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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 27 September 2024

Starmer Underdeclares Value of Penthouse Stay


 

Yesterday I asked what is the true market rental value of Lord Alli's apartment (Starmer claimed it was £20K for the time he used it).

Today we have the answer, the true value is over £100K.

As per Guido:

"When Starmer revealed he had “moved” into Alli’s £18 million Covent Garden penthouse for 45 nights this summer—leaning on his son as a convenient excuse—many were left scratching their heads at the astonishing bargain he managed to secure. According to his registered interests, Starmer valued the accommodation donation at £20,437.28, covering his stay from May 29 to July 13, 2024. Quite the deal for a sprawling 4,860 square-foot residence right in heart of Soho…

To put it into perspective, renting a mere 800-square-foot luxury apartment in Soho for the same duration could set you back over £31,000, at market prices. A massively larger £18 million property, with three en suite bedrooms, would be considerably more…

MPs are meant to declare the use of accommodation at market rates. A conservative 5% yield on Lord Alli’s place would typically fetch an annual rent of around £900,000—meaning Starmer’s six-week sojourn could be worth a staggering £110,966. Given that MPs are required to declare the market value of any donations, the figure of £20,000 for such an opulent central penthouse is a massive under-declaration…

Number 10 also continues to spin the narrative that Starmer didn’t need to declare his supposedly “one-off” Covid video filmed at Alli’s residence (it’s not a one off, as Guido has reported). Starmer claims it was worth less than £300 – therefore did not need to be declared. But it is impossible to find even a basic studio in Covent Garden for that price. A day’s rental for a recording studio in Soho can easily start at around £650, and that is without the technical equipment. There is no way using Lord Alli’s house as a tv studio for a BBC One broadcast has a market value of under £300…

Labour insiders say Alli’s penthouse study is armed to the hilt with full broadcast equipment akin to a top-end media studio. The parliamentary authorities are going to have to investigate…"

Well then!

Incoming!

 

Thursday, 26 September 2024

Starmer's Second Home - Lord Alli's Pad


 

Why has Starmer set up a second home in Lord Alli's £18M luxury penthouse apartment?


 

What is the true market rental value of this apartment?



Wednesday, 25 September 2024

Gray Lady Down - #SausageGate

 


Sue Gray, described by some in SW1 as a "toxic influence", is likely to "step down" in the coming days apparently (before Simon Case!).

Given that Starmer is notoriously thin skinned, it is likely that yesterday's #SausageGate farce (allegedly down to a typo) will be blamed on her. 


Tuesday, 24 September 2024

Labour Defined and Destroyed

 


Never has a newly elected government so quickly destroyed itself in the eyes of the electorate.

Monday, 23 September 2024

And So It Begins - Nurses Rain on Reeves' Parade


 

Nurses have rejected the government’s pay award of a 5.5% rise - at the exact moment Rachel Reeves boasted about settling pay disputes in public services.

Given the ludicrous pay rises given to train drivers and junior doctors, this is hardly surprising! 

And so it begins!

The Circus Comes To Town

 


By happenstance Rayner has hired a taxpayer funded vanity photographer for £68K a year (clearly she is after Starmer's job).

The hiring of a photographer is rather odd though, given her views expressed on Twitter in 2021!


 

 

Friday, 20 September 2024

Back To The 70's With Labour - Consumer Confidence Craters!

 


Labour's doom and gloom policy has torpedoed their "plans" to grow the economy, as consumer confidence has fallen by the largest amount since 1976.

Thursday, 19 September 2024

The Silence Will Fall When The Question Is Asked - The Secret WFA Impact Assessment


 

As per Guido:

Last week, Starmer claimed that there had been no impact assessment on how the decision to strip millions of pensioners of winter fuel payments will affect them. 

He asserted: “There isn’t a report on my desk which somehow we’re not showing, that I’m not showing, as simple as that.” Turns out, that’s not true…

A response from the Treasury to a FOI request shows that they do have a “full internal policy impact assessment”, though refuse to publish it as it was part of the “formulation or development of government policy”.

Wednesday, 18 September 2024

I'm Alright Jack! = #TwoTierKeir's £100K Bung


 

 “Since the 2019 general election Keir Starmer has accepted more in entertainment perks, including hotel stays and holidays, than any other Member of Parliament”

—The Times

This morning we have to thank the left wing Guardian newspaper for revealing that Starmer has accepted in excess of £100,000 of freebies, way more than any other PM in history. 

- What kind of a man, who is a multimillionaire, allows another man (who is not a relative) buy clothes for his wife?

- Why does the other man want to buy clothes for another man's wife?

- What does the other man expect to receive for his apparent largesse?

Tuesday, 17 September 2024

Who, Why or What Does The Super-injuction Protect?

 


There is rumoured to be a massive scandal, that all the media know about, concerning a very senior member of the government.

The media cannot publish the story, because there is a super-injunction preventing publication.

Monday, 16 September 2024

Donations Gratefully Received - #PantiesGate


 

What kind of a man (a millionaire no less) would allow another man (who is not a relative) buy his wife clothes?

Friday, 13 September 2024

Pointless Strategy Summit With Senile Lame Duck


 

#TwoTierKeir is in Washington to meet with Biden, to discuss the strategy for Ukraine to remain in the war with Russia.

All very well for TwoTier to emphasise the "strategy" element. However, discussing strategy with a senile lame duck president is pointless. After the election on 5 November, America's policy towards Ukraine will change as will its strategy.

Thursday, 12 September 2024

Treasury Refuses To Quantify The Mysterious £22BN Black Hole


The UK Treasury is refusing to provide key details of the £22BN fiscal “black hole” that chancellor Rachel Reeves claims to have discovered, with officials insisting they need more time to ensure the figures are accurate!

In the meantime that mysterious black hole has been used as a rationale to kill 4,000 pensioners this winter.

I will give the Treasury a helping hand:

- £9BN spaffed on the pay rise for doctors

- £12BN spaffed on green aid for foreign governments.

 There, that's £21BN identified!

Wednesday, 11 September 2024

WFA Cut Will Kill 4,000 But Won't Save a Penny


 

Reeves all but admits that she didn't think this through, but won't back down because she has boxed herself in.

Fortunately for her and other MPs, they will still receive thousands in heating allowances, Reeves claimed £4,400.

Tuesday, 10 September 2024

Early Release - Party For Some/Misery For Victims


 

 

We are releasing 5,000 prisoners early this autumn while there are 10,400 foreign nationals in UK prisons. 

Why are the foreign prisoners not being deported, thus negating the need for releasing the others and putting people at risk?

Monday, 9 September 2024

The Hill That #TwoTierKeir Has Chosen To Die On - 4,000 Dead Pensioners


 

Research carried out by Labour in 2017 claimed that 4,000 pensioners would die if the then PM, Theresa May, had pursued plans to restrict winter fuel allowances.

For reasons best known to himself, TwoTier has decided to resurrect those plans and die on the hill of 4,000 dead pensioners. There are battles you should fight, and battles you shouldn't. Quite why TwoTier has chosen this hill to die on is beyond me.

There is a much easier way to save the £1.8BN, stop Miliband's ludicrous £11BN green give-away to foreign governments!

Friday, 6 September 2024

Angela Eagle is Fucking Useless and She Knows It!

 

Operation "Integrity" - My Arse!


 

Just how stupid/hypocritical are Labour?

You cannot have the man who solicits donations also advising you on who appoint!


Thursday, 5 September 2024

The Home Orifice is Fucking Useless!


 

Why is the Home Orifice so useless?

 Look to the people who run it!

DEI is a disease that destroys everything it infects, it must be expunged from our institutions and organisations!

Wednesday, 4 September 2024

Uneasy Lies The Head - #TwoTierKeir Calls Sunak PM

Baroness Fox Skewers #TwoTierKeir's TwoTier Policy on Israel

 

Tuesday, 3 September 2024

#TwoTierKeir Kowtows To Sectarian Pressure and Backs Hamas


 

A day or so after Hamas executed (by shots to the back of their heads) six hostages, #TwoTierKeir and Lammy decided to suspend licences for weapons sales on 30 out of 350 arms licences with Israel.

Hamas continues to hold over 100 hostages, including 5 British citizens. Israel is a longstanding ally of the UK, yet TwoTier has decided to kowtow to domestic sectarian pressure and send a signal of support to the terrorist organisation Hamas and to Iran.

This pitiful display of student virtue signalling gesture politics will not change the outcome of Israel's operations against Hamas/Iran. However, it has severely damaged Britain's relationship with both Israel and the USA abd it will have negative repercussions for Britain.

Biden was assured by TwoTier and Lammy that no such actions were going to be taken. Britain's global reputation is being destroyed by TwoTier.

#TwoTierKeir To Nationalise Oasis

 


TwoTier, being a Marxist, doesn't understand the concept of supply and demand. As such, he cannot get his head around the fact that demand for oasis tickets exceeds supply; thus pushing the price up.

Fear not comrades, he has a solution.

He will nationalise Oasis.

Needless to say, as with all other popular entertainment/sports events TwoTier will receive his customary first class freebies for this one!

Monday, 2 September 2024