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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Thursday, 28 July 2022

Starmer Sacks Rayner's Lover

 


Starmer has, quite correctly, sacked Tarry (Rayner's lover) from the front bench for making up policy during a TV interview and for joining a picket line.

Unsurprisingly the union dinosaurs are bleating, and calling for Starmer to be removed from the leadership.


Tuesday, 26 July 2022

A Load of Crud!


 

Allegedly Boris Johnson has told Peter Cruddas, the peer running a campaign to give Conservative Party members a vote on whether to accept Johnson’s resignation as Tory leader, that he “does not want to resign” and “wants to fight the next general election as leader of the party.” 

Well, as entertaining as that might be (just to see Brand and Peston explode), it simply isn't going to happen.

However, if Cruddas and others don't back off this will split the vote for Truss and let Sunak in.

Monday, 25 July 2022

The Madness of The Tory Party

 


For reasons best known to itself, the Tory party has descended into madness.

Today's insanity includes sniping about earrings and suits!

Friday, 22 July 2022

Coming To a Hustings Near You - The Boris Bus

 


Tuesday, 19 July 2022

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

 

Monday, 18 July 2022

When The Vote Comes In


 

Come here, my little Jacky
Now I’ve smoked my backey
Let’s have a bit crackey
Till the vote comes in

Dance to thy daddy, sing to thy mammy,
Dance to thy daddy, to thy mammy sing;
Thou shalt have a Rishi on a little dishy,
Thou shalt have a Rishi when the vote comes in.

 

Wednesday, 13 July 2022

Boris Decides This is His Last PMQ


 

Even though next week Boris is meant to attend PMQ, his final words at today's PMQ were:

“This may be our last confrontation

It’s true that I leave not at a time of my choosing… but I leave with my head held high”

The question is, does he know that there will be a stitch up next week and the Tory membership will be denied a vote?

Wednesday, 6 July 2022

Boom!

Adios!

 

The resignations of Saj and Rishi by happenstance were announced within minutes of each other, and were in no way coordinated.

Friday, 1 July 2022

The Pincher To Lose The Whip

Irrespective of what Number 10 are saying at the moment, Pincher will lose the whip before the day is out.

By all accounts, he had a minder to ensure he left events without drinking too much and getting into trouble.

Well then!