The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 24 May 2019

A Dignified Resignation Speech

Good-bye-ee! Good-bye-ee! Wipe a Tear Baby Dear From Your Eye-ee

Resigns as leader, but stays on as PM to meet Trump and attend 75th anniversary of D Day memorial..oh and until Tories elect new leader.

Thursday, 23 May 2019

What A "Time To Be Alive"!

Gone by Monday (possibly as early as Friday).

Then who takes charge whilst the Tories elect a new leader, and will Trump still pay a state visit?

Wednesday, 22 May 2019

Vote Brexit To Get Rid of May

As I noted on The Brexit Blog:
"May has managed to make a terrible situation worse, and it is clear that aside from being delusional she is deliberately trying to make the situation untenable/unfeasible for whoever replaces her as PM.

When a leader goes mad he/she abrogates the right to loyalty and must be removed immediately, lest that person builds their funeral pyre on the lives of others!"
As such she needs to go ASAP, for this to happen the Tory Party needs to grow some balls (as they had when they ditched Maggie).

Sadly the only way they will grow their balls is for them to be given one hell of a shock, with luck this will be provided by the Brexit Party smashing it on Thursday.

Therefore, those Tories who want May out need to vote Brexit.

Tuesday, 21 May 2019

More MPs Like Sir Nicholas Soames Are Needed!

Monday, 20 May 2019

Change UK Does an SDP

Friday, 17 May 2019

Question For Sir Graham Brady

You do know that May can delay the vote on the withdrawal agreement don't you?

As such methinks she has conned you, again!

Thursday, 16 May 2019

Go Now!

Wednesday, 15 May 2019

Question For James Brokenshire

Why do your oven clocks show different times?

Tuesday, 14 May 2019

The House of Cards Comes Tumbling Down!

Monday, 13 May 2019

Who's My Bitch Now?


Theresa May's aides reported Gavin Williamson – who was then Chief Whip - to her in 2016 for allegedly telling other MPs she was “a charisma free bitch ”.

The Sun reports that in a defiant riposte that showed the PM thought she could control Mr Williamson's ways, Mrs May told her staff: “Well he’s my bitch now”.

Time has effluxed, and the tables appear to have turned!

Friday, 10 May 2019

Advice To George Osborne and Gavin Williamson

Thursday, 9 May 2019

May Leading Us To Oblivion! - #Mayxit


When a leader goes mad he/she abrogates the right to loyalty and must be removed immediately, lest that person builds their funeral pyre on the lives of others!

Mercer Nails It!

Wednesday, 8 May 2019

Mayxit Roadmap Demanded

Spolier alert:


Tuesday, 7 May 2019

Just Go!

Friday, 3 May 2019

The Local Elections

The two main parties have received a well deserved kicking, thusfar (be aware that many results have yet to be announced).

Thusfar the two issues that have pissed people off are:

1 Brexit (sort it!), and

2 Corbyn (dump him).

I can guarantee that neither of the two main political parties will address these two issues!

Thursday, 2 May 2019

Gavin Williamson, Innocent or Guilty? - The Telegraph Holds The Key

Gavin Williamson insists that he was not responsible for the Huawei leak, May insists that he was and has sacked him.

Now, aside from Williamson, there is at least one other party who knows for sure if Williamson is the leaker; namely the Daily Telegraph which broke the news of the Huawei deal, based on information received from the leaker.

Today's headline in the paper reads:

"You've got the wrong person".

Up until Williamson was sacked, the Telegraph had an "ethical" duty to protect their source. Now that he has been sacked, and the fact that he continues to insist that he is innocent, that "ethical" duty only stands if he wasn't the leaker.

In the event that he is the leaker, and that he denies it, the Telegraph has a duty to out him as a bare faced liar......if he is the leaker.

I note that they have not outed him!

Tuesday, 30 April 2019

May "No Longer The Solution"

The grassroots of the Tory party have finally given up giving May the benefit of the doubt, and will put her on trial at some stage in June to vote on ending her premiership.

Whilst this is all very well and nice, before Bo Jo and co pop their corks the following needs to be taken into account:

1 The vote isn't until June, in that time she can do a lot more damage to the country and party.

2 The vote is advisory, she can't be ousted by the grassroots. Given her stubbornness, and belief that god wants her version of Brexit to be delivered, I can assure you she won't go.

BTW, as she has clearly demonstrated, May never was the "solution".

Monday, 29 April 2019

Damian Green Doing His Bit For The Election Chances of The Tories

Friday, 26 April 2019

Government Leakier Than The Titanic

Wise words indeed from Chris Cook.

This is the most undisciplined, leak ridden government in decades; yet it is still here dragging the country through hell!

Thursday, 25 April 2019

Chris Rose Nails It!

Wednesday, 24 April 2019

The End of Days - Widdecombe Quits Tories

Matthew Rose Nails It!

Tuesday, 23 April 2019

The End of May In a "Matter of Days"?

All very well, maybe, but we have heard this before and even if she goes someone will have to unite the country, the party and fix Brexit.

Thursday, 18 April 2019

A Meeting of "Minds"!

Thursday, 11 April 2019

May Gone By Late May

Has anyone told her yet?

Wednesday, 10 April 2019

The1922's Cunning Plan - May To Go Before End of May

Thursday, 4 April 2019

Commons Suspended Because of Sewage Leak

Usually shit doesn't seem to bother them!

The Odd Couple

Corbyn will now learn what previous and current Cabinet ministers have learned, namely that Theresa May is impossible to work with.

Wednesday, 3 April 2019

And So It Begins....

Thursday, 28 March 2019

May's Plan B - Shenanigans Alert!

Theresa May, having stated that she will fall on her sword if MV3 passes, was rewarded with a two fingered salute from the DUP.

Following on from that, the clowns in Parliament who have "taken control" of the Brexit process have proven they are fit for nothing; as none of the indicative options put forward for a vote scored a majority.

Therefore what will May do?

May will put forward MV3, when it loses she will withdraw the whip from the Tories who voted against and call a general election.

Those without the whip can't stand as Tories, thus she in one fell swoop has purged the party of trouble makers thereby saving it to fight on another day (even if Corbyn wins the election)!

Wednesday, 27 March 2019

Something May, or May Not Happen Today

Be prepared for may to say absolutely nothing new when she addresses the 1922 Committee later today!

Tuesday, 26 March 2019

Britain's De Facto PM - Oliver Letwin

Well, I didn't see that one coming!

The Klan Went To Chequers

Monday, 25 March 2019

The Coup That Wasn't

Yesterday's damp squid of a non coup may in fact be the precursor for some shenanigans this week that sees May go, or it may in fact be nothing at all!

Friday, 22 March 2019

The End of May To Come Early This Year!

Thursday, 21 March 2019

The Address To The Nation That Wasn't

Those of us who could be bothered to interrupt our normal TV schedules of Coronation Street etc last night, in order to watch Theresa May's "Address To The Nation", were somewhat underwhelmed.

She said nothing new and instead squandered the opportunity to lay out a plan or even issue a threat, by simply blaming everyone in Parliament for this clusterfuck.

Not a clever move in my humble opinion!

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

May The Untrustworthy

It is ironic that church going vicar's daughter is so untrusted by everyone.

For what it's worth I don't trust her either!

Monday, 18 March 2019

Labour's "Necessary" Cleansing

Farage Is a Spiv - It's As Simple As That!

Friday, 15 March 2019

Cable To Stand Down - No One Will Notice

Thursday, 7 March 2019

Cox's Codpiece

Labour are as Shit as The Tories

Absolutely Everything Is Going To Be Shit!

Wednesday, 6 March 2019

Momentum Fined

Tuesday, 5 March 2019

Pearl Clasping Vicars' Daughters

Having observed the experiment for more than long enough, I think it fair to say that pearl clasping vicar's daughters should not seek, or be granted, high political office.

Monday, 4 March 2019

Failing Grayling Featured In New York Times

Wednesday, 27 February 2019

Labour's Black Shirt

Labour Is Too Apologetic For Anti-semitism..Apparently!

Tuesday, 26 February 2019

TM Does Simples!

Anna Doesn't Do Nando's

Monday, 25 February 2019

IoD Loses Faith In Politics

Friday, 22 February 2019

Ian Austin Quits Broken Party

Wednesday, 20 February 2019

Three Tories Defect

Young Labour Ruled By Diktat

Tories Jumping Ship

Tuesday, 19 February 2019

The Hatton Era Returns

Hatton's Back

Militant/Momentum, they are all the same. Labour was almost destroyed in the 1980's by extremism, it seems intent on destroying itself again.

Whither The Lib Dems?

Monday, 18 February 2019

The Magnificent Seven

A Grand Realignment, Or Just SDP II?

Thursday, 14 February 2019

Churchill The Villain

Wednesday, 13 February 2019

May To Remove Mould

A technique she needs to apply to her cabinet!

Tuesday, 12 February 2019

May To Stand Down In Summer To Stop Boris

An interesting theory is being proselytised in Westminster that Theresa May plans to step down in Summer in order to "influence" who becomes the next leader of the Conservatives, and specifically to prevent Boris Johnston from taking over.

The "rationale" being that she will be guiding the outcome from a "position of strength".

Well let's see how that pans out then!

A cynic might just suggest that she is trying to lull people into a false sense of security, wrt making them think that she intends to leave. Do remember that it is barely a week since rumours were abounding she was going to hold a general election in June!

Monday, 11 February 2019

There Be Idiots in Number 10

Friday, 8 February 2019

The Purge Of Decency In Labour Continues

Momentum thugs are trying to emulate the actions of Militant in the early 80's. 

Tuesday, 5 February 2019

The Worst Government In Living Memory Outpolls The Worst Opposition In Living Memory

We truly up shit's creek without a paddle!

General Election Coming

Thursday, 24 January 2019

Flower of Scotland....Salmond Arrested

The Tories Are No Longer The Party of Business

The rot set in with Cameron, and has been exacerbated by May (who has zero understanding of economics/business).

Wednesday, 23 January 2019

Advice To The Tories

The Brexit omnishambles is sucking the lifeblood out of the country and out of the party. 

Until you start addressing other issues that matter to people you haven't a cat's chance in hell of winning, all the more so if May continues to "lead" you!

Tuesday, 22 January 2019


The Tories won't stand a cat's chance in hell if May is still leading them.

Wednesday, 16 January 2019

Corbyn Unites The Tory Party

Kudos to Steptoe for tabling tonight's confidence motion, which will of course unite the Tory Party.

Well played sir!

Thursday, 10 January 2019

#BercowGate Rumbles On