Boris Admits He Is NOT a Communist

Boris Johnson: ‘My friends, I am not a communist.’

— Jack Maidment (@jrmaidment) June 30, 2020

Virtue Signalling Never Ends Well!

Virtue signalling never ends well! Just ask the England team 1938.. https://t.co/U92Cg1Q4z4 pic.twitter.com/qPwXaM3at6

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) June 18, 2020

Labour leader Sir Keir Starmer tells #BBCBreakfast it’s "a shame" the sentiment behind the Black Lives Matter movement is getting “tangled up with these organisational issues" and it’s "nonsense" to call to ‘Defund the Police’. pic.twitter.com/7ydITWGZWN

— BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) June 29, 2020

As a public prosecutor, Sir Kier Starmer was a cop in an expensive suit. While black people are now incarcerated at the same rate as African Americans, the prison population in Britain has almost doubled since the 1980s. This has affected all working class people in Britain.

— #BlackLivesMatterUK (@ukblm) June 29, 2020

We are disgusted by the recent interview @Keir_Starmer gave to BBC Breakfast. To say that defunding the police is ‘nonsense’ is a slap in the face to all the Black academics and activists who have been working on conceptualising a just society for so long. (1/4)

— Warwick Labour 🌹 (@WarwickLabour) June 29, 2020

PM Due To Launch Operation Bounce Back

As we wait for PM's speech - more astonishing numbers confirming scale of govt interventions in economy so far -9.3 m jobs being supported by furlough and 2.6m thro self employed scheme - dwarfs anything being announced by PM today, and what's likely from Chancellor next week

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) June 30, 2020

The Opportunity For Change

Boris Johnson tells @TimesRadio that coronavirus gives the UK an "opportunity to change".

But he says it has been an "absolute nightmare for the country".

Listen now 🔊 https://t.co/nTwN679B3O@AasmahMir | @StigAbell | @BorisJohnson pic.twitter.com/v2I5OwLZjA

— Times Radio (@timesradio) June 29, 2020

Boris Johnson channels FDR's New Deal on @TimesRadio: "You can't at this moment go back to austerity. That would be a mistake. This is the moment for a Rooseveltian approach to the economy”.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) June 29, 2020

The Sedwill Letters

Gone, with a hand written letter of praise from the PM and a peerage. Cabinet Secretary Sir Mark Sedwill agrees to go as Boris Johnson’s civil service shake up begins. Brexit negotiator and long serving aide David Frost replaces him as National Security Adviser. pic.twitter.com/8aIp7ZeoFO

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) June 28, 2020

The Chronicles of Banquo - The Demise of The Dark Knight

Gather ye round my best beloveds, and I shall recount to you another tale from the Chronicles of Banquo.

It was at the time when Albion and its people were ravaged by the great plague, enemies outwith and within Albion plotted to use this period of perceived weakness to their own evil ends.

The Dark Knight Sedwill had long been plotting to thwart the king's and his loyal knight apparent Banquo's plans for reform and revitalisation, the emperors across the water were mighty angry at Albion's plans to leave the empire and did all they could to stop it and the lickspittles in the media (who felt that their time was nigh) were dripping poison into the ears of the people of Albion.

Thus we enter the time when the plague was abating and, within reason, some parts of the lockdown were being eased. The eve of No Turning Back Day focused minds in Albion, and across the water the minds of the emperors.

It was a cleft in the buttocks of the history of Albion.

Thus it became time for the king to honour his vows to the people of Albion, made in the Winter of 2019, and level up the land and its people.

It was a time to Build, Build  Build!

For the promises to be kept, the disloyal Dark Knight Sedwill had to be vanquished. As such he was persuaded of the hopelessness of his situation, and his pending demise. Therefore he would, on the eve of No Turning Back Day, fall upon his sword, leaving the path clear for Banquo to transform the royal court.

Is this the end of the Chronicle?

It is the end of this tale, but the Chronicles never end.

Fear not, my best beloveds, for I shall return to relate another tale in the Chronicles of Banquo.

Dick's Out?

Old McDonnell Has a Petition - Starmer Dumps RBL

Keir Starmer: Re-instate Rebecca Long Bailey - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/gkhXI3dFOe via @UKChange

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) June 25, 2020

For reasons best know to herself, Long Bailey bought into and tweeted her endorsement of anti semitic claptrap spouted by luvvie darling Maxine Peake that claims Israel was responsible for the death of George Floyd.

Quite correctly Starmer dumped her like a hot potato.

That of course triggered a howl of anguish from a whole range of Corbynistas and Momentum thugs, who really don't like the fact that a sane person is now running Labour - which in itself shows that Starmer most certainly did the right thing!

Anhyoo, Old McDonnell has no set up a petition calling for RBL to be reinstated. Needless to say the Tory party and its supporters are lining up in droves to sign it!

Dame Dick For The Chop

Why are the BBC, ITV & Sky News not leading with this video?

Where is Sadiq Kahn?

Where is Cressida Dick?

Do Police lives no longer matter?

Has London become a lawless state?

This is insanity. pic.twitter.com/YLhxqJdrhG

— Mason Mills (@MrMasonMills) June 25, 2020

As both Dame Dick and Mayor Khant have lost control of London, the government will step in to protect decent law abiding citizens from the mob.

Dick and Khant have had their chance, and have failed!

The Beginning of The End of The Great Hibernation and The Bleating Media

Boris has announced further unlocking measures (eg pubs to open on 4th July etc) and the end of the daily 17:00 briefings/press conferences.

Unsurprisingly the media are doing their best to spin the negative.

Firstly they claim that SAGE has not fully endorsed the package of measures.

Secondly they are bemoaning the fact that the daily briefings have ended.

Wrt the easing of restrictions; SAGE's role is to offer a range of options, with the risks and potential outcomes explained.

It is the government's role to judge the risk/benefits, and to select the options that produce the best outcome having taken into account the associated risks.

As such, whether the media like it or not, the plan outlined by Boris comes from options presented by SAGE.

Wrt the media moaning about the ending of the daily briefings, they have brought this upon themselves by their long-winded repetitive questions, designed to promote their own personal agendas with little thought to enlightening the people who actually want to understand where we are heading.

Happy Birthday Boris Trending On Twitter

The Boris Mobile

Raab Nails It

Dominic Raab on taking the knee:

”It feels to me like a symbol of subjugation and subordination and not one of liberation and emancipation.”

”I’d take the knee for only two people. The Queen and the missus when I asked her to marry me.”

— Mason Mills (@MrMasonMills) June 18, 2020

The Cabinet - If They Were The Opposite Sex

The British Cabinet if they were the opposite sex (Thread)

Beatrice Johnson pic.twitter.com/MvBryLU0pV

— Defence Daily (@DefenceDailyUK) June 16, 2020

Petition To Shut Down Guardian - ROFLMAO

The Guardian is facing calls to “shut down” for hypocrisy after branding Abraham Lincoln “abhorrent” in the US Civil War.

Back in the 1860s, The Manchester Guardian gave unqualified support to the confederacy during the American civil war; even reprinting confederate propaganda against the slaves’ liberator Abraham Lincoln.

“it was an evil day both for America and the world when he was chosen President of the United States”

–  Manchester Guardian, 10^th October 1862

Upon the news of President Lincoln’s assassination, the Guardian described the president’s time in office as “abhorrent”, specifically the Proclamation of Emancipation – the act that declared “all persons held as slaves” within the rebellious states “are, and henceforward shall be free.”

Perhaps the opposition to emancipation of slaves was driven by the views of their founder, John Edward Taylor, who made his money in the cotton trade – an industry that prospered on the backs of cotton-picking slaves. After the death of their founder in 1844, the paper continued its relationship with its cotton merchant advertisers, going as far as demanding Manchester’s cotton workers, who refused to touch cotton picked by US slaves, should be forced back into work.

There is even a petition to have it shut down.

All Party Approval For Banning Protests Exceeding 6 People

MPs have approved the Health Protection (Coronavirus, Restrictions) (England) (Amendment) (No.3) Regulations 2020 (S.I, 2020, No. 558) without a division.

— UK House of Commons (@HouseofCommons) June 15, 202

Not a single MP opposed this.

True Brit!

 

Sad to have just received this letter.

I will not be silenced by @UKLabour MPs who continue to dismiss the contributions of those who don't conform to their view of how ethnic minorities should behave. pic.twitter.com/gBhLvtKKwt

— Priti Patel (@pritipatel) June 11, 2020

Some Labour MPs (not the front bench noticeably) have sent Priti Patel a letter complaining about her recent statement in the House, in which she mentioned the racism that she has been subjected to.

The Labour MPs have castigated her for mentioning it.

For why?

It was the wrong sort of racism!

The Donkey Farmer's Hostage To Fortune

Let's see how this plays for him in four years time.

Priti Patel Nails It

Nailed it. pic.twitter.com/hSvcQwkXBV

— Emily Hewertson (@emilyhewertson) June 8, 2020

The Banquo Chronicles - Albion's Base Contagious Clouds

Gather ye round my best beloveds, and I shall recount to you another tale from the Chronicles of Banquo.

It was at the time when Albion and its people were ravaged by the great plague, enemies outwith and within Albion plotted to use this period of perceived weakness to their own evil ends.

The Dark Knight Sedwill had long being plotting to thwart the king's and his loyal knight apparent Banquo's plans for reform and revitalisation, the emperors across the water were mighty angry at Albion's plans to leave the empire and did all they could to stop it and the lickspittles in the media (who felt that their time was nigh) were dripping poison into the ears of the people of Albion.

At this point there came the Baizuo, a tribe of self centred marauders (spawned by fake universities created under the reign of His Tonyness) who could not face the reality that their future degrees in gender studies and media studies would avail them nothing more than burger flipping.

The Baizuo, in spite of the risk of the plague, did congregate in large numbers and spent several days marauding in the cities up and down the land of Albion. War memorials were defaced, the Peelers were attacked and a statue of some long dead person whom no one had ever heard of was thrown into the sea.

It should be noted that the Peelers were, at this stage, adopting a low key soft handed approach to the Baizuo mob.

Why?

For you see my best beloveds the Peelers had learned tactics and methods from the time (long ago) of the Blessed Margaret, whose own reign had been disrupted at various stages by mobs. The Peelers knew that a low key, non aggressive approach reduced the risk of total mayhem.

Yet, I regret to say, some Peelers had forgotten the law of the jungle; namely that if you show subservience to a wild animal, it will eat you. Hence, those Peelers that kneeled would soon find it worked against them, and a senior Bristol Peeler who naively ignored the grappling ropes of the Bristol Baizuo would soon find that was a tactical error.

Unsurprisingly the people of Albion were righteous in their anger; they saw the risk of the plague returning, they were disgusted that memorials honouring those who laid down their lives in previous wars were being disrespected by the Baizuo and could not understand the apparent lack of action from the Peelers.

Indeed, the people could not understand why not only the king, but the Donkey Farmer in the pretender's court said and did nothing.

However, the fears of the people of Albion would soon be abated, for you see my best beloveds the king and his most loyal knight apparent Banquo had a plan. The king knew that the Donkey Farmer could say nothing, for to criticise would alienate one part of his court and to praise would alienate the other. However, the king himself was playing a long game and kept his counsel whilst the swamp was built to let all the poisons hatch out.

For you see my best beloveds allow a man a few hours to bask in the sunshine of false hope, and come the night he will have a far better appreciation of the hopelessness of his situation. Thus it was for the Baizuo mob, they were allowed to show their true colours and during the light of day did make merry. However, come the night, the Peelers offered them gallons of tea (brewed from special kettles).

The generosity of the Peelers weighed heavily on the Baizuo, as they languished unable to leave (for want of giving offence) and were happily photographed by the Peelers (for fond memories), indeed their details taken for future social contact and possible holidays to be graciously donated by Her Majesty.

The Baizuo began to lament on the Twitterverse about the their plight, yet to to no avail, for you see the people of Albion had seen them for what they were and had no care to help them.

The day would come when the Baizuo would, as we all do, cease. Yet for them, no memorial for future ingrates to vandalise, they would become nothing; their flesh devoured by vultures, their bones bleached by the sun and their ashes blown by the winds to the four corners of the earth. For all the good that they had done, it would have been better that they had never existed at all.

Yet they did serve one small purpose, for you see my best beloveds, by gathering so closely together they provided data for the scientists as to the remaining virulence of the plague in outside settings. The scientists would use the forthcoming spike in infections to refine their advice to the good people of Albion as to how to gather in outside spaces.

Remember though, the Baizuo were but one small part of the enemies facing Albion. The people of Albion wondered whether the king and his knight apparent were sleeping, as the enemies laid their plans against Albion.

The people needn't have feared, for you see my best beloveds the king and his knight apparent knew what they were doing, and did allow Albion to imitate the sun who doth permit the base contagious clouds to smother up his beauty from the world.

That when he please again to be himself,

Being wanted, he may be more wondered at

By breaking though the foul and ugly mists

Of vapours that did seem to strange him.

If all the year were playing holidays,

To sport would be as tedious as to work;

But when they seldom come, they wished-for come,

And nothing pleaseth but rare accidents.

So, when this loose behavior Albion did throw off

And pay the debt it never promiséd,

By how much better than its word Albion will be,

And like bright metal on a sullen ground

Albion's reformation,

Shall show more goodly and attract more eyes

Then that which hath no foil to set it off.

What would this mean for the Dark Knight Sedwill, the emperors across the water, the Donkey Farmer and the lickspitlles in the media (such as Auntie, once trusted guardian of the truth for the people of Albion)?

That, my best beloveds, is for another day.

However, I will remind you that the movement to Defund Auntie began during the weekend on the Baizuo and it would not be long before Auntie would be changed forever.

Arise Sir Banquo ?

Gather ye round, and I will tell you another tale from The Chronicles of Banquo.

As you know Banquo, who crafted the plans that drove the Brexit campaign, and played a major role in the victory of the king in the December battle for the soul of Albion was under seige from the Dark Knight Sedwill, disloyal courtiers and the lickspittles in the media.

He overcame these travails and even managed to dispatch, in a socially distant manner, some marauders who lay seige to his dwelling. They lay motionless on the road for all to see.

Meanwhile the Emperors across the water were sore afraid of Albion's plans to leave the empire, and were displeased that their Trojan Horse Horse extension was rejected.

Thus their emissary, Lord Barnier, vented his spleen at Albion's perfidity, to no avail.

Now it came to the attention of the people of the land that the king, forever grateful for Banquo's loyalty, might bestow a K upon Banquo and offer him The Dark Department to run.

The rumours were spread by courtiers envious and fearful of Banquo, and the hand of the Dark Knight Sedwill could be seen in this.

Will Banquo get his K?

You will have to wait until the next chapter in The Chronicles of Banquo.

'Twas The Fish

 

Huge thanks to everyone for their really kind messages over the last 24 hours and my grateful thanks also to the parliamentary authorities and Speaker for their support yesterday. Just had results in and my test for #COVIDー19 was negative.

— Alok Sharma (@AlokSharma_RDG) June 4, 2020

The media, and others, can breathe a huge sigh of relief, has not go Covid-19 but was apparently suffering from minor food poisoning owing to some fish he scoffed.

Parliament To Experience Reality

Here are a few of my photographs from today’s division on proceedings during the pandemic. #COVID19 #voting #parliament pic.twitter.com/ntdz6pLq0F

— Jessica Taylor (@Jess__Taylor__) June 2, 2020

Given that MP's expect everyone else to go back to work, it is not unreasonable that they do the same.

As regards the queueing, in the age of social distancing it's what the rest of us have to do when we go shopping so suck it up!

Piers Morgan Lectures James Cleverly On How He should Feel as a "Black Man"

Why is Piers questioning him by saying “as a black man”? pic.twitter.com/Ufix8kHQIn

— Wasiq² (@WasiqUK) June 3, 2020

Whisper It Softly, But The Quarantine Rules May Be "Adjusted!

Boris Blocks Bercow's Peerage

How sad,

Too bad,

Never mind!