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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Monday, 31 October 2016

Kassam Throws Toys Out of His Pram


Friday, 28 October 2016

What An Honour?

Wednesday, 26 October 2016

May Emulates Clinton - Speaks With Forked Tongue


As has happened to Hillary Clinton, Theresa May has been outed (via secret recordings) as employing double speak when addressing specific audiences.

As per the Guardian:
"Theresa May privately warned that companies would leave the UK if the country voted for Brexit during a secret audience with investment bankers a month before the EU referendum.

A recording of her remarks to Goldman Sachs, leaked to the Guardian, reveals she had numerous concerns about Britain leaving the EU. It contrasts with her nuanced public speeches, which dismayed remain campaigners before the vote in June."
Politicians more often than not "nuance" their speeches to suit their audience. Were it not for pesky modern technology these nuances could be hidden!

Tuesday, 25 October 2016

Labour Fined £7K For Ed Stone


As per the Telegraph:
"Labour has been landed with a £20,000 fine after failing to declare election spending during the 2015 General Election, including the £7,000 cost of the so-called 'Ed Stone'."
Ed Stone, the gift that keeps on giving!

Monday, 24 October 2016

Benefits of Brexit - Geldof To Leave The UK


Drinks all round!

Friday, 14 October 2016

Tusk Weighs In - EU Shitting Itself UK is Leaving


“In my opinion, the only real alternative to a “hard Brexit” is “no Brexit”.”

They are shitting themselves about what will happen after Brexit.

Thursday, 13 October 2016

#Brexit Love It or Hate It - #MarmiteGate


One of the unintended consequences of Brexit is the now looming shortage of Marmite, as Tesco stands off against Unilever (the British/Dutch consumer conglomerate) in a dispute over which company should pick up the costs of the fall in Sterling.

A cynic might say that this is simply an excuse by Unilever to try to increase their prices under the smokescreen of Brexit!

Monday, 10 October 2016

Question For Amber Rudd


Question: When is a U turn not a U turn?

Answer: When it is a "misunderstanding".

How ironic that the "misunderstanding" had to be explained by Michael Fallon!

Thursday, 6 October 2016

A Picture Paints a Thousand Words


Or in this case one word!

Wednesday, 5 October 2016

Farage Is UKIP Leader Once Again


Quelle surprise!

The Disunited State of UKIP


Diane James has quit as leader of UKIP, after a mere 18 days.

UKIP now has no leader, and no clue as to who should be leader.

Despite the word "United" within the party's name, UKIP is anything but united!