Corbyn Blocked

 

Jeremy Corbyn to be blocked from standing as Labour MP at next election, Sir Keir Starmer to confirm https://t.co/wmMofmrmTv

— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 27, 2023

Corbyn The Poultice

 

Rumours are the Corbyn is considering setting up a new party. 

In the event this comes to fruition, it will do Starmer a big favour; as Corbyn will act a poultice, and draw the poison of extremism away from Labour and into Corbyn's new party.

The Corbyn Project

 

I’m pleased to announce the new Peace and Justice Project, bringing people together for social and economic justice, peace, and human rights in Britain and across the world.

Find out more in our video and sign up to our launch here 👉 https://t.co/RcnJE1kA6q pic.twitter.com/pyHpeHGa1S

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) December 13, 2020

Corbyn Suspended - "Sorry" is The Hardest Word

 

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Corbyn's Legal Fund

It seems that a legal fund has been set up for Corbyn, as per GoFundMe:

It is reported that John Ware a reporter for Panorama is taking legal action for libel against former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. The relentless attacks on Mr Corbyn, a man of integrity, honesty and humility cannot be allowed to continue and we have an opportunity here to offer him support in a practical way. It will also let him know that his supporters have not forgotten him, nor have they gone away.

Here is the man himself:

Labour Party members have a right to accountability and transparency of decisions taken in their name, and an effective commitment from the party to combat antisemitism and racism in all their forms.

The Party’s decision to apologise today and make substantial payments to former staff who sued the party in relation to last year’s Panorama programme is a political decision, not a legal one.

Our legal advice was that the party had a strong defence, and the evidence in the leaked Labour report that is now the subject of an NEC inquiry led by Martin Forde QC strengthened concerns about the role played by some of those who took part in the programme.

The decision to settle these claims in this way is disappointing, and risks giving credibility to misleading and inaccurate allegations about action taken to tackle antisemitism in the Labour Party in recent years.

To give our members the answers and justice they deserve, the inquiry led by Martin Forde must now fully address the evidence the internal report uncovered of racism, sexism, factionalism and obstruction of Labour’s 2017 General Election campaign.

Corbyn To Lose The Whip?

If as is being reported, @uklabour are about to remove the whip from Jeremy Corbyn because of recommendations in the EHRC report.

Yes it is 5 years late. But it is a major statement that will underline just how bad things were and how close we came to disaster.

— David Collier (@mishtal) July 22, 2020

The Odd Couple

Corbyn Speaks The Truth

One rule for the rich and another for the rest of us.https://t.co/001mFefNpC

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 5, 2019

Fair enough, and Corbyn should know what he is talking about because he is estimated to be worth around £3M.

LibLab Pact Sans Corbyn?

Tom and I have disagreed on a lot of things over the years but on Brexit, we’re united. Working with other parties is the only way to stop Boris, and stop Brexit.https://t.co/amkqhHjx4L

— Jo Swinson (@joswinson) August 13, 2019

But what will Jeremy say????????????

Corbyn Plays The Fool

Jeremy Corbyn today will lead and speak at a demonstration against Donald Trump.

All very well and democratic, if you are in student politics or a junior backbencher. However, Corbyn is a salaried leader of Her Majesy's Opposition with ambitions to become Prime Minister.

Like it or not Trump was democratically elected by members of the public of our closest ally.

Suck it up Corbyn if you want an adult job, you have to behave like an adult!

At This Rate, The Other Bloke Will Win!

Ominous for the PM? Security guard at Tory conf tells me: "I saw the telly last night and her speech sounds like she's talking about *more* years of austerity. Oh yeah that's really want we want isnt it? If she keeps that up, the other bloke is going to win."

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) October 3, 2018

Bragg Blames Jews - Corbynism = Facism

Billy Bragg: Jews "Have Work to Do" to Rebuild Trust With Labour https://t.co/UFJUedlsdN pic.twitter.com/UDjt2inz20

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 26, 2018

The Jewish Chronicle Lays Into Jeremy Gammon

Damning from The JC pic.twitter.com/ONuq0xzOy3

— Carrie Symonds (@carriesymonds) July 18, 2018

Jeremy Gammon Can't Silence Hodge

This story is not going to go away - 👇 https://t.co/qrTYv5OnfZ

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) July 19, 2018

Jeremy Gammon Given a Bollocking

EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy Corbyn was told to his face 'you're a fucking anti-semite and a racist' by a Jewish Labour MP tonight. https://t.co/CjjrPAPiKn

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 17, 2018

The Failing Shit Show

Who wouldn't want to pay up to £35 per person to go to this? Almost everyone it seems. pic.twitter.com/T5KTGIJDhm

— Clarissa (@MisanthropeGirl) June 5, 2018

The Lost Youth of Jeremy Gammon

We have all seen the pictures of Mr Corbyn getting arrested at the City Group picket at South Africa House (see attached).
But has anyone ever seen a picture of him being arrested at the troops out picket at the Old Bailey trial of the Brighton bomber? (if not, a scoop is coming) pic.twitter.com/tzhnB2BeX8

— Mr Corbyn in The Times (@TimesCorbyn) May 21, 2018

Workers Press 14/06/1986 p.1
'Jeremy Corbyn being led away after his arrest on a picket outside the Old Bailey... Media coverage of the show trial presumed the three: guilty now they are prisoners of war'
[Magee was the Brighton bomber] pic.twitter.com/9X4lry72VR

— Mr Corbyn in The Times (@TimesCorbyn) May 21, 2018

#JeremyGammon - #GammonGate

Angry ✅
Red-faced ✅
White ✅
Old ✅
Man ✅ #JeremyGammon pic.twitter.com/RCLACTKCZC

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) May 14, 2018

Poor Old Steptoe Gets Confused

Jeremy Corbyn says workers should have a say in the merger of Asda and Morrisons. This may come as rather a shock to Sainsburys who thought they were merging with Asda.

— Carl Dinnen (@carldinnen) May 12, 2018

Oooh Jeremy Corbyn!

Right now on North Korean TV (Revised Version by @Wardini65): Oooooooooh Jeremy Corbyn pic.twitter.com/VJm6YLgNDY

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) April 19, 2018

Private Eye at its best pic.twitter.com/r6jvfDJnlZ

— Henry Mance (@henrymance) April 18, 2018