Least Surprising News Ever - Mrs Krankie Splits With Hubby

 

I trust he has a good lawyer, because she will throw him under the bus very soon.

Fiddlers Three

 

 Someone will be throwing her "husband" under the campervan in the coming days.

SNP Says It With Flowers

 

Yesterday SNP MSPs held a meeting to discuss Sturgeon's arrest.

Did the vote to censure her?

No!

Did they suspend her from the party?

No!

They voted to send her flowers!

It would seem that the SNP has its head so far up its own arse it has completely lost touch with reality.

Sturgeon Arrested

 

Nicola Sturgeon was arrested yesterday, and held for 7 hours before being released without charge.

She has issued a statement proclaiming her innocence.

Ironically, despite in the past not commenting on "live investigations, she has issued a statement proclaiming her innocence. 

I understand that this statement may in fact be in contempt of court, the same as it would be to comment on someone's guilt.

Sturgeon's Husband Arrested

 

Peter Murrell the husband of former first minister Nicola Sturgeon has been arrested in connection with an investigation into Scottish National Party finances.

This no doubt a counted for her sudden resignation recently. 

He should not worry too much, given that Scotland lets convicted child rapists off with community service, Murrell will probably be given an award if he he is charged and found guilty.

Sturgeon Resigns

 

Let joy be untrammelled!

Supreme Court Nixes Sturgeon's Referendum

 

The Supreme Court has unanimously ruled that the Scottish Parliament cannot hold another independence referendum without Westminster’s approval.

The Hate is Strong in This One

 

An Attention Seeker Best Ignored

 

No Scottish Referendum Until After Next General Election

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Michael Gove says Boris Johnson will not grant a new Scottish independence referendum before the 2024 general election:

"I think it's foolish to talk about a referendum now" | @michaelgove

Read more ⬇️https://t.co/CLM9ytQRhL pic.twitter.com/5R8VMiqtZQ

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) June 23, 2021

 What will Nicola say?

BBC Scotland Running Nicola Sturgeon's Campaign

 

This is absolutely incredible. You’ll think it’s a spoof, but it’s not. Instead it is in microcosm the crony conspiracy in broadcast journalism in Scotland in support of Nicola Sturgeon. It’s not a spoof, but you will laugh... https://t.co/SLVZEAHZjE

— George Galloway (@georgegalloway) March 31, 2021

Alba

 

 Alex Salmond has launched a new political party (Alba), with the alleged intention of helping create a "super majority" for independence.

Salmond claims that the party is no threat to the SNP (thanks to the peculiarities of the Scottish electoral system).

However, Sturgeon is less than happy and a number of SNP members have jumped ship.

Sturgeon's Curate's Egg - Victory and Defeat at The Same Sitting

 

Sturgeon has been found guilty of misleading the Scottish Parliament by the Holyrood Committee, and found not to have breached he ministerial code by the Hamilton report.

Thus, in the short term, she has got off the hook and (despite the efforts by the Scottish Tories) she will win the vote of no confidence.

That being said, there are now calls for a judge led inquiry; so she is not out the woods yet!

Sturgeon Misled Parliament

 

The fish rots from the head down.

It has been leaked that the committee investigating Sturgeon has found her guilty of misleading parliament.

Next week will be interesting, when it will be revealed if Sturgeon "knowingly" misled parliament!

Sturgeon is facing a separate inquiry into whether she breached the ministerial code.

James Hamilton, Ireland's former director of public prosecutions, is due to publish the findings of his investigation in the coming days.

Sturgeon Kicks Salmond in The Goolies

 

Wow. That’s one extraordinary response from Nicola Sturgeon to Alex Salmond. Denies all charges. HE is the corrupt one, not me, and he’s never said sorry. “I refused to allow the age-old tradition of a powerful man to get what he wants”.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) March 3, 2021

Scotland Has Become a Banana Republic Under Sturgeon

 

A sad day for Scotland when Lord Hope a former Lord President and deputy President of the Supreme Court criticises the conduct of the Crown Office and the Scottish Parliament. https://t.co/cyLQDZVuoM

— Michael Forsyth (@lord_forsyth) February 25, 2021

Something to read over breakfast. Don’t choke on your toast! pic.twitter.com/D8gARTciYG

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) February 25, 2021

The Rotten Regime in Scotland - A Fish Rots From The Head Down

 

MSPs on the harassment committee will meet later this morning to discuss whether to agree to Alex Salmond appearing on Friday

He pulled out of oral evidence today after parts of his evidence were unpublished https://t.co/9Vwg2MmrJg

— Nick Eardley (@nickeardleybbc) February 24, 2021

Salmond's lawyers asking the Crown: "What new information or intervention led to such a dramatic expansion of the material which the Parliament has been required to redact?" https://t.co/9IbqZ8nkfM

— Nick Eardley (@nickeardleybbc) February 24, 2021

A fish rots from the head down!

The Stench of Rotting Fish in Scotland

 

The important point to grasp here is that if the Crown Office succeeds in un-publishing Salmond's submission then the Inquiry cannot consider it when it comes to finalising its conclusions. Devious. https://t.co/h7N245w70r

— Andrew Neil (@afneil) February 23, 2021

Sturgeon's Puerile Behaviour

 

 Sturgeon has three main pastimes:

- hating the English

- forgetting conversations with her ex friend and ex political colleague Alex Salmond, and

- making puerile gestures

Yesterday she indulged herself by making the very puerile gesture of removing the Union flag from all government buildings (apart from Remembrance Day), and flying the EU flag instead. Somewhat ironic, given that Scotland isn't part of the EU!

Next week the game will change, when Salmond publicly reminds her and the rest of world what they talked about.

HMG Trolls Sturgeon

 

BREAKING: HMG write to Sturgeon to offer all help and services to “accelerate” Scotland’s sluggish vaccine roll out as their jab rates at lagging far behind the rest of the UK... 🇬🇧 pic.twitter.com/QYawNYY9SQ

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) February 2, 2021