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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Wednesday, 29 July 2020

£100K Reward for The Great Communicator

 
Emulating the Americans, it seems that the Brits will soon have a Prime Ministerial spokesman.

Sadly, Reagan cannot apply!

Thursday, 23 July 2020

Corbyn's Legal Fund


It seems that a legal fund has been set up for Corbyn, as per GoFundMe:
It is reported that John Ware a reporter for Panorama is taking legal action for libel against former Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. The relentless attacks on Mr Corbyn, a man of integrity, honesty and humility cannot be allowed to continue and we have an opportunity here to offer him support in a practical way. It will also let him know that his supporters have not forgotten him, nor have they gone away.

Here is the man himself:
Labour Party members have a right to accountability and transparency of decisions taken in their name, and an effective commitment from the party to combat antisemitism and racism in all their forms.

The Party’s decision to apologise today and make substantial payments to former staff who sued the party in relation to last year’s Panorama programme is a political decision, not a legal one.

Our legal advice was that the party had a strong defence, and the evidence in the leaked Labour report that is now the subject of an NEC inquiry led by Martin Forde QC strengthened concerns about the role played by some of those who took part in the programme.

The decision to settle these claims in this way is disappointing, and risks giving credibility to misleading and inaccurate allegations about action taken to tackle antisemitism in the Labour Party in recent years.

To give our members the answers and justice they deserve, the inquiry led by Martin Forde must now fully address the evidence the internal report uncovered of racism, sexism, factionalism and obstruction of Labour’s 2017 General Election campaign.

Wednesday, 22 July 2020

Corbyn To Lose The Whip?

The Corbynites are Revolting


Tuesday, 21 July 2020

Russia Report Published - Spoiler Alert - They Didn't Interfere in Brexit


It seems that contrary to the hopes of the left, Russia didn't mess with Brexit. However, Russia did try to mess with the Scottish Independence vote!

Don't tell Carole Cadwalladr.

Pay Rises For The Public Sector

DepartmentAgreed award
School Teachers 3.1%
Doctors & Dentists 2.8%
Police Officers 2.5%
Armed Forces 2%
National Crime Agency 2.5%
Prison Officers 2.5%
Judiciary 2%
Senior Civil Servants 2%
Senior Military2%
 
Meanwhile in the private sector, many will lose their jobs once the furlough scheme ends.

Monday, 20 July 2020

Britain's Calibrated Response To China


Boris To Enter The Lion's Den


Friday, 17 July 2020

COVID - The Next Steps

PHE Is Shite!

Thursday, 16 July 2020

Russia Report To Be Published Before Recess - Quelle Surprise!

Pound to a penny, it's not nearly as "earth-shattering" as some people are hoping it will be!

Lewis Trounces Grayling and Loses The Whip

Julian Lewis has had a busy 24 hours, not only has he managed to trounce Chris Grayling and get himself elected as chair of the ISC he has also lost the whip for his trouble.

He is now expressing "surprise" at the loss!


Wednesday, 15 July 2020

Covid Inquiry Confirmed


Facemasks In Offices To Be Made Compulsory


Boundary Reform Happening


Monday, 13 July 2020

Tories Poll Higher Than Election Day

Thursday, 9 July 2020

Tuesday, 7 July 2020

Clarkson Backs Labour?


Keir Starmer has welcomed Jeremy Clarkson's apparent backing for Labour.

Unsurprisingly, the Corbynite section is having a mental breakdown over it.

Monday, 6 July 2020

Sunak's £1.57BN Arts Lifeline

I goes without saying that the Luvvie Darlings will be ungracious and ungrateful, and will continue to slag the Tories off!

Friday, 3 July 2020

Televised Press Briefings To Replace Lobby Briefings


BLM's Strange Runic Symbolism


Black Lives Matter are, apparently, holding another demonstration this Sunday (ending at Downing Street).

No doubt it will be peaceful, according to the media.

Anyhoo, the publicity material has two rather an unusual features. In the "A" of "Matter" and in the clenched fist resides a lightning bolt, which is the runic symbol used by the SS.

Surely shome mishtake!!!

The double-sig rune insignia of the SS doppelte Siegrune "Victory" or "Schutzstaffel" The sig rune (or Siegrune) symbolised victory (sieg). In its original form as the ᛋ-rune of the Younger Futhark, it represented the sun; however, von List reinterpreted it as a victory sign when he compiled his list of "Armanen runes" .[2]

It was adapted into the emblem of the SS in 1933 by Walter Heck, an SS SturmhauptfĂŒhrer who worked as a graphic designer for Ferdinand Hoffstatter, a producer of emblems and insignia in Bonn.[2] Heck's simple but striking device consisted of two sig runes drawn side by side like lightning bolts, and was soon adopted by all branches of the SS – though Heck himself received only a token payment of 2.5 Reichsmarks for his work.[3] The device had a double meaning; as well as standing for the initials of the SS, it could be read as a rallying cry of "Victory, Victory!".[2] The symbol became so ubiquitous that it was frequently typeset using runes rather than letters; during the Nazi period, an extra key was added to German typewriters to enable them to type the double-sig logo with a single keystroke.[4]

Wednesday, 1 July 2020

The Chronicles of Banquo - GötterdÀmmerung


Gather ye round my best beloveds, and I shall recount to you another tale from the Chronicles of Banquo.

It was at the time when Albion and its people were gradually trying to come out of the great plague lockdown (interspersed with local flare ups caused by sweat shops, excessive communal gatherings and unsanitary working conditions). Enemies outwith and within Albion were still plotting to use this period of perceived weakness to their own evil ends.

The Dark Knight Sedwill had been persuaded of the hopelessness of his situation and had fallen on his sword, and a motion to the home of the lords was expected.

On the eve of the hour of No Turning Back (when Ben would strike 11 as the clocks across the water would strike 12) the king donned his trusty battle helmet and went forth to the heartlands, where once a red wall had stood, to offer the people of Albion hope for the future and a promise of a very British New Deal.

It was, as I recounted to you before, a time to Build, Build, Build!

Yet, my best beloveds, not all were happy.

Last year's Queen of The May was vexed by stories of her being bullied during her special relationship, and she publicly vented her spleen (in order to save face) about the king's trusted emissary Frost who was to become the king's security adviser.

Sadly for the Queen of The May, her anger had made her forget that Frost was an experienced diplomat and well versed in security matters. Her words were soon forgotten, and the clock did chime.

On the dawn of the new day and era Banquo afforded himself a brief sojourn by booking an awayday weekend for himself and his chums. However, he knew much was to be done:

  •  Save the Albion economy from the effects of the plague.
  •  Ensure that miscreants from across the water would soon be blocked without interference from the emperors across the water.
  •  Restructure/relocate/transmute the aged home of the lords.
  •  Defund dear, tired old Auntie and tame her anti Albion witterings.
  • Grant citizenship to the industrious and innovative people of éŠ™æžŻ - the Spice Harbour.

Much was needed to be done, and indeed it would be done.

I shall tell you more my best beloveds, but not today.

However, fear not, I shall return to relate another tale in the Chronicles of Banquo.