Minister For Porn "Resigns"

Bercow Nails It!

"You are never mutineers, never traitors, never malcontents, never enemies of the people" - the Speaker's message to MPs after hearing stories of online abuse. pic.twitter.com/0uU5bfGXK9

— BBC Parliament (@BBCParliament) December 18, 2017

Twat!

Labour Activist's "Bomb Scare" Threat Against Tory Dinner https://t.co/5JIz5DJ1v5 pic.twitter.com/OKIgdbAOxh

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 15, 2017

Bercow Rules Davis Not In Contempt

Speaker of the House of Commons John Bercow: it was regrettable that material had been exiled from the papers, and that the reports took so long to be published, but says there has been no contempt of Parliament

— Open Europe (@OpenEurope) December 14, 2017

Faisal Islam Nails It!

Normalisation of words “traitor/treachery” to mean “people who disagree with my belief”...
Not entirely sure how political system is meant to do its job of mediating sustainable democratic compromise in such circumstances...

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 14, 2017

New Prime Minister Installed

Paddington Bear dropped by Downing Street this afternoon to attend the No 10 children's Christmas party! pic.twitter.com/jA2f0gfj5V

— UK Prime Minister (@Number10gov) December 11, 2017

I, for one, welcome our new bear overlord!

Labour's Strategic Investment Board - A Clusterfuck Waiting To Happen!

if you like complicated charts here is a McDonnell adviser explaining Labour's new Strategic Investment Board pic.twitter.com/fYZsENZMF3

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) December 11, 2017

Jared O'Mara Has Gone AWOL

Where Are Ya O'Mara? https://t.co/W07HtbvFjF pic.twitter.com/kmTcKTxVIO

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 6, 2017

Miliband Nails It - For Once!

What an absolutely ludicrous, incompetent, absurd, make it up as you go along, couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery bunch of jokers there are running the government at the most critical time in a generation for the country.

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) December 5, 2017

Had he written and spoken half as elegantly when he was leading Labour, they might have won the election all those years ago!

Trump Unifies Parliament

Kudos to Trump, he has unified Parliament in a manner unseen since Hitler tried to blitz us!