Uneasy Lies The Head - #TwoTierKeir Calls Sunak PM

🚨 NEW: Keir Starmer accidentally calls Rishi Sunak the 'Prime Minister'

"I don't think the Prime Minister is really inviting me to put that to one side... uh, the Leader of the Opposition"#PMQs pic.twitter.com/z6AedrfGnQ

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) September 4, 2024

Forty Years On - Rishi's "Mighty" Legacy

 

In 2064 in corner shops around the UK, 56 year olds and above will be having to produce id to shop staff to prove that they are over 55 in order to be able to buy a packet of fags!

SWALK

 

The media would have you believe that a "flurry" of letters expressing no confidence in Sunak are being sent to Sir Graham Brady of the 1922.

In reality, this is most likely not the case. However, the event that they approach the magic 53 then Sunak will stick tow fingers up at them and call a general election,

Sunak Stops The Votes

 

As expected Labour won both Wellingborough (28% swing) and Kingwood (16% swing), Tory voters either stayed at home or voted for Reform.

Sunak says midterms are hard, he is missing the point that this is an election year.

As it stands, Labour will win a landslide General Election victory based on people's hatred of the Tories. However, in the months following Labour's win, the voters will realise that things will not actually get any better!

You Better Believe - Blocked!

 

'This Bill blocks every single reason that has ever been used to prevent flights to Rwanda from taking off'

The PM says 'you better believe' his govt is blocking all 'spurious human rights claims' to prevent flights sending illegal migrants to Rwanda https://t.co/P1O1rNpb8m pic.twitter.com/fkxEcbsKwO

— ITV News Politics (@ITVNewsPolitics) December 7, 2023

The Prime Minister Welcomes Rishi Sunak To The Cabinet

 

Rishi Reshuffle Brings Cameron Back From The Wilderness

 

The Prime Minister has asked me to serve as his Foreign Secretary and I have gladly accepted.

We are facing a daunting set of international challenges, including the war in Ukraine and the crisis in the Middle East. At this time of profound global change, it has rarely been more…

— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) November 13, 2023

Sunak reshuffled Braverman out of the Home Office this morning, and replaced her with James Cleverly.

Then, in a surprising move, replaced Cleverly with David Cameron (who is no longer and MP), who will serve from the House of Lords.

The fact that Sunak has been forced to bring in someone who is not an MP, indicates that there is a dire shortage of talent and ability within the ranks of serving Tory MPs.

Go Woke Go Broke - Ford Admits EVs Are Not Economically Viable

Oh Dear How Sad Never Mind GIFfrom Oh Dear How Sad GIFs

 

In the wake of the leak (which Number 10 needs to investigate) about Rishi's plans to ease off the accelerator pedal on Net Zero bollocks, there have been the all too predictable howls of out rage from the green.

Amongst the blob, Ford issued a very tetchy statement which confirms that the EV industry is not economically viable without taxpayers bailing them out.

 

Angry statement from car company Ford UK pic.twitter.com/N1HqQrtfi5

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) September 20, 2023

EVs will go the same way as the economically unviable wind industry.

Black Gold - Hundreds of New Oil/Gas Licences Granted

 

UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak announced today that the government will grant hundreds of new licenses for oil and gas production in the North Sea. The move is part of a push to increase Britain's energy independence and create dividing lines with the opposition Labour Party.

Sunak said that the new licenses would help to "bolster our energy security" and "deliver more affordable, clean energy to British homes and businesses." He also said that the government would continue to support the development of renewable energy sources, but that oil and gas would remain an important part of the UK's energy mix for the foreseeable future.

The announcement was met with mixed reactions. Environmental groups condemned the move, saying that it would "send a wrecking ball" through the UK's climate commitments. However, the oil and gas industry welcomed the news, saying that it would create jobs and boost the economy.

The decision is likely to be a major issue in the upcoming general election. Labour has pledged to ban new oil and gas drilling, while the Conservatives have said that they will continue to support the industry.

This announcement as the added advantage of pissing off the Just Stop Oil wankers!

We Are Not Shit!

 

As per the media, Rishi said his to a colleague:

"‘We love to talk about how shit we are — we are not shit!”

Rishi and Zac Fallout

🚨 | BREAKING: Rishi Sunak hits out at Zac Goldsmith who today resigned

"You were asked to apologise for your comments about the Privileges Committee as we felt they were incompatible with your position as a Minister of the Crown. You have decided to take a different course." pic.twitter.com/T0z7lRWJuE

— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) June 30, 2023

The UK is Fucked - Neither Starmer Nor Sunak Are Up To The Job

 

The UK is fucked. The economy is in the doldrums, inflation is soaring, and people are struggling to make ends meet.

• NHS: The NHS is facing a crisis. Waiting times for treatment are at an all-time high, and some patients are being forced to wait months for surgery. For example, the number of people waiting for an operation in England has reached a record high of 5.6 million.
  
• HMRC: HMRC is a shambles. Customer service is abysmal, and it can take weeks or even months to get a response to a simple enquiry. For example, the number of people waiting for a response to an email from HMRC has reached a record high of 2 million.
• Trains: The UK's rail network is a disgrace. Trains are overcrowded, delayed, and cancelled on a regular basis. For example, the number of delayed trains in the UK has reached a record high of 100,000 per day.
• Schools: The UK's education system is in a state of decline. Class sizes are too large, teachers are underpaid, and standards are falling. For example, the average class size in England is now 27 pupils, and the average teacher salary is now £35,000.
• Housing: The UK's housing market is a disaster. House prices are unaffordable, there is a shortage of social housing, and homelessness is on the rise. For example, the average house price in the UK is now £260,000, and the number of people sleeping rough on any given night is now over 25,000.
• The number of regular armed forces personnel has decreased by 16% since 2016.
• The number of in-service armed forces equipment has decreased by 10% since 2016.
• The UK's defence budget as a proportion of GDP has halved since the 1980s.

The two main political parties, the Conservatives and Labour, are both offering empty promises and no real solutions.

Rishi Sunak is the current Prime Minister and was Chancellor of the Exchequer. He has raised taxes, cut benefits, and presided over a period of economic stagnation.

Keir Starmer is the leader of the Labour Party. He is a lawyer who has never held a senior government position. He is seen as a safe pair of hands, but he is also seen as boring and uninspiring. He has not offered any new ideas for how to fix the UK's problems.

The UK needs a new leader who can unite the country and get things done. Someone who understands the problems facing ordinary people and has the courage to make the tough decisions that are needed. Neither Rishi Sunak nor Keir Starmer is that person.

The UK is at a crossroads. It can either continue down the path of decline or it can choose a new path that leads to prosperity and hope. The next few years will be critical. The UK needs to elect a leader who can give the country a fresh start.

In the meantime, the people of the UK are suffering. They are struggling to pay their bills, feed their families, and keep a roof over their heads. They are tired of being lied to and taken for granted. They deserve better than the non choice between two grey technocrats.

 

Rishi's Sartorial Elegance

 

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

 

Boris has snookered the Cabinet Office and Sunak by handing over all his records wrt Covid to the Cabinet Office, and stating that he is quite happy for them to go to the inquiry.

He knows full well that the contents, and precedent of handing them over, will do more damage to Sunak than him.

As the saying goes "revenge is a dish best served cold", in this case Boris is serving a very large and very cold portion of this dish!

This Is Weird!

Assume this is XR related but worth a watch https://t.co/k71PqC7Zba

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) April 24, 2023

High Risk Rishi

 

BREAKING:

Ursula von der Leyen has audience with the King this afternoon

Potentially politically explosive - Tory Eurosceptics & DUP accused No 10 of dragging King into politics over weekend in attempt to sell Brexit deal

This was refuted by No 10, who said it was independent

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) February 27, 2023

This could backfire spectacularly.

100 Days + 1

Rishi's Spirit Level

 

Everything now will be levelled up...apparently!

Maths Debate With Rishi

 

Rishi wants to up the ante with maths education.

Two flies in his ointment:

1 There is a shortage of maths teachers

2 His plans won't come to parliament until after the next election.

COP Out - Rishi Will Go To COP27

 

For reasons best known to himself (probably he doesn't want Boris to grandstand at the summit) Sunak has changed his mind on COP27, and will attend.

A complete and utter waste of time and money, made worse by the flip-flop!