Ned Votes In Labour's Catastrophic Election

Ned is a cat who has been successfully registered to vote in Labour's catastrophic car crash of a leadership election.

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Guardian Calls Corbyn a Fool

The Guardian didn't have much nice to say about Corbyn a couple decades ago..@Adam_Hyde @JackyHolyoake @RossFootball pic.twitter.com/eWKCMm7MLy

— Stephen (@stephenob21002) August 27, 2015

Corbyn's Victorian Values

Jeremy Corbyn, worried about the inflammatory effect that the exposed table and chair legs have on men, will (one he is crowned Prime Minister) enact legislation that makes it mandatory for table and chair legs to be covered up with a thick velvet cloth.

Proving to all of those that doubted him that he is not a throw back to old Labour socialism of the 1970's, but in fact is a man with strongly held Victorian values a true conservative of the old school!

Greens Rig Labour Election

"Just over 3,000 have been excluded for being supporters of other parties, including 1,900 Greens and 400 Tories" http://t.co/erh2YeehlT

— oxfordgirl (@oxfordgirl) August 25, 2015

The Futility of Corbynomics Laid Bare

China finds it's impossible to artificially control markets and toxic to try. Meanwhile Corbyn promises to artificially control markets

— Jamie Foster (@1jamiefoster) August 25, 2015

Corbyn's Paradise Lost

Venezuela declares martial law as food and medicine shortages bite. Meanwhile, this is what Jeremy Corbyn thinks. pic.twitter.com/tPq9UvbUfU

— Jonathan Roberts (@robertsjonathan) August 24, 2015

Milibeard

Milibeard shows his true colours and who he supports in the car crash that is Labour's leadership election!

Corbyn Has A Beard - Shock, Horror, Probe!

Corbyn has met many of the world's most unpleasant dictators and never once sold them any arms. via @PrivateEyeNews pic.twitter.com/ycsdNnC5pW

— Andrew Brooks (@taxbod) August 20, 2015

Man Eats Pringles On Plane Shock Horror Probe!

The Clunking Fist Clunks Corbyn

Corbyn 'Could Win Fewer Elections Than Me', Warns Gordon Brown

— Corbyn Warnings (@CorbynWarnings) August 17, 2015

Gauke Has Irony Bypass

Great place for a ministerial visit. The Death Star - the set of next #StarWars film at @PinewoodStudios to see benefits of film tax credits

— David Gauke (@DavidGauke) August 13, 2015

Socialists Infiltrate Labour

Party founded by Keir Hardie ‘being infiltrated by socialists’ http://t.co/mgjxtHMppF pic.twitter.com/dk0gfRnEao

— The Daily Mash (@thedailymash) August 13, 2015

Labour In Meltdown

Can't think why former members of SWP who told people to vote green against a Labour challenge would be rejected. https://t.co/D5Veim7LgN

— Hopi Sen (@hopisen) August 12, 2015

Yesterday Labour's website crashed, as a result of the surge in voter registrations for Labour's car crash leadership election.

Apparently Corbyn is now so popular he has achieved something of a miracle, namely unifying both the SWP and the Tory party in their desire to see him win!

Stop The Labour Election

As the protracted car crash that is the Labour leadership election continues, some in the party are finally waking up to the fact that not only will Corbyn win (and thus destroy the party) but that Corbyn's victory will be brought about by voters within the party who are not in fact Labour supporters.

Simon Danczuk Labour MP for Rochadale said that Labour's interim leader Harriet Harman should halt the leadership contest and call an emergency meeting to take stock of the "infiltration" by those he said were not genuine party supporters.

He believes that the process may have to be rerun, and warned that if Mr Corbyn wins he would not be able to command discipline amongst Labour MPs - many of whom would not vote for "crazy left-wing stuff".

Only Labour could make such a mess of their own party, and become such a laughing stock!

Labour's Grand Old Man

Has anyone thought that although Jeremy Corbyn has gathered momentum for the far left, he'll be 71 in 2020 who will it keep going after?

— Rebecca Sword (@rebeccasword) August 5, 2015

Labour Asks CIA For Help

“CIA death squads” – the one thing that could stop Jeremy Corbyn, according to Ken Livingstone http://t.co/JRVLjrMcVL pic.twitter.com/l3224j5SL9

— LondonLovesBusiness (@LondonLovesBiz) August 4, 2015

Maybe Corbyn could be rendited?

Corbynomics!

Jeremy Corbyn: "Paying tax is not a burden". There's Labour's next election winning slogan right there.

— Dan Hodges (@DPJHodges) August 3, 2015