Keir and Boris Invoke Ghosts From The Past

 

For reasons best known to themselves, both Keir and Boris invoked ghosts from the past yesterday by referring back to the halcyon days of the premierships of Thatcher and Blair.

Could it be that the current leaders of the Tories and Labour don't actually have any policies of their own?

Blair Sticks The Knife Into Labour

Yowsers, Blair has told Sky May will be PM IF polls are right - that will endear him even more to Team Corbyn

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) April 27, 2017

Blair - The Sequel

Just when you thought it was safe, up pops Tony Blair advising people not to vote Labour but instead to vote Liberal Democrat or Tory where the candidate is not committed to a "hard Brexit".

For good measure Blair has also said he is considering returning to politics.

My advice is simple, stay where you are obviously doing the most good namely acting as a Middle East peace envoy.

Oh, wait....

The Odd Couple - The Unelected And The Unelectable

A picture is worth a thousand words. pic.twitter.com/jelfaJ97YS

— Mark Sparrow (@Markgsparrow) January 25, 2017

Two unelected has-beens, plotting to derail a democratic vote.

Good News Everyone - Blair Wants To Make a Comeback!

As per the BBC:

Tony Blair considering future role in British politics

All our problems are over!

When Is a Lie Not a Lie?

According to Andrew Turnbull when it is "deception" perpetrated by Blair.

Tony Blair guilty of 'deception' but not lying over Iraq war, says ex-Cabinet secretary.

Blair To The Rescue

As Blair hits the campaign trail, a reminder of those times he hinted Miliband wasn't up to being party leader... http://t.co/suVbzA1zAs
— Emily Ashton (@elashton) April 7, 2015

Tony Blair's attempts to rescue the Labour party from itself will most likely backfire, given that he and Miliband have completely different political views.

Don't Bash Blair

Tony Blair has said that it's not his job to rescue the Labour Party.

Fair play to him, he has enough to do what with managing his family's property empire which currently stands at 31 properties.

Socialism - The Path To Prosperity

For many years it has been widely assumed that socialism leads to economic chaos and poverty.

However, this appears not to be the case at all. It transpires that leading socialists Tony and Cherie Blair now own 31 properties. Thus proving that socialism is in fact the path to prosperity!

Advice To Ex Members of Blair's Government

Secrets always come out in the end.