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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Thursday, 23 December 2021

Andy Burnham Nails It!

 

Wednesday, 22 December 2021

Failed in Wales - Fined For Going To Work

 


Drakeford is now fining people £60 if they go to work.

Socialism in action!

Tuesday, 21 December 2021

Truss Channels Her Inner von Stauffenberg

 


That's how von Stauffenberg avoided being blown up in the Wolf's Lair.

Monday, 20 December 2021

Nosey Neighbours

 

Friday, 17 December 2021

Shropshire Voters Give Boris Well Deserved Kicking


 

Unsurprisingly, the Tories lost North Shropshire in the wake of all the bollocks going on in Number 10.

LibDem Morgan won 17,957 votes — compared with 12,032 for the Conservatives’ Neil Shastri-Hurst, with Labour’s Ben Wood a distant third on 3,686. That’s an extraordinary 34 percent swing to the Lib Dems and the seventh-biggest by-election swing ever. Turnout was 46.2 percent, pretty decent for a December by-election.

Where does this leave Boris? 

Well, politics is a funny old business. 

However, Sir Ian Brady has oiled the wheels of the trolley further by allowing Tory MPs to submit letters of no confidence by email. Up until now they had to submit to Sir Graham personally by hand, which would have meant they couldn't hand them over until recess ends in January.

I wonder how many more dead cats Boris has up his sleeve?

Don't forget boys and girls, this by-election only came to pass because of a remarkably stupid blunder by Number 10!

Thursday, 16 December 2021

Peston's Blatant Hypocrisy

 

The media and the politicians are taking the piss out of us!

Wednesday, 15 December 2021

99 Red Balloons - Labour Backs Boris

Labour formally backed Boris last night, as 99 Tory MPs voted against him.

It's a funny old world!

Tuesday, 14 December 2021

The Odd Couple TV's New Comedy Double Act - On Your Screens Everyday Over Christmas


 As part of your festive holiday viewing, TV channels in the UK will be showing a fun and jolly new comedy show The Odd Couple.

The show is about two diametrically different  political leaders, forced to share a flat in Downing Street after their own political parties threw them out.

Enjoy their knockabout fun, as they come with ever more bizarre and absurd rules for us to live by.

The show and their rules are not only fun, amusing, shocking and on every channel everyday; but they are also compulsory!

Friday, 10 December 2021

The Rank Hypocrisy of The Media


 

Just a gentle reminder that despite the media faux outrage of #PartyGate, there are a number of things that the media aren't telling you (or reminding you of) including, but not limited to, the following:

1 Many in the media, carping about #PartyGate, have happily broken the rules (Kay Burley and Beth Rigby spring to mind).

2 Senior media people were at some of these parties.

3 Keir Starmer had drinks in Durham with colleagues around the same time as #PartyGate.

4 ITV (ie Peston) sat on the #PartyGate video for several weeks (Peston is a chum of Allegra).

5 The Sun had a piss up for its staff around the same time as #PartyGate.

Therefore take the media onslaught against Boris with a pinch of salt, they have skeletons in their closets too!

Thursday, 9 December 2021

The Questions Hidden in Plain Sight

 


The media are fulminating with faux outrage over #PartyGate and the video of Allegra Strattton practising in the briefing room a year ago.

There is more than a stench of hypocrisy emanating from the "good people" of the outraged media, given that a good handful of them were also on the piss during lockdown last year as well (Kay Burley and Beth Rigby to name but two). 

It is also notable that the media operation to fan the flames of hysteria over the party/parties allegedly held by our political masters, was designed to ensure a few political heads would roll. Ironically the only head to roll, thusfar, is that of Allegra Stratton (one of the media's own, and an ex colleague of Peston)!

Media faux outrage aside, there are some key unanswered questions hiding in plain sight:

1 Who leaked the video?

2 Why did it take one year to leak?

3 Why are the media not releasing the names of the people who were at the party/non party (clue - were there were media people there?)? 

4 Stratton is an experienced journalist, and well versed in the dirty world of politics. Media professionals and politicians etc know to treat all cameras/microphones as live. She even said it was being recorded. Therefore why did she say what she said? She knew perfectly well it would eventually leak.

5 If the people who organised and attended these parties really thought that Covid was that dangerous, and that the restrictions that they had imposed on the rest of us (eg masks, social distancing, no mixing etc) were necessary to stop it, then they would have followed those rules themselves!

For Unto Us a Child is Born - Boris and Carrie Have Baby Daughter

 

Wednesday, 8 December 2021

It's The Lie That Gets You!

Unless your lie is cast iron, and impregnable, the lie will get you!

Dead Cat Alert!

 

Monday, 6 December 2021

Advice To Michael Gove

 

Buy a burner phone!

Friday, 3 December 2021

Dowden Threatens Mandatory Jabs

 


This is not a route that should be taken, or even contemplated, it will tear society apart!

Thursday, 2 December 2021

Is Burgon a Chinese Agent?

If I were in charge of The Service, I would put Burgon under surveillance.

Drakeford Unmasked