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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".
Showing posts with label heathrow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label heathrow. Show all posts

Friday, 21 March 2025

Ed Miliband’s Net Zero Fiasco: Heathrow Burns While Britain Freezes


 


Today, March 21, 2025, Heathrow Airport—one of the world’s busiest aviation hubs—lies crippled, its runways silent, its terminals dark. A catastrophic fire at a nearby power substation has plunged the airport (Britain’s economic lifeline) into chaos, cancelling over 1,300 flights and stranding countless passengers. 
 
The cause? 
 
A blaze so fierce it not only knocked out the main power supply but also torched the backup generators meant to keep the airport humming in a crisis. And who do we have to thank for this monumental failure? Step forward, Ed Miliband, the Energy Secretary whose relentless pursuit of net zero has turned a sensible energy policy into a dangerous ideological crusade—one that’s left Britain vulnerable and shivering in the dark.
 
Miliband, the self-appointed high priest of green dogma, has spent years preaching the gospel of decarbonisation, promising a utopian future of clean energy and economic prosperity. His latest brainchild? Pushing Heathrow to ditch its trusty diesel backup generators in favour of biomass fuel, all in the name of meeting Britain’s punishing net zero targets. The logic was simple: diesel is dirty, biomass is “sustainable,” and Heathrow—handling a plane every 45 seconds—must lead the charge to a carbon-free tomorrow. Never mind the practicalities. Never mind the risks. For Miliband, ideology trumps reality every time.
 
Well, reality has a way of biting back. When the substation went up in flames this morning, those biomass backups—touted as the eco-friendly saviours—proved worse than useless. As Miliband himself admitted on Sky News, the fire was so ferocious that it “affected the backup generators too,” a revelation that underscores just how unprecedented this disaster is. Without power, Heathrow’s critical systems—lighting, air traffic control, security—ground to a halt. Passengers are stranded, supply chains are disrupted, and the economic cost is already spiralling into the millions. All because Miliband’s green gamble couldn’t stand the heat.
 
This isn’t just incompetence; it’s recklessness bordering on criminal negligence. Diesel generators, for all their emissions, are reliable. They’ve kept Heathrow running through storms, blackouts, and worse for decades. Biomass, by contrast, is a finicky beast—less energy-dense, harder to store, and notoriously prone to combustion risks. Did Miliband’s team even consider this? Did they weigh the trade-offs, or were they too busy polishing their climate credentials for the next international summit? The silence is deafening.
 
The consequences are stark. Beyond the airport, 100,000 homes lost power overnight, with 4,000 still in the dark as the National Grid scrambles to reroute supplies. Miliband’s mealy-mouthed response—“My heart goes out to all the people impacted”—rings hollow when you realise this was avoidable. The Climate Change Committee, which Miliband loves to cite, has long warned that net zero can’t come at the expense of resilience. Yet here we are, with a flagship airport reduced to a smouldering cautionary tale.
 
This isn’t the first time Miliband’s zeal has clashed with common sense. His tenure is littered with half-baked schemes—shuttering coal plants like Ratcliffe-on-Soar with no viable replacement, quadrupling offshore wind while the grid buckles under the strain, and now this. Each move is sold as “bold leadership,” but the pattern is clear: he’s racing to hit arbitrary 2030 targets, damn the cost to Britain’s energy security. And the costs are mounting—sky-high bills, shuttered industries, and now a crippled transport hub.
 
Heathrow’s fire is a blazing indictment of Miliband’s net zero obsession. It’s not just that the policy failed; it’s that it was doomed to fail. Swapping proven systems for untested green alternatives in a high-stakes environment like an airport isn’t visionary—it’s insane. Miliband’s defenders will bleat about “learning lessons,” but the lesson is obvious: you don’t fix what isn’t broken, especially not when lives and livelihoods hang in the balance.
 
Britain deserves better than this. Miliband’s reign as Energy Secretary has turned a once-proud nation into a global laughingstock—first in the G7 to ditch coal, last in line for reliability. If he had an ounce of shame, he’d resign today. But don’t hold your breath—zealots rarely admit they’re wrong, even when the evidence is burning right in front of them. For now, Heathrow smoulders, and Britain pays the price for Ed Miliband’s green delusions.

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Tuesday, 8 May 2012

Cameron Looks For Scapegoats



Politicians, when all else fails, seek scapegoats.

David Cameron is no exception and, for reasons best known to himself, has decided to blame accountants for the coalition's unpopularity with the electorate. Cameron is of the view that accountants are tainted with a negative brand value, and that voters have associated the coalition with accountants.

This is all in your mind David, the reality is that voters don't like your policies and are fed up with the coalition's incompetence (eg the Heathrow UKBA clusterfuck and the Jerrycan Crisis).

Oh, and by the way, accountants have a perfectly decent brand value; it is only tainted when accountants are associated with politicians!


Friday, 4 May 2012

The Heathrow Clusterfuck - No Minister!



On 30th April the hapless and hopeless Damian Green (Immigration Minister) told Parliament:
"that the weather was to blame for a "blip" in arrival processing time at Heathrow"
He also denied that arrivals' processing was taking 3 hours.

On 1st May Green blamed the hapless passengers for being "confused" about how long the delays really were.

His lies have now quite rightly been exposed, BAA have produced figures that show that the immigration queue at Terminal 4 reached three hours.

Will Green be claiming that BAA are confused as well?

To add to the sense of government confusion and mismanagement over this issue, it seems that Theresa May (the Home Secretary) is very wisely set to introduce risk base profiling for immigration processing; this will radically reduce the time taken to process arrivals at Heathrow.

The funny thing is that this risk base profiling was the very reason that she sacked Brodie Clark, the former head of the UK Border Force, in November 2011. She claimed, at the time, that he had relaxed immigration checks without her authorisation.

I wonder what he will say about this?

When looking at the performance of the coalition the phrase "piss up in a brewery" springs to mind

Monday, 30 April 2012

The Joy of Cover Ups - UKBA Hides Its Shame



As loyal readers know, cover ups are the politicians' "go to" tool when the shit hits the fan.

However, it is not just elected politicians who practise the dark arts of cover ups, but also their government agency appointees.

Step forward Marc Owen, the director of UKBA operations at Heathrow, who has made a complete fuck up of his attempts to conduct a cover up over the clusterfuck that is Heathrow's arrivals' processing.

Given that the entire world's attention will be focussed on the UK during the Olympics, Owen will learn that his political masters will not tolerate being blamed for this clusterfuck and will want the problem resolved and/or his head on a platter.