New Job For Sir John Chilcot - #Brexit Supremo

Now that Sir John Chilcot has finally finished his magnum opus into the Iraq war (7 years in the making!), given that he is at a loose end, may I suggest he takes over full responsibility for Brexit.

That way, by the time he ever actually gets round to doing anything, the EU will have disintegrated of its own accord and Article 50 will never have to be invoked!