The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 28 August 2015

Ned Votes In Labour's Catastrophic Election

Ned is a cat who has been successfully registered to vote in Labour's catastrophic car crash of a leadership election.

Read the full story on BuzzFeed.

Thursday, 27 August 2015

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Corbyn's Victorian Values

Jeremy Corbyn, worried about the inflammatory effect that the exposed table and chair legs have on men, will (one he is crowned Prime Minister) enact legislation that makes it mandatory for table and chair legs to be covered up with a thick velvet cloth.

Proving to all of those that doubted him that he is not a throw back to old Labour socialism of the 1970's, but in fact is a man with strongly held Victorian values a true conservative of the old school!

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Greens Rig Labour Election

The Futility of Corbynomics Laid Bare

Monday, 24 August 2015

Corbyn's Paradise Lost

Friday, 21 August 2015


Milibeard shows his true colours and who he supports in the car crash that is Labour's leadership election!

Thursday, 20 August 2015

Corbyn Has A Beard - Shock, Horror, Probe!

Monday, 17 August 2015

The Clunking Fist Clunks Corbyn

Thursday, 13 August 2015

Gauke Has Irony Bypass

Socialists Infiltrate Labour

Labour In Meltdown

Yesterday Labour's website crashed, as a result of the surge in voter registrations for Labour's car crash leadership election.

Apparently Corbyn is now so popular he has achieved something of a miracle, namely unifying both the SWP and the Tory party in their desire to see him win!

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Stop The Labour Election

As the protracted car crash that is the Labour leadership election continues, some in the party are finally waking up to the fact that not only will Corbyn win (and thus destroy the party) but that Corbyn's victory will be brought about by voters within the party who are not in fact Labour supporters.

Simon Danczuk Labour MP for Rochadale said that Labour's interim leader Harriet Harman should halt the leadership contest and call an emergency meeting to take stock of the "infiltration" by those he said were not genuine party supporters.

He believes that the process may have to be rerun, and warned that if Mr Corbyn wins he would not be able to command discipline amongst Labour MPs - many of whom would not vote for "crazy left-wing stuff".

Only Labour could make such a mess of their own party, and become such a laughing stock!

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Labour's Grand Old Man

Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Labour Asks CIA For Help

Maybe Corbyn could be rendited?

Monday, 3 August 2015