Reeves Blames Trump For Shite GDP Figures

 

In a move that would make a toddler proud, Reeves has tried to dodge accountability for the 0.1% fall in GDP by pointing across the Atlantic. “The world has changed,” she whined during a Scotland visit, hinting that Trump’s January 2025 inauguration and his promised tariffs—particularly a 25% levy on steel imports—are somehow tanking the UK economy. 

 

This is nonsense on stilts. Trump’s tariffs, while a potential future headache, have barely kicked in by January. The UK’s steel exports to the US accounted for just 5% of the total in 2023, hardly a linchpin of GDP. 

 

The NIESR think tank estimates a mere 0.2% GDP hit in the first year of tariffs—nothing to justify January’s flop.

 

Reeves’ Trump excuse is a desperate pivot from her earlier “blame the Tories” playbook. It’s as if she’s rifling through a Rolodex of scapegoats, hoping one sticks. 

 

Newsflash, Rachel: the economy didn’t shrink because of a guy in Washington—it shrank because your budget kneecapped British businesses. The FTSE 100’s 0.3% bounce today despite the GDP figures shows markets aren’t buying your sob story either. Maybe it’s time to stop finger-pointing and start owning the mess you’ve made!