The Three Tweets of Delight

 

We three kings of Downing Street are
Bearing tweets that travel afar,
Full of delight,
Hypocrite's plight,
Welcoming hate from lands afar.

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O-oh, tweets of blunder, tweets of fright,
Tweets that caused a backlash overnight,
Leading onward, virtue signaled,
Yet the old posts came to light.

Starmer posting, "I'm delighted!"
Lammy echoes, quite excited,
Cooper joins in, all united,
Bringing home a man indicted.

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Gold forgotten, frankincense none,
Myrrh replaced by outrage spun,
"Top priority," they boasted proudly,
Blind to posts that screamed so loudly.

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Extremist views from years ago,
Calls for killing, hate on show,
Yet they gushed without a care,
Now backpedaling in despair.

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Glorious now? Behold the mess,
Claims of ignorance they profess,
Pledging fight 'gainst antisemitism,
While their tweets show poor judgement's schism.

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O-oh, tweets of blunder, tweets of fright,
Three "delighted" posts that sparked the fight,
East or West, the gift unwanted,
Labour's judgement sorely haunted.