Clegg Is A Pillock

Nick Clegg has made it "absolutely clear" to staff and organisers that he would liked to have been able to sign wreath

— Matthew Holehouse (@mattholehouse) August 7, 2014

Cameron Beware, Boris Is Returning

"The likelihood is that I will give it a crack" as an MP in 2015, says Boris Johnson. Here we go. This will get interesting.
— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) August 6, 2014

Advice To Michael Gove

Learn how to go to the toilet before you start whipping people for their own particular foibles.

The Ingenious Andrew Mitchell

My compliments to Andrew Mitchell for proving to be so ingenious with his tax affairs!

Cabinet Reshuffle

The window dressing of the Cabinet is underway, just in time for next year's election.

Various old faces are out eg Ken Clarke and William Hague (who steps down from Parliament in 2015).

However, despite the window dressing, nothing significant will happen wrt government policy in the run up to the election.

Twat!

Tourism minister tells Brits with delayed passports to holiday at home (from Brazil) http://t.co/b6F8NZThbc pic.twitter.com/nRyray3jCB

— LondonLovesBusiness (@LondonLovesBiz) June 20, 2014

Advice To Nigel Farage

Behind you!