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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Thursday, 29 February 2024

The £31M Price Tag For Protecting Our MPs


 

Westminster is feeling threatened by the mob, our politicians feel that democracy is under threat as a result of the threats and intimidation of MPs by various mobs of tea towel wearers and other assorted trash.

As such £31M of taxpayers' money will be used to protect MPs from the mob.

There is more than a hint of irony in this given that over the recent decades MPs have proactively encouraged the mass migration of criminals and others who have no wish to integrate into our country, the very same people who are now causing problems. The MPs have also allowed the police force and government institutions to be infested with the woke ideology that panders to the mob.


Tuesday, 27 February 2024

Staunton's Fucked!


 

As to whether certain sections of the MSM will report this, as it runs counter to their anti Kemi narrative, remains to be seen.

Labour To Train Young Male Influencers


 

The Labour Party's recent announcement of a plan to train young male influencers has been met with a mix of enthusiasm and scepticism. The initiative, aimed at utilising the power of social media to promote positive social change, has the potential to create a significant impact.

However, there are also concerns about the selection process for these influencers and the potential for bias. 

Will the training be open to all young male influencers, or will it be limited to a select few? 

If the latter, who will make these decisions and what criteria will be used? 

These are important questions that need to be addressed to ensure that the initiative is inclusive and representative of the diverse range of voices on social media.

Another concern is the potential for this initiative to perpetuate the idea that change can only come from the top down. While it is important to engage with influencers and leverage their platforms for positive change, it is equally important to empower individuals at the grassroots level. Real change often comes from the ground up, and it is crucial that this initiative does not detract from the importance of empowering individuals to make a difference in their own communities.

Additionally, there is a significant risk that this initiative could be seen as an attempt to co-opt and control the narrative on social media. Young influencers have the power to shape public discourse, and it is important that they are not seen as an extension of a political party or agenda. This could undermine their credibility and the impact of their messages.

Government trained influencers is a plan that will end in tears!

Monday, 26 February 2024

Question For Angela?

 


Where were you really living, when you claimed that your were living in your council house that you subsequently sold?

Thursday, 22 February 2024

Hoyle Kowtows To The Mob and Sue Gray

 

Hoyle's decision yesterday to kowtow to the mob (as represented by Starmer and Gray) caused chaos in yesterday's meaningless Gaza vote, and has now put his position in the firing line.

Despite his semi tearful apology, he knows that he can't unfuck this!

Whilst in the short term Labour managed to avoid an embarrassing public split; in the coming months it will realise that by pandering to religious zealots, it has made a rod for its own back. 

Labour will reap what they have sown. 

The lessons for Labour are as follows:

-Don't kowtow to the mob. 

-Don't call political opponents "scum". 

-Don't try to placate religious fanatics.

Wednesday, 21 February 2024

The Navel-Gazing Gaza Vote


 

Today the House of Commons will vote on the war in Gaza.

Whatever the outcome of the vote, it will not make one iota of difference to the situation in Gaza or help to resolve/end the war and release the hostages.

It will, however, further inflame various UK trouble making organisations and their hapless and naive followers. It will also increase threats towards MPs of all parties.

Tuesday, 20 February 2024

Labour Backtracks on Sue Gray's Soviets Scheme


 

Sue Gray (Labour's female version of Dominic Cummings, and every bit as popular and well liked) announced in the Times yesterday that Labour would introduce Soviets (aka Citizen Assemblies).

Unsurprisingly the plan has received a drubbing across the political spectrum. A member of Labour's NEC described it as a "stupid idea". Therefore it should come as no surprise to learn that Labour has backtracked on the plan less than 24 hours later.

One other issue that has also caused disquiet in Labour, is why Gray (a political advisor) was the one making the announcement.

As with Cummings, when the messenger overshadows the message it is time to get rid of the messenger!

By-election ALERT!

 

Monday, 19 February 2024

Labour To Introduce Soviets

 


Sue Gray (Labour's female version of Dominic Cummings, and every bit as popular) took it upon herself to announce in the Times that Labour would introduce Soviets (aka Citizen Assemblies), in order to give the voters the opportunity to have a say in government policy etc.

The reality of course would be very different, such assemblies are rigged in favour of the politicians (who choose the questions that need to be addressed, and the format of the questions). 

It is a lazy way of abrogating responsibility for decision making, and lays itself open to being hijacked by religious and political extremists.

Another matter raises its head here, it is more than a little unusual for a political advisor to be front and centre announcing policies. Was Gray given permission to announce this policy, or is she trying to bounce Starmer into it?

Friday, 16 February 2024

Sunak Stops The Votes


 

As expected Labour won both Wellingborough (28% swing) and Kingwood (16% swing), Tory voters either stayed at home or voted for Reform.

Sunak says midterms are hard, he is missing the point that this is an election year.

As it stands, Labour will win a landslide General Election victory based on people's hatred of the Tories. However, in the months following Labour's win, the voters will realise that things will not actually get any better!

Thursday, 15 February 2024

Khan Claims Labour Proud To Be Antisemitic

 

Khan Spaffs £6M on Virtue Signalling Bollocks!

 


Wednesday, 14 February 2024

Happy Valentine's Day From The Home Office

 


Gray Lady Down


 

 Remember Sue Gray, the eagle-eyed investigator who ruffled feathers in Downing Street with her "Partygate" report? 

Well, it seems she's switched sides and joined the Labour lot as their chief of staff. But before she could settle in with a cuppa and a biscuit, she's found herself embroiled in a fresh scandal!

Apparently, there was a leak from a Labour meeting about a potential U-turn on their green investment plan. Sue Gray, ever the terrier, launched an inquiry, and things got a bit, well, heavy-handed. Staffers claim their phones were inspected, interviews were conducted without union reps present, and tears were shed like rain on a British bank holiday. Sounds like a right ol' shambles, doesn't it?

Now, whispers are swirling like leaves in a November gale. Some say Gray overstepped her mark, acting like a Stasi officer instead of a friendly neighbourhood investigator. Others reckon the leak was a deliberate attempt to undermine Labour, and Gray's just doing her job.

But here's the real kicker: Gray herself was in the meeting where the leak originated! Talk about a conflict of interest bigger than Boris Johnson's hair! Some even reckon her own allies might be the culprits, passing on juicy info for a bit of political mischief.

Tuesday, 13 February 2024

Ali's Antisemitic Chums


 

Following on from yesterday's flip flop by Starmer the Indecisive over Ali The Anti-Semetic's speech on 31 October, it transpires that there may be at least one Labour MP who was in the room with him when he made the remarks (which are gradually coming to light).

In Labour it pays to be anti-Semitic and pro Palestinian, it's just that they are scared to admit it in public. 

They should fear no longer, for their names will soon be made public.


Monday, 12 February 2024

SNP Has Mental Breakdown Over The Name of a Cafe


 

For reasons best known to itself the SNP membership is having a collective mental breakdown over the name of the cafe in Edinburgh Castle.

It is called the Redcoat Cafe, and has been called that for the last 20 years or so, in honour of the colour of the uniform of the Guards. The Nats are upset because the name is evoking memories of Culloden (a battle that happened in 1745).

As noted, the cafe is in fact named after the Guards, who have a museum in the castle. However, the Nats prefer to wallow in their own feculence and will not listen to reason.

Starmer Is Running Scared

DEI Will Destroy The Armed Forces

 

Thursday, 8 February 2024

Starmer Ditches Ludicrous £28BN Annual Green Policy


 

Starmer has very wisely ditched Labour's ruinous plans to spend £28BN per annum on Net Zero, the added bonus of this ditch is that it should encourage Miliband to resign from the shadow cabinet!

Tuesday, 6 February 2024

Schrödinger's Bet

 

Kwasi Rains On Liz's Parade

 

Ironically the announcement comes on the same day as Liz Truss's PopCons launch!

Monday, 5 February 2024

Henry VIII Nailed It!

 


We thought that the clergy of our realm had been our subjects wholly; but now we have well perceived that they be but half our subjects—yea, and scarce our subjects.