The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Tuesday, 17 October 2017

Our New Vulcan Overlord

I, for one, welcome our new Vulcan overlord.

Monday, 16 October 2017

Young Labour - The Future Is Bleak

Thursday, 12 October 2017

Purge The Treasury!

Thursday, 5 October 2017

F Off May

The auguries for her making a speech at next year's conference are not good!

Tuesday, 3 October 2017

May To Miss BoJo's Speech

Friday, 29 September 2017

Labour's Delusional Bubble Burst

Thursday, 28 September 2017

Labour War Gaming For Financial Catastrophe

Wednesday, 27 September 2017

Tuesday, 26 September 2017

Monday, 25 September 2017

Meanwhile In Cloud Cuckoo Land...

Monday, 18 September 2017

Boris Has Shot May's EU Fox

With his published vision for a post Brexit Britain, Boris has shot May's fox (her forthcoming Brexit speech this week).

I dare say she is hopping mad. However, it is a pity she had to employ Sir David Norgrove to do her dirty work for her!

Tuesday, 12 September 2017

Corbynistas Turn On Skinner

The Corbynistas and Momentum eat their own!

Monday, 11 September 2017

I'm Henry The VIIIth I Am...

Friday, 8 September 2017

Thursday, 7 September 2017

Unite Does Irony

Wednesday, 6 September 2017

Corbyn Does Irony

Tuesday, 5 September 2017

Advice To Corbyn - Avoidance Is Legal and Rational

Definition of tax avoidance:
"The process whereby an individual plans his or her finances so as to apply all exemptions and deductions provided by tax laws to reduce taxable income."
What rational person would not want to reduce his/her tax liability in order to better provide for his/her family?

The state is the enemy of the individual and the family.

Thursday, 31 August 2017

May Lasts Forever?

It seems the rumours that Theresa May will stand down are untrue, according to May.

Well she would say that, wouldn't she?

Wednesday, 30 August 2017

Tuesday, 22 August 2017

BONG - The Most Important Event In Westminster This Year!

The Westminster bubble in all its glory!

Monday, 21 August 2017

The Bongs and Lights Are Going Out, Never To Be Rebonged In Our Lifetime

This bodes ill, coupled with tonight's partial eclipse we should be on alert for a major Black swan!

Friday, 18 August 2017

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

£46M Garden Bridge Nixed By Khan

£46M of taxpayers' money down flushed down the Thames!

Friday, 11 August 2017

Labour Irony Alert - Nukes For Norks Not For Brits!

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

Corbyn's Mate Purges The Opposition

Wednesday, 2 August 2017

Thursday, 27 July 2017

Corbyn Thanks His Supporters

Wednesday, 26 July 2017

The Ban On Diesel/Petrol Cars Pipe Dream

The Government will commit to banning the sale of all new diesel and petrol cars by 2040 in a bid to encourage people to switch to electric and hybrid vehicles.

This of course is nothing more than a pipe dream. More to the point there are easy ways around such bans, eg sell the new car as "second hand".

Tuesday, 25 July 2017

A Lying Politician, There's A First!

Monday, 24 July 2017

James Cleverly Nails It - Corbyn Won't Write Off Debt!

Friday, 21 July 2017

Thursday, 20 July 2017

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Corbyn Forgets That Labour Run The NHS In Wales

May Believes She Can Turn Things Around

Monday, 17 July 2017

When Is A Promise Not A Promise?

Question: When is a promise not a promise?

Answer: When it is an "ambition"

Unsurprisingly Labour have admitted that their "promise" to cancel student debt was bollocks!

Thursday, 13 July 2017

Who Would Have Thought It?

Monday, 10 July 2017

May's National Government

It would seem, based on an extract of the text of Theresa May's speech scheduled for tomorrow (published in the Guardian), that May is edging towards forming a national government.
"At this critical time in our history, we can either be timid or we can be bold.

We can play it safe or we can strike out with renewed courage and vigour, making the case for our ideas and values and challenging our opponents to contribute, not just criticise … In everything we do, we will act with an unshakable sense of purpose to build the better, fairer Britain which we all want to see."
Irrespective of the reaction of Labour and the Liberals, the Tories are not going to be best pleased with this idea!

Thursday, 6 July 2017

Up The Workers!

Quite logical really, given that Glastonbury mey be boycotted next year by comrade Corbyn.

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

Boris Caught With His Pants Down

Monday, 3 July 2017

Is David Lammy A Racist?

Thursday, 29 June 2017

Election KLAXON!

Oh dear it seems that the Tories don't expect the current "strong and stable" government to be around for very long!

Hiring new campaign managers is all very well and good, but they will be of little use if the manifesto, leader of the day, interaction with the public etc are as crap as last time!

Wednesday, 28 June 2017

Corbyn's Movement - What History Teaches Us!

History has shown what happens when certain individuals use "movements" to propel them to power!

Tuesday, 27 June 2017

The DUP Deal That Dare Not Speak Theresa's Name

The £1bn DUP deal is done and signed not by Theresa May, but by the Government chief whip Gavin Williamson.

For why?

May knows that her time as PM is not finite. When she goes, the deal can continue without being renegotiated.

To pre-plan one's own demise is sensible, wrt funerals and wills. However, in politics such pre planning becomes a self fulfilling prophecy!

Viscountess Monckton of Brenchley Nails It!

Monday, 26 June 2017

DUP Deal Sign Off Today

Sunday, 25 June 2017

Corbyn Addresses The "Oppressed" Masses

 Let them eat humus!

Wednesday, 21 June 2017

Old McDonnell Done For Incitement To Riot?

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

Germans Troll May

The Ifo Institute for Economic Research is a Munich-based research institution. Ifo is an acronym from Information and Forschung (research). As one of Germany's largest economic think-tanks, it analyses economic policy and is widely known for its monthly Ifo Business Climate Index for Germany.

Friday, 16 June 2017

Corbyn Walks A Well Trodden Road

Corbyn and his Trot associates/enablers are more than prepared to the use the bones of the dead to provide the bedrock on their road to power.

This technique is far from unique, and has been used by many other dictators in the past.

Thursday, 15 June 2017

Queen's Speech Slated For 21st June

Enigmatic Farron

Tim Farron’s parting shot, as per the Independent:
We are kidding ourselves if we think we live in a liberal and tolerant society.
Now then, does he mean that his party couldn't tolerate him being a Christian, or that society couldn't tolerate him having non pc views?

Wednesday, 14 June 2017

May's Mexican Wave

A farewell wave perchance?

Tuesday, 13 June 2017

May Says Sorry!

Theresa May has apologised to the 1922 Committee (ie her backbenchers) and (on Friday morning last week) her campaign team for the ongoing clusterfuck.

She says she can fix it.

Now all she needs to do is apologise to the country!

Monday, 12 June 2017

Death By WhatsApp - Oh The Irony!

Conservative MPs are reportedly plotting the end of Theresa May via the very communication method she has campaigned against for so long - encrypted WhatsApp messages.

There's irony for you!

Back To 1922 For May

Theresa May faces a less than impressed 1922 Committee tonight; the members of which will politely put across their view that the election was not terribly well run or thought through, and that May's performance was somewhat lacking.

Well then....let's see what happens.

Sunday, 11 June 2017

Juncker's Fault!

What a Clusterfuck!

- Direct rule from Stormont

- Laughing stock of Europe

- Brexit negotiations start next week

- Corbyn has been legitimised

Anything else to add to the list of horrors that May has unleashed?

Friday, 9 June 2017

British Democracy In Action!

Mayday Mayday! - Hung Parliament


"Congratulations" to Theresa May for shooting:

- herself
- her party
- the country in the foot

Whatever you political persuasion, batten down the hatches; the next few years are going to be turbulent, unpredictable and unpleasant!

Wednesday, 7 June 2017

Diane Abbott Is "Unwell" - Again!

Tuesday, 6 June 2017

Diane Abbott's Miraculous "Recovery"

Diane Abbott Is "Unwell"

Tories Do Irony

Monday, 5 June 2017

Defeat From The Jaws of Victory?

Friday, 2 June 2017

Andrew Neil Nails It

Wednesday, 31 May 2017

Those Whom The Gods Wish To Destroy, They First Poll

My advice to both Labour and Tory candidates alike is to ignore the polls, they have proven to be worse than worthless over the past few years.

To place your faith in them, especially given their volatility, will drive you insane.

Tuesday, 30 May 2017

Woman's Hour Gives Corbyn a Helping Hand

Monday, 29 May 2017

Lenin Reborn

Thursday, 25 May 2017


Friday, 19 May 2017

Labour Recycles Old Tory Poster

Laura Kuenssberg Nails It

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Another Day Another Manifesto Launch

Meanwhile, in a universe far far far away....

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

McCluskey Backtracks - Predicts Labour Landslide

Labour's Offworld Manifesto

Labour's uncosted manifesto has received a thorough financial kicking from people/organisations with some knowledge/understanding of how the real world works.

Paul Johnson, director of IFS, said:
They are looking at raising an awful lot from companies and high earners. The chance of getting £50bn are pretty small. It seems to us is that if they were able to raise that amount that would take tax burden in the UK to its highest level in 70 years."
John O'Connell, chief executive of the TaxPayers' Alliance, said:
"This entire manifesto is based on the clearly absurd belief that businesses can be repeatedly hammered with massive tax increases and crippled with regulation without any wider impact on the economy, jobs and investment.

If even a handful of these disastrous ideas were implemented it would mean misery for the many and employment for the few.”
Ironically the coup de grace was delivered by that tired old union dinosaur, McCluskey of Unite, who doesn't think Labour has a cat's chance in hell of winning and said that holding on to 200 seats - a loss of 29 seats and its worst result since 1935 - would constitute “a successful campaign”.

Fair enough, Corbyn and co want to drag Britain backwards; why not back to the 1930's?