blackpool South (Tory majority = 3,690) pic.twitter.com/paR9n7Nbir

— Billy Kenber (@billykenber) February 20, 2024

Labour To Introduce Soviets

 

Sue Gray (Labour's female version of Dominic Cummings, and every bit as popular) took it upon herself to announce in the Times that Labour would introduce Soviets (aka Citizen Assemblies), in order to give the voters the opportunity to have a say in government policy etc.

The reality of course would be very different, such assemblies are rigged in favour of the politicians (who choose the questions that need to be addressed, and the format of the questions). 

It is a lazy way of abrogating responsibility for decision making, and lays itself open to being hijacked by religious and political extremists.

Another matter raises its head here, it is more than a little unusual for a political advisor to be front and centre announcing policies. Was Gray given permission to announce this policy, or is she trying to bounce Starmer into it?

Sunak Stops The Votes

 

As expected Labour won both Wellingborough (28% swing) and Kingwood (16% swing), Tory voters either stayed at home or voted for Reform.

Sunak says midterms are hard, he is missing the point that this is an election year.

As it stands, Labour will win a landslide General Election victory based on people's hatred of the Tories. However, in the months following Labour's win, the voters will realise that things will not actually get any better!

Khan Claims Labour Proud To Be Antisemitic

 

Sadiq Khan on Labour:

"As far as I'm concerned that sort of language isn't acceptable. And it certainly isn't acceptable in a party like mine that is proud to be both anti-racist but also antisemitic."

“but also antisemitic” - Nice of him to finally be honest. pic.twitter.com/IEbey8hfDS

— Chris Rose (@ArchRose90) February 15, 2024

Khan Spaffs £6M on Virtue Signalling Bollocks!

 

NEW: For the first time ever, our six London Overground lines are each getting a new name and colour.

Read more about the inspiration and meaning behind each new name ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/9WXspDypf0

— Sadiq Khan (@SadiqKhan) February 15, 2024

Happy Valentine's Day From The Home Office

 

Gray Lady Down

 

 Remember Sue Gray, the eagle-eyed investigator who ruffled feathers in Downing Street with her "Partygate" report? 

Well, it seems she's switched sides and joined the Labour lot as their chief of staff. But before she could settle in with a cuppa and a biscuit, she's found herself embroiled in a fresh scandal!

Apparently, there was a leak from a Labour meeting about a potential U-turn on their green investment plan. Sue Gray, ever the terrier, launched an inquiry, and things got a bit, well, heavy-handed. Staffers claim their phones were inspected, interviews were conducted without union reps present, and tears were shed like rain on a British bank holiday. Sounds like a right ol' shambles, doesn't it?

Now, whispers are swirling like leaves in a November gale. Some say Gray overstepped her mark, acting like a Stasi officer instead of a friendly neighbourhood investigator. Others reckon the leak was a deliberate attempt to undermine Labour, and Gray's just doing her job.

But here's the real kicker: Gray herself was in the meeting where the leak originated! Talk about a conflict of interest bigger than Boris Johnson's hair! Some even reckon her own allies might be the culprits, passing on juicy info for a bit of political mischief.

Ali's Antisemitic Chums

 

Following on from yesterday's flip flop by Starmer the Indecisive over Ali The Anti-Semetic's speech on 31 October, it transpires that there may be at least one Labour MP who was in the room with him when he made the remarks (which are gradually coming to light).

In Labour it pays to be anti-Semitic and pro Palestinian, it's just that they are scared to admit it in public. 

They should fear no longer, for their names will soon be made public.

SNP Has Mental Breakdown Over The Name of a Cafe

 

For reasons best known to itself the SNP membership is having a collective mental breakdown over the name of the cafe in Edinburgh Castle.

It is called the Redcoat Cafe, and has been called that for the last 20 years or so, in honour of the colour of the uniform of the Guards. The Nats are upset because the name is evoking memories of Culloden (a battle that happened in 1745).

As noted, the cafe is in fact named after the Guards, who have a museum in the castle. However, the Nats prefer to wallow in their own feculence and will not listen to reason.

Starmer Is Running Scared

Keir Starmer’s placed tackling anti-Semitism at the heart of his political strategy. In that context, the decision to stand by Azhar Ali is incomprehensible. The only rational explanation I can see is he genuinely is scared of the electoral impact of Gaza on Labour’s Muslim vote.

— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) February 12, 2024

DEI Will Destroy The Armed Forces

 

Important open letter from senior military figures. 🚨

Dear Secretary of State,

As retired senior officers of the Crown with experience of senior command, we feel compelled to write to you with a sense of sadness, incredulity and anger having viewed astonishing evidence of…

— Nigel Farage (@Nigel_Farage) February 12, 2024

Twat!

 

Starmer Ditches Ludicrous £28BN Annual Green Policy

 

Starmer has very wisely ditched Labour's ruinous plans to spend £28BN per annum on Net Zero, the added bonus of this ditch is that it should encourage Miliband to resign from the shadow cabinet!

Schrödinger's Bet

 

Rishi Sunak rows back on £1,000 bet on whether deportation flights to Rwanda will take off before election claiming he is “not a betting person”.

Better late than never. Story from @BenQuinn75 https://t.co/LpUUqdL98n https://t.co/ZIKgPqFJ6u

— Pippa Crerar (@PippaCrerar) February 6, 2024

Kwasi Rains On Liz's Parade

 

Yesterday I informed my Association Chair of my decision not to stand at the next General Election. It has been an honour to serve the residents of Spelthorne since 2010, and I shall continue to do so for the remainder of my time in Parliament.

— Kwasi Kwarteng (@KwasiKwarteng) February 6, 2024

Ironically the announcement comes on the same day as Liz Truss's PopCons launch!

Henry VIII Nailed It!

 

We thought that the clergy of our realm had been our subjects wholly; but now we have well perceived that they be but half our subjects—yea, and scarce our subjects.

Democracy Is Under Attack

 

The Invisible Northern Ireland Deal That Fixes Everything

Bizarre press conference where Chris Heaton Harris said there’s a deal with the DUP but repeatedly refused to say what’s in it - UK hasn’t negotiated with the EU. Is fear of EU reaction reason for secrecy? https://t.co/oHdVuOAkVJ

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) January 30, 2024

Believe it when you see it!

Simon Clarke MP - Before/After

 

I know I will be attacked for saying this.

Perhaps even accused of positioning myself or on behalf of another — emphatically neither of which I am doing.

I am speaking out because the stakes for our country and my party are too high to stay silent.https://t.co/oMITm2Mi7N

— Simon Clarke MP (@SimonClarkeMP) January 23, 2024

The Treasury's Failed Migration Policy

 

EXCLUSIVE:

— Internal Treasury analysis advised Rishi Sunak that tax cuts would have only a “low impact” on boosting economic growth

— Leaked documents show the Treasury suggested increasing immigration and planning reform would do more

https://t.co/6qMr59jIv2

— Alex Wickham (@alexwickham) January 23, 2024

The Treasury's grand plan to solve all our domestic woes with a sprinkle of magic migration dust has spectacularly failed and, most likely, wrecked the country.

The Treasury saw a dip in the birth rate, a shortage of nurses, and a public sector groaning like a wheezing bulldog, and their answer was? 

More people! 

Crack open the borders, let the world come flooding in, and bingo – problem solved.

The problem is this isn't Monopoly money we're talking about, it's real lives. Migration is a complex tapestry, woven with threads of opportunity, hardship, integration, and friction. You can't just stick a "Buy One, Get One Free" sticker on it and expect a rosy utopia.

Firstly, the Treasury seem to think immigrants are walking cash machines. They point at Germany and their shiny GDP, whisper "migrant workers, darling!" and picture us all sipping champagne in our Brexit-land paradise. 

However, they forget about the strain on housing, the pressure on public services, the cultural clashes which are destroying the fabric of our country. Integration takes time, money, and a whole lot of empathy, things the Treasury often forgets to budget for.

Secondly, these bean counters think they can dial up migration like a thermostat. Need more doctors? Open the floodgates for medical students! Shortage of fruit pickers? Let's tango with the seasonal workers! But people aren't robots, they're individuals with dreams, families, and roots. You can't just pluck them from their homes and slot them into our economic puzzle like Tetris blocks.

Finally let's not forget the social fabric. Immigration can be a beautiful tapestry, but it can also fray and tear. When communities feel overwhelmed, when wages get squeezed, when cultural differences become battle lines, the whole thing can unravel faster than a Marks & Spencer jumper in the tumble dryer.

So, the Treasury's migration mirage has shimmered and faded. It promised a land of milk and honey, but delivered a reality of overcrowded buses, stretched resources, and simmering tensions. It's time for these number-crunchers to ditch their spreadsheets and take a walk in the real world. Talk to the communities feeling the pressure, listen to the concerns of ordinary people, and understand that migration isn't a quick fix, it's a long-term dance that needs careful steps, not reckless waltzing.

 

Hunt Will Continue To Be Chancellor Until Election

 

 

Rishi Sunak said Jeremy Hunt will still be the UK’s Chancellor of the Exchequer at the general election expected in the second half of the year; an attempt to quash rumors he could be moved aside in favour of a close ally, Energy Secretary Claire Coutinhohttps://t.co/0F4x6nW07Q

— Kitty Donaldson (@kitty_donaldson) January 22, 2024

 

The Real Cost of Net Zero

 

What the politicians didn't mention when they foisted net zero on us:

 - 3,000 lost jobs

- the loss of the UK's last steel manufacturing plant

- increased global CO2 emissions 

Climate change madness personified

Steel is still going to be produced, just somewhere else - carbon is still going to go into the atmosphere - just somewhere else

The UK will be the only major economy in Europe and G20 with no ability to make steel from scratch https://t.co/DvqRipsoDE

— David Videcette (@DavidVidecette) January 19, 2024

Lee Anderson Channels His Inner Norman Wisdom

Lee Anderson had planned to vote against the Rwanda bill, but opted not to on the high point of principle that … “the Labour lot were all giggling and laughing and taking the mick.”

 

Lee Anderson resigned on a matter of principle. In case you are wondering what a principle is, it is something that you instantly forget about when someone sniggers at you.pic.twitter.com/mdA1AXza3P

— Parody Rishi Sunak (@Parody_PM) January 18, 2024

Rwanda Offers Sunak a Way Out - Take The Money!

 

NEW & EXCLUSiVE 🚨 🚨

Rwandan President Paul Kagame tells me for @bbcnews from the World Economic Forum whether the migrant deal is working or not is “the UK’s problem, not Rwanda’s problem” and offers to refund UK taxpayer’s money, as the deal is debated in the Commons.

More… pic.twitter.com/JVN4Lea5tn

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) January 17, 2024

What a Balls Up!

 

Scotland's Drug Problems Hit Humza

 

Not content with being charged a few days ago for supplying heroin, Ramsay El-Nakla (Humza Yousaf's brother in law) has been arrested in connection with an incident where a man fell from a flat window in Dundee resulting in serious injuries.

Two other have also been arrested in connection with the fall.

BASTARDS! - #PostOfficeScandal

 

Post Office Inquiry is hearing today from Stephen Bradshaw, a fraud investigator for Post Office who's worked there for 45 years.

He claims nobody from management told him there was a fault with Horizon. He insists all investigations were conducted "in a professional manner".

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) January 11, 2024

Where's Sir Ed? - #PostOfficeScandal

 

Davey had been allocated a slot at Prime Minister's Questions today, but has pulled out for 'personal reasons'.

Rumour has it he was going to call for his own resignation.

Vennells Agrees To Hand Back Her CBE - #PostOfficeScandal