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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".
Showing posts with label farmers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label farmers. Show all posts

Monday, 15 December 2025

Starmer The Angel of Death


 

PM tells liaison committee he's aware that some terminally ill farmers are planning to take their own lives before inheritance tax reforms kick in this April.

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Friday, 22 November 2024

Old Keir Starmer Had a Farm - He Sold It To BlackRock

 


Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, And on that farm, he raised some tax, E-I-E-I-O. With a tax hike here and a tax hike there, Here a tax, there a tax, everywhere a tax tax, Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

Old Keir Starmer's IHT, E-I-E-I-O, Made the farmers groan and weep, E-I-E-I-O. With a burden here and a burden there, Here a burden, there a burden, everywhere a burden scare, Old Keir Starmer's IHT, E-I-E-I-O.

BlackRock's buying up the land, E-I-E-I-O, Turning fields to concrete plans, E-I-E-I-O. With a buyout here and a buyout there, Here a buy, there a buy, everywhere a buy buy, BlackRock's buying up the land, E-I-E-I-O.

Farmers losing all their ground, E-I-E-I-O, Thanks to policies unsound, E-I-E-I-O. With a loss here and a loss there, Here a loss, there a loss, everywhere a loss loss, Farmers losing all their ground, E-I-E-I-O.

Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, But now it's just a memory, E-I-E-I-O. With a policy here and a policy there, Here a policy, there a policy, everywhere a policy scare, Old Keir Starmer had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.

As per Daniel Priestley Watch out British Farmers, This is how @Keir_Starmer's new best buddies at BlackRock are going to screw you over in 7 steps ... 
 
1. They will start buying up small plots of agricultural land at double the normal price. They will issue a directive to all of their energy companies simultaneously to aggressively acquire plots for carbon capture. These third parties will start bidding against each other and force the value of agricultural land up. 
 
2. Initially farmers won't believe their luck - "these city folks are mad! if they want to buy an acre for £50K, who am I to say no to these fools" is what you'll hear down the pub. 
 
3. These crazy prices will set record high comparisons for agricultural land. When a farmer dies, their farm will be valued using these new metrics and the next generation will discover the farm they thought was worth £3M is worth £9M and they don't have anything close to the money needed to cover the tax. 
 
4. In swoops a BlackRock subsidiary with a "Agri Debt Finance Tax Relief" product to lend them 20% the "value" of their farm so they can pay the taxes. 
 
5. The debt will come with conditions (a covenant) that the farm has to adopt and maintain certain practices. It has to use certain BlackRock owned fertilisers, software, machinery and labour solutions that get the farm ready to interface with a larger conglomerate. 
 
 6. When a farm cannot make its debt payments, it is sold at auction. BlackRock subsidiaries are instructed NOT to buy these farms at auction. They have a special arrangement to buy the unsold farms at a rate that covers the unpaid debt plus outstanding fees and taxes to government... basically what the farm was originally worth. 
 
7. A BlackRock subsidiary then takes over the farm, consolidates it with a massive group of farms and uses illegal immigrant labour to staff the farm (which will be another government program they institute to deal with the immigration crisis). The government will literally pay for the labour costs as part of this plan making the farms wildly profitable and making small family farms unable to compete. 
 
Mark my words - bookmark this post and watch it play out over the next 5-10 years. You might also want to tag a farmer in the comments below.

 

Tuesday, 12 November 2024

Labour Declares War on Farmers


 

 

Labour has publiciy declared war on farmers.

For why?

Labour wants to destroy the farms and flog them off to property companies such as Blackrock et al, so that they can build solar farms on some and build houses for illegal migrants on others.

It is not only an assault on the countryside and agirculture, it is an assault on the fabirc of Britain itself!

Dominic Cummings has issued a call to arms:

Spread the word among farmers: Blair's lead adviser says CLOSE DOWN ALL SMALL FARMERS because they're a political enemy. 

RETWEET so farmers hear the Labour plan The NFU is telling farmers NOT to come to London to demonstrate. 

TERRIBLE ADVICE. I've been in the PM office when demonstrations happen. 

a/ Westminster is weak as piss and 

b/ the MET leadership always fold if numbers are over a threshold - 'we police by consent PM, there's nothing we can do except manage it' Nutjobs are allowed to call for a second Holocaust waving Hitler photos every every weekend in London, SW1 ignores & doesn't cover in the news, cops just watch. 

Farmers shd ignore the NFU and cops - 

FLOOD THE ZONE, 

PRESSURE 

PRESSURE 

PRESSURE