Labour's Money Tree

Oh dear!

Rub Your Face

Hand dryer at #lab15: "Rub face gently" pic.twitter.com/f36eNRe54C

— Amber de Botton (@AmberSkyNews) September 28, 2015

"New" Labour's Politics of The Gutter

WATCH: Labour Conference Speaker's "Gas Chamber" Slur [VIDEO] http://t.co/90ScbSNYfc

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 28, 2015

UKIP's "Glory" Boys

Nigel Farage blasts rivals who 'want to get rid of him in bid for glory on EU referendum' http://t.co/GlUN0WNxq3 pic.twitter.com/Hx7XoiF7kV

— UKIP Trending News (@UKIPolizer) September 28, 2015

UKIP Bans Perfumes

No perfumes at Ukip conference, please. Ladies and gentlemen, please discard your perfumes pic.twitter.com/BZUG1YvWzA

— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) September 25, 2015

French ones I assume?

Corbyn and Labour Are Fucked

Voters won't tolerate the gap between Corbyn's views and theirs. If he moves to the common ground, his supporters won't tolerate *that* gap.

— Samuel Coates (@SamuelCoates) September 24, 2015

Comrade Corbyn's Politburo

Looks like Corbyn is forming his politburo from among the comrades: http://t.co/SEJ6J4I9YJ

— John Bickley (@JohnBickleyUKIP) September 23, 2015

Participation vs Winning

Italy's Prime Minister Matteo Renzi is no fan of Jeremy Corbyn http://t.co/TsYvmGRuTh pic.twitter.com/OOgBiSI2fz

— Financial Times (@FT) September 22, 2015

#Piggate - Call Me Dave

This will not end well for Lord Ashcroft!
#piggate Tweets

McDonnell Apologises From His Bottom For IRA Comment

Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell apologises "from the bottom of my heart" for IRA comment http://t.co/2HkLVWnjSi pic.twitter.com/MMs1VvdqBN

— LondonLovesBusiness (@LondonLovesBiz) September 18, 2015

Corbyn Clones Hit Each Other With Sticks

Zac Goldsmith Bats For The People

Rich boys can represent the people.

The Build Up To Corbyn's First PMQ

Government front bench moated full. Labour front bench mostly empty. Odd as Labour backbenches are rammed. #PMQs

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) September 16, 2015

Not a Great Start - Trostskyist Thuggery

WATCH: This is the incident outside #Corbyn's house yesterday involving BBC cameraman. Circumstances remain unclear. pic.twitter.com/jFd0ftlvoC

— Darren McCaffrey (@DMcCaffreySKY) September 16, 2015

BBC cameraman in hospital last night with neck and face injuries after Corbyn aide allegedly assaulted him as Corbyn left his home yesterday

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) September 16, 2015

Trotskyist thuggery might work for fringe parties and student politics, but it will backfire when applied in mainstream politics.

Will Corbyn last the month?

Irony

Queen has added @jeremycorbyn to her privy council, trusting him with state secrets. But wait, Cameron says he's a security threat.

— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) September 15, 2015

I thought Corbyn was a republican?

Regrets, I Have a Few!

Margaret Beckett to @BBCDerby on nominating Corbyn: I probably regard it as one of the biggest political mistakes I've ever made

— Ross Hawkins (@rosschawkins) September 14, 2015

Why did she do it then?

Corbyn Asks For Police Help

WATCH: This is what happened when I tried to ask #Corbyn about shadow cabinet. He accuses me of "bothering" him. pic.twitter.com/uyqQdwXYu3

— Darren McCaffrey (@DMcCaffreySKY) September 14, 2015

I wonder if he understands that this is part of the job?

Labour Commits Suicide

Today, at around 11:30AM, Labour will confirm that it wishes to commit political suicide and spend the next decade in the political wilderness.

Yvette The Hypocrite

Westminster Drones On

Leader of the House declines to give Parliament the chance to see the criteria Govt are using to authorise lethal drone strikes #BusinessQus

— Angela Eagle (@angelaeagle) September 10, 2015

Vive La France!

pic.twitter.com/QX5mFaZtPh

— DameFreeradicalone2u (@freeradicalone) September 9, 2015

Len McCluskey is a Tory

Len McCluskey imposed Ed Miliband on Labour and we lost. Now imposing @jeremycorbyn on us. Is Len a secret Tory agent? #Panorama

— Bernard McEldowney (@BernardMcEldown) September 8, 2015

Time To Move On - Government Abandons Bin Pledge

The government is to abandon its pledge to restore weekly bin collections.

A government, abandoning a pledge??

Surely not!?

The Telegraph quotes a government source:

“It is a very expensive scheme and it has proved to be a pretty ineffective one.

It would be very surprising if it survives the spending review. 

There are other priorities. 

It’s time to move on.” 

Maybe political parties should stop promising what they know they can't deliver!

Sturgeon's Catwoman Fantasy

Nicola Sturgeon wears a tartan-eared brain monitoring device during a visit to the Prince's trust centre in Glasgow pic.twitter.com/LlkgQ7vYdr

— Press Association (@PA) September 4, 2015

Sturgeon Scuppered By EU

It seems that Sturgeon doesn't get "free trade"!

"Nicola Sturgeon’s plan to introduce a minimum price for alcohol in Scotland has suffered a potentially fatal blow after the European Court’s most senior legal official ruled it would infringe the EU’s free trade rules. 

Advocate General Yves Bot found that fixing a legal price for alcoholic beverages could only be justified if the Scottish Government could prove that alternative means, such as increasing taxation, would not be a “suitable means of curbing excessive consumption”."

Source Telegraph

Taxes Galore!

Scotland to spend £100m in the next year to 'mitigate harm' caused by Tory welfare cuts: http://t.co/pN0LogV4qe #pfgscot

— The SNP (@theSNP) September 2, 2015

UKIP Declares Independence From Independence

Good to see that @UKIP are starting as they mean to go on - declaring independence from the independence campaign #Brexit #EUreferendum

— Havard Hughes (@Havard_Hughes) September 1, 2015