Banquo's Ghost

 

Macbeth Yousaf:  

Thou can not say I did it. Never shake

Thy gory locks at me.

All Hail, Yousaf, That Shalt be King Hereafter!

 

Too many white people in Scotland. @HumzaYousaf as FM will be fun 😂pic.twitter.com/MCBqIWvw3Q

— Dominic Farrell (@DominicFarrell) March 27, 2023

Corbyn Blocked

 

Jeremy Corbyn to be blocked from standing as Labour MP at next election, Sir Keir Starmer to confirm https://t.co/wmMofmrmTv

— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 27, 2023

The French Are Revolting!

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Paris and other areas of France have been burning overnight, as people get uppity over Macron's decision to raise the retirement age from 62 to the EU average of 64.

Such is the extent of the unrest, that the planned visit today by King Charles has been postponed.

Interviewed on the news last night one young protesting scrote bleated that it was his "human right" to retire at 62. 

He, and the other idiots, are conveniently ignoring the fact that the French pension bill comes to Euro330BN per annum. They might want to ask themsleves who is meant to pay for their early retirement (given that they think it's their right to spend 20-30 years being paid for by others).

People are living 20-30 years beyond their retirement age. The pension systems around the world are not geared to pay for people to do nothing for 20-30 years, like it or not something has to change.

The Damp Squid

 

Press and political rumours of a large rebellion against the Windsor Framework were massively wrong.

The "rebellion" was a damp squid, and the vote easily passed by 515 to 29.

Priviliges Committee Doxxes 10 People

The Privileges Committee briefing pack has failed to redact properly and doxxed the names and email addresses of 10 No. 10 advisors.

Ulster Says No To Everything!

NEW This is hugely significant.

DUP leader Sir Jeffrey Donaldson has told the ERG today that the DUP will not rejoin power-sharing in Northern Ireland, Tory MPs say.

— Christopher Hope📝 (@christopherhope) March 22, 2023

If the people of Northern Ireland have any sense, as and when the elctions come round, they will vote for any party other than the DUP.

Without a functioning Stormont Northern Ireland will simply rot.

Boris's Written Submission

 

Happy reading..

IN THE MATTER REFERRED TO THE HOUSE OF COMMONS COMMITTEE OF PRIVILEGES ON 21 APRIL 2022 

SUBMISSIONS OF RT HON BORIS JOHNSON MP

The Circus Comes To Town

 

This week will see Boris face a four hour grilling from Harmon and her cronies on the cross part privileges committee. After which, on the assumption that they have already found him guilty, there will be a vote in parliament as to whether he should be kicked out.

By happenstance, on the same day, the government will be holding a vote on the Windsor Protocol.

Advice To Politicians

 

Stop fucking around, or rather threatening to fuck around, with taxes such as pension caps etc. 

People and businesses need to be able to plan for the future, if every few years the rules of the game are changed people and businesses will stop investing in the future!

HS2 Is Shite!

 

HS2 construction to be delayed to save money https://t.co/RXl6wNGrdH

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 9, 2023

Why the hell don't they cancel this absurd waste of money?

Case To Go - Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish!

 

Exclusive:

Simon Case, cabinet secretary, will have no choice but to resign because Whatsapp messages will emerge which are 'utterly indefensible'

'There are messages that have been sent that will be impossible to defend. Some of it's extraordinary'https://t.co/v7Db99FDUz

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) March 8, 2023

Gray Lady Down

 

'When did you approach her?'@KeirStarmer refuses to be drawn on when he first approached Sue Gray to be his chief of staff when asked by @NickFerrariLBC on #CallKeir. pic.twitter.com/agIi1N1iKj

— LBC (@LBC) March 6, 2023

 

Starmer is having trouble answering the question as to when he first approached Sue Gray. 

None of this would have happened if Simon Case had approved Gray's promotion to work for Kemi.

Advice To Hancock

 

 Don't give your WhatsApp messages to journalists!