The Rishi Shuffle

 

That'll sort things!

100 Days + 1

A Rare Sight - Civil Servants at Their Workplace

 

A Large Amount of Bollocks

 

Zahawi's sacking, of which he is allegedly furious, has brought forth a large amount of bollocks being quoted in the media about when/if Sunak et al knew Zahawi was being investigated.

Rest assured there is a summary prepared each day in Number 10 of the headlines etc.

Therefore this "ignorance" is either down to people lying, or Number 10 staffers not doing their job!

Hunt's Four E's

 

"Four Es to unlock our national potential," Says UK finance minister Hunt.

— William James (@WJames_Reuters) January 27, 2023

Same old shit rehashed by Labour and Tory alike over the decades. 

Harra Digs Zahawi's Grave

 

Breaking:

Nadhim Zahawi has not made an 'innocent error' in his tax affairs, head of HMRC has suggested

Jim Harra told Public Accounts Committee that 'there are no penalties for innocent errors'

'If your error was result of carelessness then legislation says a penalty applies'

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) January 26, 2023

Belt Up Rishi!

 

Following Rishi's beltless video yesterday,  Lancashire police said: 

“We are aware of the matter and we will be looking into it.” 

One would have thought that they had more important crimes to fuss about!

However, the offence can be punished with a fine of up to £500, and if Sunak is charged it would be his second after the Met sanctioned him for eating cake.That would mean that he would have more fines than Boris!