Arise Sir Banquo ?

Gather ye round, and I will tell you another tale from The Chronicles of Banquo.

As you know Banquo, who crafted the plans that drove the Brexit campaign, and played a major role in the victory of the king in the December battle for the soul of Albion was under seige from the Dark Knight Sedwill, disloyal courtiers and the lickspittles in the media.

He overcame these travails and even managed to dispatch, in a socially distant manner, some marauders who lay seige to his dwelling. They lay motionless on the road for all to see.

Meanwhile the Emperors across the water were sore afraid of Albion's plans to leave the empire, and were displeased that their Trojan Horse Horse extension was rejected.

Thus their emissary, Lord Barnier, vented his spleen at Albion's perfidity, to no avail.

Now it came to the attention of the people of the land that the king, forever grateful for Banquo's loyalty, might bestow a K upon Banquo and offer him The Dark Department to run.

The rumours were spread by courtiers envious and fearful of Banquo, and the hand of the Dark Knight Sedwill could be seen in this.

Will Banquo get his K?

You will have to wait until the next chapter in The Chronicles of Banquo.