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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Tuesday 30 January 2024

The Invisible Northern Ireland Deal That Fixes Everything

Believe it when you see it!

Wednesday 24 January 2024

Simon Clarke MP - Before/After

 


Tuesday 23 January 2024

The Treasury's Failed Migration Policy


 

The Treasury's grand plan to solve all our domestic woes with a sprinkle of magic migration dust has spectacularly failed and, most likely, wrecked the country.

The Treasury saw a dip in the birth rate, a shortage of nurses, and a public sector groaning like a wheezing bulldog, and their answer was? 

More people! 

Crack open the borders, let the world come flooding in, and bingo – problem solved.

The problem is this isn't Monopoly money we're talking about, it's real lives. Migration is a complex tapestry, woven with threads of opportunity, hardship, integration, and friction. You can't just stick a "Buy One, Get One Free" sticker on it and expect a rosy utopia.

Firstly, the Treasury seem to think immigrants are walking cash machines. They point at Germany and their shiny GDP, whisper "migrant workers, darling!" and picture us all sipping champagne in our Brexit-land paradise. 

However, they forget about the strain on housing, the pressure on public services, the cultural clashes which are destroying the fabric of our country. Integration takes time, money, and a whole lot of empathy, things the Treasury often forgets to budget for.

Secondly, these bean counters think they can dial up migration like a thermostat. Need more doctors? Open the floodgates for medical students! Shortage of fruit pickers? Let's tango with the seasonal workers! But people aren't robots, they're individuals with dreams, families, and roots. You can't just pluck them from their homes and slot them into our economic puzzle like Tetris blocks.

Finally let's not forget the social fabric. Immigration can be a beautiful tapestry, but it can also fray and tear. When communities feel overwhelmed, when wages get squeezed, when cultural differences become battle lines, the whole thing can unravel faster than a Marks & Spencer jumper in the tumble dryer.

So, the Treasury's migration mirage has shimmered and faded. It promised a land of milk and honey, but delivered a reality of overcrowded buses, stretched resources, and simmering tensions. It's time for these number-crunchers to ditch their spreadsheets and take a walk in the real world. Talk to the communities feeling the pressure, listen to the concerns of ordinary people, and understand that migration isn't a quick fix, it's a long-term dance that needs careful steps, not reckless waltzing.

 

Monday 22 January 2024

Hunt Will Continue To Be Chancellor Until Election

 


 

 

Friday 19 January 2024

The Real Cost of Net Zero


 

What the politicians didn't mention when they foisted net zero on us:

 - 3,000 lost jobs

- the loss of the UK's last steel manufacturing plant

- increased global CO2 emissions 


Thursday 18 January 2024

Lee Anderson Channels His Inner Norman Wisdom

Lee Anderson had planned to vote against the Rwanda bill, but opted not to on the high point of principle that … “the Labour lot were all giggling and laughing and taking the mick.”

 

Wednesday 17 January 2024

Rwanda Offers Sunak a Way Out - Take The Money!

 

What a Balls Up!

 


Tuesday 16 January 2024

Scotland's Drug Problems Hit Humza


 

Not content with being charged a few days ago for supplying heroin, Ramsay El-Nakla (Humza Yousaf's brother in law) has been arrested in connection with an incident where a man fell from a flat window in Dundee resulting in serious injuries.

Two other have also been arrested in connection with the fall.

Thursday 11 January 2024

BASTARDS! - #PostOfficeScandal

 

Wednesday 10 January 2024

Where's Sir Ed? - #PostOfficeScandal


 

Davey had been allocated a slot at Prime Minister's Questions today, but has pulled out for 'personal reasons'.

Rumour has it he was going to call for his own resignation.

Tuesday 9 January 2024

Vennells Agrees To Hand Back Her CBE - #PostOfficeScandal

 


The Almost Bishop of London - #PostOfficeScandal


 

There is something very wrong in the UK if people such as Vennells are rewarded with CBE's and almost become Bishop of London!

Monday 8 January 2024

The Post Office is Run by Utter Bastards! #PostOfficeScandal

 

31 Demands For Others To Resign - Davey Clings On Like a Limpet

 

Friday 5 January 2024

Sir Snubalot - #PostOfficeScandal


 

Sir Ed Davey it seems was not very helpful towards the Post Office Justice for SubPostmasters Alliance while Minister for Postal Affairs in 2010, as he snubbed them when they asked for a meeting.

May 2010 correspondence to the group from Sir Ed said: 

“Whilst I do appreciate your concerns, I do not believe a meeting would serve any useful purpose.”

Suffice to say he is blaming the Post Office for misleading him, even though it was his role to look into this!

Thursday 4 January 2024

Election Likely In Second Half of Year - Or Is It?

 Given that Sunak is prone to change his mind, I wouldn't set too much store by this!