Rayner's Nice Little Earner

 

Rayner Resigns as DPM, Housing Minister and As Deputy Leader of The Labour Party

 

 Good-bye-ee, good-bye-ee,
Wipe the tear, Lady dear, from your eye-ee,
Tho' it's hard to part I know,
We'll be tickled to death to see you go.
Don't cry-ee, don't sigh-ee,
There's a silver lining in the sky-ee,
Bonsoir, old thing, cheer-i-o, chin, chin,
Nap-poo, too-dle-oo, Good-bye-ee!

Cherchez Le Tax Adviser - One Down, Two To Go!

 

Rayner's Tax Advisers Revealed

As per a Telegraph reader:

"All Rayner has done was ask her cabinet colleagues for advice. 

She started with the ex transport minister but then realised she was a fraudster, she tried the chancellor for economic advice, however she lied on her CV, so she turned to the Business secretary who after all was a solicitor, but it turns out he also liar and was never a solicitor. 

Perhaps the minister for corruption could help, but no, she was ousted for corruption. Her last hope was the minister for homelessness, who herself resigned due to making people homeless.

So Ange the housing minister, who could afford the best information available, thought, let's try and get away with a few quid, £40k to be precise!! 

This government is rotten to the core, and it starts with Lord Alli's mate, Starmer. 

The organisation works as a shadow of the leader."

Rayner Suspended From UNITE

 

The Circus Comes To Town

 

By happenstance Rayner has hired a taxpayer funded vanity photographer for £68K a year (clearly she is after Starmer's job).

The hiring of a photographer is rather odd though, given her views expressed on Twitter in 2021!

 

 

Starmer's War Against The Gingers

 

Starmer has had something of a mixed bag of results in his war against the gingers. Yesterday saw success with the ousting of Lloyd Russell-Moyle as candidate for Kemptown Brighton. A pretty good result, as he widely regarded as being a tosser.

Unfortunately, Starmer's other ginger target Rayner has survived. Starmer's tactic of letting the Tories get rid of her backfired, as they are pretty useless at the moment.

However, Starmer has now adopted Plan B and has left it to the electorate to get rid of her; by ensuring that there was ample media coverage of her kowtowing to a male only gathering, as she begged for their votes if she supported Palestine.

Greater Manchester Police Investigating Rayner

 

BREAKING: Greater Manchester Police say they are investigating Angela Rayner, relating to the sale of her former council house.

Rayner has denied any wrongdoing, but the saga rumbles on causing Labour difficulties. Hard for party to take moral high ground while this continues.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) April 12, 2024

Question For Angela?

 

Where were you really living, when you claimed that your were living in your council house that you subsequently sold?

Starmer is Clearly Terrified of Rayner

Angela Rayner appointed Shadow Deputy Prime Minister and Shadow Secretary of State for Levelling Up, Housing and Communities. https://t.co/q9IwbLUVgY pic.twitter.com/OGZ9bqpgpO

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 4, 2023

I wonder what she has got on him?

Rayner Talking Bollocks As Usual!

 

'Mortgages have increased because of the disastrous budget that Liz Truss and the Conservatives put to the country recently.'

Labour's @AngelaRayner says that "we've got to solve the situation" where "many people can't get on the housing ladder".https://t.co/WUnquWvHqf pic.twitter.com/leo0fc0pMM

— Sky News (@SkyNews) April 13, 2023

Conveniently ignoring the fact that interest rates have increased in other countries as well.

Angela Rayner's Car Crash Interview

 

Here is the clip for those asking.

Thanks Chris Steve for downloading. pic.twitter.com/ZwAGmqYucp

— Tommy Gribbin (@TommyGribbin) March 22, 2022

Jovial Scum!

 

Angela Rayner redefines "scum":

"Now that is a phrase, and let me contextualise it, it’s a phrase that you would hear very often in northern working class towns that we’d even say it jovially to other people."

I would like to see the reaction if someone went into a pub in Angela's constituency, and "jovially" called the regulars there "scum"!

Monkfish - a Gritty New Detective Series - Starring John Actor and Catherine Tate

 

Sir Keir's Test is Negative, Angela Still To Take PMQs

 

Angela Rayner will still take #PMQs. https://t.co/XrJAlKrCpO

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 16, 2020

Rayner Lacks Sagacity

Rayner’s SAGE Confusion https://t.co/5y2EmTWvVv pic.twitter.com/fERs1vUEEi

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) May 22, 2020

She appears to have now deleted her tweet.