Brighton Welcomes David Cameron

David Cameron is in Brighton today.

I wonder if he will visit the Marina and enter via the "elegant and welcoming" pedestrian entrance?

No, I thought not!

Advice To Clegg and Miliband

Gentlemen re voters accepting a gay PM, I think you will find that ship may have already sailed. Scuttlebutt on the net indicates that we may have had at least one gay PM already.

As if it really matters anyway what an individual's orientation is, you shouldn't make a political issue out of it!

Advice To UKIP

Don't steal your conference slogan from the BNP.

Advice To Ex Members of Blair's Government

Secrets always come out in the end.

Crackerjack! - Easy Money

Paddy Power is offering 3/1 on the word "Crackerjack" being used during today's Prime Minister's Questions.

For why?

Speaker Bercow has been outed as appearing on the programme when he was 12.

Advice To MPs

Food banks are no laughing matter!

Advice To Politicians

Don't hang on to the coat tails of the recently departed.