The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 28 November 2014

Question For David Cameron Re EU Migration

Will you be forcibly repatriating all the Brits who have moved to Spain, France etc etc?

Thursday, 20 November 2014

Rochester and Strood

My commiserations to the good people of Rochester and Strood who have, over the past few weeks, had to endure a slurry of politicians bothering them as they go about their daily lives.

Fortunately, once today is over, the politicians will ignore you again; as is the case with all voters!

Thursday, 13 November 2014

Ed Miliband Gazes Into His Mirror

Seemingly Ed Miliband has looked into his mirror, and sees a future Prime Minister staring back at him.

I have some bad news for you Ed, it wasn't a mirror you were looking at, it was your brother!

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

Don't Bash Blair

Tony Blair has said that it's not his job to rescue the Labour Party.

Fair play to him, he has enough to do what with managing his family's property empire which currently stands at 31 properties.

Tuesday, 11 November 2014

EU Arrest Warrant Vote

Q: When is a promise not a promise?

A: When it is made by the government.

Thursday, 6 November 2014

Socialism - The Path To Prosperity

For many years it has been widely assumed that socialism leads to economic chaos and poverty.

However, this appears not to be the case at all. It transpires that leading socialists Tony and Cherie Blair now own 31 properties. Thus proving that socialism is in fact the path to prosperity!

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

Clegg's Failure of Leadership and Judgement

Clegg claims he wouldn't have worn the feminist T shirt had he known that it was made under sweatshop conditions.

Yet he was happy enough to wear it when he knew it was marketing stunt by Elle!

Monday, 3 November 2014

The Pigs Win - Expense Records Destroyed

In a display of arrogance and disdain for the voters, Bercow's office has destroyed paperwork relating to MPs' expense claims made before 2010. The excuse being that the destruction was necessary to comply with data protection laws.

Unsurprisingly, this means that those MPs accused of abusing the expenses system will escape official investigation.

How "ironic"!