The Prime Minister Welcomes Rishi Sunak To The Cabinet

 

Rishi Reshuffle Brings Cameron Back From The Wilderness

 

The Prime Minister has asked me to serve as his Foreign Secretary and I have gladly accepted.

We are facing a daunting set of international challenges, including the war in Ukraine and the crisis in the Middle East. At this time of profound global change, it has rarely been more…

— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) November 13, 2023

Sunak reshuffled Braverman out of the Home Office this morning, and replaced her with James Cleverly.

Then, in a surprising move, replaced Cleverly with David Cameron (who is no longer and MP), who will serve from the House of Lords.

The fact that Sunak has been forced to bring in someone who is not an MP, indicates that there is a dire shortage of talent and ability within the ranks of serving Tory MPs.

Cameron's In The Shit

JUST IN: Ministers and Special Advisers across Whitehall departments being asked to declare all contact with David Cameron over Greensill by sleazebusters from the Cabinet Office propriety team...

Sounds like an internal investigation is underway to me....

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) April 12, 2021

 

What a very foolish thing to have done!

Cameron Shoots Boris

The Kiss of Death - Cameron Backs May

I hope Conservative MPs will back the PM in the vote today. We need no distractions from seeking the best outcome with our neighbours, friends and partners in the EU.

— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) December 12, 2018

David Cameron Has Become Delusional

Excl: David Cameron tells friends he’d like a return to frontline politics, and fancies Foreign Secretaryhttps://t.co/AhEfFG93T6

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) November 1, 2018

#PissGate - People In Glass Houses

 

As British political establishment amuses itself with the #Pissgate scandal across the pond it should bear in mind that some within the British establishment have had/continue to have their own "idiosyncrasies" eg:

- rent boys
- drugs
- crapping on rent boys
- associating with known criminals
- hookers
- #PigGate etc etc

People in glass houses etc!

Cameron's Medieval Tendencies

Cameron has managed to cover himself in the sticky smelly stuff, as a result of his resignation honours list, described by Tim Farron as a list "so full of cronies it would embarrass a medieval court.”

One of the most controversial names on the peerages’ list was Laura Wyld, the head of Prime Minister’s Appointments, whose job at Downing Street involved helping nominate individuals for honours before they are vetted by Whitehall committees.

What was Cameron thinking?

Cameron's Light Debt Relief

Knighthoods a 'light' way for Cameron to repay debts, says ex-minister https://t.co/ETrFFsWzwx

— South East Libdems (@SELibDems) August 1, 2016

The Past, Present and Future

Cameron's Lament

For Heaven's Sake Man Go!

Wow! "For Heaven's sake man - GO!" PM David Cameron tells Jeremy Corbyn to follow him out of the door in the national interest #PMQs

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) June 29, 2016

Labour Leave Want Boris as PM

A vote for Leave is a vote against this Conservative government! https://t.co/MTIl1q6x3J pic.twitter.com/4wZb36AJnB

— Labour Leave (@labourleave) June 15, 2016

The consequence of the "logic" of Labour Leave's argument coming to fruition is that Cameron and Osborne will go, and be replaced by Boris/Gove.

Is this really what they want?

Cameron Warns Brexit Risks War

In the event that he really believes that, why the hell did he call a referendum in the first place?

Beggar Off!

Cameron 'begged Obama to help him bully the British people' over EU referendum https://t.co/Fy8kEKI3rb

— Richard Calhoun (@richardcalhoun) April 20, 2016

Cameron Has Really Ballsed This Up

Tax disclosure sets an unhappy precedent writes @isaby in a letter to @thetimes In full: https://t.co/VqeMQIomlf pic.twitter.com/YhRJOv9IGj

— TaxPayers' Alliance (@the_tpa) April 12, 2016

Advice To David Cameron

Had you read what I wrote in 2012 about tax and morality, you would have saved yourself from the storm that is now engulfing your leadership!

Cameron's Money Shot Backfires

Using £10M of taxpayer funds to finance a pro EU mailshot to all and sundry explaining the joy of the EU may, at the time have seemed like a wizard idea, but methinks it has now backfired on Cameron and his pro EU acolytes.

Advice To David Cameron

COBRA is not the one size fits all solution for every shitty thing that happens in the world.

Tories Do Labour a Solid

The Tories know that Labour have more or less committed electoral suicide by appointing Corbyn as leader.

As such, being big hearted and utterly selfless, the Tories have decided to do Labour a solid and self destruct by:

1 Totally screwing up the Budget.

2 Engineering the resignation of at least one senior cabinet minister.

3 Engage a public spat over the failings of the Prime Minister and his Chancellor.