Election KLAXON!

CCHQ Hiring Campaign Managers https://t.co/WYjGo1Y9ui pic.twitter.com/owcWurQpw7

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) June 29, 2017

Oh dear it seems that the Tories don't expect the current "strong and stable" government to be around for very long!

Hiring new campaign managers is all very well and good, but they will be of little use if the manifesto, leader of the day, interaction with the public etc are as crap as last time!

Corbyn's Movement - What History Teaches Us!

At #Glastonbury I spoke with thousands of people. Over 4 million have watched my speech online since. We're building a movement #ForTheMany. pic.twitter.com/s10U6yuTO8

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) June 27, 2017

History has shown what happens when certain individuals use "movements" to propel them to power!

The DUP Deal That Dare Not Speak Theresa's Name

The £1bn DUP deal is done and signed not by Theresa May, but by the Government chief whip Gavin Williamson.

For why?

May knows that her time as PM is not finite. When she goes, the deal can continue without being renegotiated.

To pre-plan one's own demise is sensible, wrt funerals and wills. However, in politics such pre planning becomes a self fulfilling prophecy!

Viscountess Monckton of Brenchley Nails It!

Telegraph letters page on classic form today pic.twitter.com/BRu2nBdXwj

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 26, 2017

DUP Deal Sign Off Today

Theresa May's wait is nearly over. DUP leader Arlene Foster due in London today to sign deal to support minority Tory Government.

— Christopher Hope 📝 (@christopherhope) June 26, 2017

Corbyn Addresses The "Oppressed" Masses

Glastonbury is a festival for the wealthy and their offspring, says Ross Clark: Corbyn would clobber it: https://t.co/hBIOUnj5ua pic.twitter.com/8GumkVz8gB

— Fraser Nelson (@FraserNelson) June 24, 2017

 Let them eat humus!

The Queen Indulges In a Spot of Trolling

Old McDonnell Done For Incitement To Riot?

Hearing the Met have asked John McDonnell to go to Charring Cross Police station this afternoon at 4:30 pm re- Inciting Crowds to riot.

— Purpleline (@purpleline) June 21, 2017

Germans Troll May

The trolling force is strong today.
Ifo says the German economy is... "strong and stable" https://t.co/F22dNcCAu1 pic.twitter.com/uRw95ulOwy

— Katie Martin (@katie_martin_fx) June 20, 2017

The Ifo Institute for Economic Research is a Munich-based research institution. Ifo is an acronym from Information and Forschung (research). As one of Germany's largest economic think-tanks, it analyses economic policy and is widely known for its monthly Ifo Business Climate Index for Germany.

Corbynistas Spread Fake News

Corbynistas Share Fake Mail Front Page: https://t.co/FctWkJQp1m pic.twitter.com/49hqrVOmFq

— Media Guido (@MediaGuido) June 19, 2017

Corbyn Walks A Well Trodden Road

Corbyn and his Trot associates/enablers are more than prepared to the use the bones of the dead to provide the bedrock on their road to power.

This technique is far from unique, and has been used by many other dictators in the past.

Queen's Speech Slated For 21st June

Queen's Speech announced for next Wednesday

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) June 15, 2017

Enigmatic Farron

Tim Farron’s parting shot, as per the Independent:

“We are kidding ourselves if we think we live in a liberal and tolerant society.”

Now then, does he mean that his party couldn't tolerate him being a Christian, or that society couldn't tolerate him having non pc views?

May's Mexican Wave

Guys, this is Theresa May doing a Mexican wave. pic.twitter.com/AZyR2PmU3d

— Olly Barratt (@ollybarratt) June 13, 2017

A farewell wave perchance?

May Says Sorry!

Theresa May has apologised to the 1922 Committee (ie her backbenchers) and (on Friday morning last week) her campaign team for the ongoing clusterfuck.

She says she can fix it.

Now all she needs to do is apologise to the country!

Death By WhatsApp - Oh The Irony!

Conservative MPs are reportedly plotting the end of Theresa May via the very communication method she has campaigned against for so long - encrypted WhatsApp messages.

There's irony for you!

Back To 1922 For May

Theresa May faces a less than impressed 1922 Committee tonight; the members of which will politely put across their view that the election was not terribly well run or thought through, and that May's performance was somewhat lacking.

Well then....let's see what happens.

Juncker's Fault!

Perhaps the peachiest, most delicious irony of all.
Shome mishtake shurley? https://t.co/ATvOrQaKOd

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) June 11, 2017

What a Clusterfuck!

- Direct rule from Stormont

- Laughing stock of Europe

- Brexit negotiations start next week

- Corbyn has been legitimised

Anything else to add to the list of horrors that May has unleashed?

British Democracy In Action!

Mayday Mayday! - Hung Parliament

 

"Congratulations" to Theresa May for shooting:

- herself
- her party
- the country in the foot

Whatever you political persuasion, batten down the hatches; the next few years are going to be turbulent, unpredictable and unpleasant!

Happy General Election Day!

Diane Abbott Is "Unwell" - Again!

Breaking_ Corbyn replacing Diane Abbott with Lyn Brown, currently shadow police, and candidate for West Ham during her period of ill health

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) June 7, 2017

Abbott been asked to stand aside 'for period of her illness'

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) June 7, 2017

Diane Abbott's Miraculous "Recovery"

@BBCWomansHour this is a picture of Dianne Abbot in Oxford Circus tube station at 8.40am this morning - not seeming very unwell #whdebate pic.twitter.com/Y9Wta28szY

— Nick Astaire (@nickastaire) June 6, 2017

Diane Abbott Is "Unwell"

BREAKING Diane Abbott pulls out of @BBCRadio4 Woman's Hour this morning. Labour has told the BBC she is "unwell".

— Christopher Hope 📝 (@christopherhope) June 6, 2017

Tories Do Irony

Someone from the Tories thought it was a good idea to bring the incumbent prime minister to a home removals company days before an election. pic.twitter.com/LD4nbG3mHb

— Jamie Ross (@JamieRoss7) June 5, 2017

Defeat From The Jaws of Victory?

POLL: UK election

Conservatives: 40%
Labour: 39%
Lib Dem: 8%
UKIP: 5%
SNP: 4%

(Survation/Mail on Sunday)

— The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) June 5, 2017

Andrew Neil Nails It

Andrew Neil: "You're a populist who's not popular Mr Farron"

Brutal

— Marcher Lord (@MarcherLord1) June 1, 2017