Minister For Porn "Resigns"

Bercow Nails It!

"You are never mutineers, never traitors, never malcontents, never enemies of the people" - the Speaker's message to MPs after hearing stories of online abuse. pic.twitter.com/0uU5bfGXK9

— BBC Parliament (@BBCParliament) December 18, 2017

Twat!

Labour Activist's "Bomb Scare" Threat Against Tory Dinner https://t.co/5JIz5DJ1v5 pic.twitter.com/OKIgdbAOxh

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 15, 2017

Bercow Rules Davis Not In Contempt

Speaker of the House of Commons John Bercow: it was regrettable that material had been exiled from the papers, and that the reports took so long to be published, but says there has been no contempt of Parliament

— Open Europe (@OpenEurope) December 14, 2017

Faisal Islam Nails It!

Normalisation of words “traitor/treachery” to mean “people who disagree with my belief”...
Not entirely sure how political system is meant to do its job of mediating sustainable democratic compromise in such circumstances...

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 14, 2017

New Prime Minister Installed

Paddington Bear dropped by Downing Street this afternoon to attend the No 10 children's Christmas party! pic.twitter.com/jA2f0gfj5V

— UK Prime Minister (@Number10gov) December 11, 2017

I, for one, welcome our new bear overlord!

Labour's Strategic Investment Board - A Clusterfuck Waiting To Happen!

if you like complicated charts here is a McDonnell adviser explaining Labour's new Strategic Investment Board pic.twitter.com/fYZsENZMF3

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) December 11, 2017

Jared O'Mara Has Gone AWOL

Where Are Ya O'Mara? https://t.co/W07HtbvFjF pic.twitter.com/kmTcKTxVIO

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) December 6, 2017

Miliband Nails It - For Once!

What an absolutely ludicrous, incompetent, absurd, make it up as you go along, couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery bunch of jokers there are running the government at the most critical time in a generation for the country.

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) December 5, 2017

Had he written and spoken half as elegantly when he was leading Labour, they might have won the election all those years ago!

Trump Unifies Parliament

Kudos to Trump, he has unified Parliament in a manner unseen since Hitler tried to blitz us!

Trump Has Isolated Himself and His Country

Feels like a pivotal historic moment as MPs on all sides of the Commons line up to call Trump "stupid", "racist or incompetent", "fascist" and so on: consequences could be far-reaching.

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) November 30, 2017

When Hatred Burns Itself!

If you want to know how thick Britain First are, they're openly calling their own messages hate messages. https://t.co/oJFNsY7ACK

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) November 29, 2017

Bercow Comes Out - Admits He Voted Stay

Parliamentary rules: “The Speaker is the chief officer and highest authority of the House of Commons and must remain politically impartial at all times … on election the Speaker must resign from their political party and remain separate from political issues even in retirement.” https://t.co/1liSGVUDE0

— Christopher Hope 📝 (@christopherhope) November 28, 2017

Emma Dent Coad Appears To Be "Unwell"

Now Emma Dent Coad Calls Theresa May Ugly: https://t.co/ftVD1eqfTr pic.twitter.com/OU70t4EBaL

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) November 26, 2017

The Cult of Corbyn Shows Its True Nature!

I called out Corbyn for his disgusting Srebrenica denial and in return his followers have branded me a bitch, whore, moron, mentally retarded and much more over the past 24hrs. A very charming cult.

— Julie Lenarz (@MsJulieLenarz) November 23, 2017

Money Money Money

Tories raise more money than all the other parties combined last quarter... pic.twitter.com/jfg134BjOt

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) November 23, 2017

The Rise of The Maybots

the GMB has made some "Maybots" and they're kind of stylish frankly pic.twitter.com/qDOaFNopb8

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) November 21, 2017

Labour MP Draws Tory Hanging From Tree

Even by today's low standards of politics, Emma Dent Coad MP (Labour Kensington) has scrapped the bottom of the barrel. Not content with her racist abuse the other day, she has now taken to drawing a man hanging from the Tory tree logo on her blog.

Pretty shitty, by anyone's standards!

Labour's Racist Instincts

https://t.co/0yNCglfnhE

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) November 14, 2017

Christmas Is Coming!

Matt's take... pic.twitter.com/VeGNybE24W

— Lord Ashcroft (@LordAshcroft) November 8, 2017

Not Sitting Priti

Priti Patel has been ordered home from Nairobi, seems her sacking is imminent.

Confirmed Patel en route back having been ordered home by the PM

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) November 8, 2017

No Cabinet Meeting Today

No Cabinet meeting today, because they all hate each other!

Free Tax Advice For Corbyn

1 The Queen does not have to pay tax, therefore she cannot avoid or evade something she doesn't have to pay.

2 HMRC stands for Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs, any tax paid by the Queen (voluntarily) is her paying herself.

3 HMRC have outsourced their property to Mapeley (DYOR)

4 Oh, and this....

Labour rent their London headquarters from a tax exempt property unit trust fund based offshore in Jersey: https://t.co/DWZ3FiHi0Z

— Alex Wickham (@WikiGuido) November 6, 2017

Politicians Hate Hypotheticals and Hindsight!

It’s bad enough when they refuse to discuss hypotheticals because they “haven’t happened” - what’s the excuse here? https://t.co/4835qnMyO0

— Marco Giannangeli (@marcogiann) November 6, 2017

A Question About Politics

Does politics attract reprobates, or does it create them?

Discuss.

What's Afoot?

In side No10 a meeting of top Tories with the PM is going on and has been happening for the last 5/6 work days I think we should be prepared for a huge change very soon, also I was under the impression it’s not done to have party meetings inside No10. New leader ?

— Political Pictures (@PoliticalPics) October 26, 2017

The Hypocrisy of The Left

If he wasn’t Labour then the left wing mob would be screaming blue murder.

It’s. That. Simple. https://t.co/fAefeBCK28

— Steven Winstone (@steven_winstone) October 24, 2017

Our New Vulcan Overlord

I, for one, welcome our new Vulcan overlord.

Young Labour - The Future Is Bleak

Young Labour today passed a motion calling for Labour to leave NATO, which included all these mistakes: pic.twitter.com/eFkP1JFRyn

— Alastair Thompson (@AlastairJT) October 15, 2017

To Drone, Or Not To Drone? That Is The Question!

Corbyn Won’t Say If He’d Have Droned Sally Jones https://t.co/EvRiXFhGtq

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) October 12, 2017

Purge The Treasury!

The Treasury has a dreadful record on Brexit. It backed the losing side & made very wrong forecasts for 2016-17. It still exudes pessimism.

— John Redwood (@johnredwood) October 12, 2017

F Off May

"We will become a nation that makes things again"
*letter 'f' falls off sign we made* pic.twitter.com/Tdi9ITv6BB

— James Felton (@JimMFelton) October 4, 2017

The auguries for her making a speech at next year's conference are not good!

May To Miss BoJo's Speech

Apparently The Prime Minister won't be in the hall to listen to Boris Johnsons' speech. Can't say I blame her 😸🙊 pic.twitter.com/3nPsjm20Vf

— Gladstone (@TreasuryMog) October 3, 2017

Labour's Delusional Bubble Burst

WATCH: Question Time Audience Laughs at Labour's Claim to Be "A Government in Waiting" https://t.co/0Y8YxTInqa pic.twitter.com/BaNvA77wNc

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 29, 2017

Labour War Gaming For Financial Catastrophe

Left-wing City types: Labour Treasury team wants your help war gaming financial scenarios. Contact @richardbarbrook https://t.co/KKNmf76Yjl

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) September 28, 2017

Labour Still In Denial Over Losing Election

Who won the general election? Bizarre this needs asking but the responses are classic #lab17 pic.twitter.com/u5iOX5T726

— Sebastian Payne (@SebastianEPayne) September 25, 2017

Antisemites Appear To Have Infested Labour

Calls to expel Jewish members from Labour cheered at conference | Jewish News https://t.co/sfNT0qAnXn

— Euan (@EuanPhilipps) September 26, 2017

Meanwhile In Cloud Cuckoo Land...

McDonnell confirms intention to nationalise rail, water and energy industries with "market value determined by parliament". #r4today

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 25, 2017

Boris Has Shot May's EU Fox

With his published vision for a post Brexit Britain, Boris has shot May's fox (her forthcoming Brexit speech this week).

I dare say she is hopping mad. However, it is a pity she had to employ Sir David Norgrove to do her dirty work for her!

Corbynistas Turn On Skinner

Corbynistas Call For "Scab" Skinner to Be Deselected: https://t.co/v4bTqo2Ubi pic.twitter.com/MXLOTAKUMd

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 12, 2017

The Corbynistas and Momentum eat their own!

I'm Henry The VIIIth I Am...

When did "Henry VIII powers" enter the UK political lexicon?
I blame Wolf Hall.

— Duncan Weldon (@DuncanWeldon) September 11, 2017

Guess Who's Coming To Brighton?

Guess who is invited to Labour conference? Only Maduro's Ambassador.... https://t.co/Z4egkjCfrn

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) September 6, 2017

Unite Does Irony

Unite Advertising "Self-Employed" Branch Manager Job: No National Insurance, Sick Pay or Holiday Pay https://t.co/UtYT3K2M0f

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 6, 2017

Corbyn Does Irony

Beneficiary of free market capitalism presented award by opponent of free market capitalism. #Corbyn #Stormzy #Irony #GQAwards pic.twitter.com/HNf55EemTF

— James Cleverly (@JamesCleverly) September 5, 2017

Advice To Corbyn - Avoidance Is Legal and Rational

Definition of tax avoidance:

"The process whereby an individual plans his or her finances so as to apply all exemptions and deductions provided by tax laws to reduce taxable income."

What rational person would not want to reduce his/her tax liability in order to better provide for his/her family?

The state is the enemy of the individual and the family.

May Lasts Forever?

PM in Japan tells my colleague @JasonFarrellSky "I'm in this for the long term" and "yes" she'll fight next election pic.twitter.com/xTCVtZZTK3

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) August 30, 2017

It seems the rumours that Theresa May will stand down are untrue, according to May.

Well she would say that, wouldn't she?

Labour Playing To The Gallery - More Days Off!

We hope you’re enjoying your #BankHoliday! RT if you’d like four more a year ↓ pic.twitter.com/mi1u2fmB4r

— The Labour Party (@UKLabour) August 28, 2017

BONG - The Most Important Event In Westminster This Year!

Lab MP Steve Pound wipes a tear (real he insist) as he hears last Big Ben bongs for 4 years. pic.twitter.com/6JBc6ZJ2WO

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) August 21, 2017

The Westminster bubble in all its glory!

The Bongs and Lights Are Going Out, Never To Be Rebonged In Our Lifetime

MPs to gather for Big Ben's bongs ahead of silencing https://t.co/vVdEPsvaoi

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) August 21, 2017

This bodes ill, coupled with tonight's partial eclipse we should be on alert for a major Black swan!

Women Know Their Place In Corbyn's Party

Tories - 2 women Prime Ministers
Labour - women keep the rain off the men. pic.twitter.com/4BNlXCOKva

— Gareth (@GarethSoye) August 17, 2017

Labour Will Purge Itself Into Oblivion

WATCH Muslim Labour Candidate: @SarahChampionMP is Brave Not Racist https://t.co/6CdYtl3o15 pic.twitter.com/4wNKUtZC7u

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) August 17, 2017

Meanwhile, In The Whitehouse..

£46M Garden Bridge Nixed By Khan

We are continuously updating our map database... #gardenbridge pic.twitter.com/aO73FbhJeQ

— A-Z Digital Mapping (@AZdigitalmaps) August 14, 2017

£46M of taxpayers' money down flushed down the Thames!

Labour Irony Alert - Nukes For Norks Not For Brits!

Jeremy your top adviser defended North Korea's nuclear weapons program, while you were trying to disarm Britain?? pic.twitter.com/iTBKfy5pph

— Chootchy Face (@chootchyface) August 10, 2017

Corbyn's Mate Purges The Opposition

Horrendous evidence coming out of #Venezuela

We have obtained footage of Maduro's uniformed and plain clothes police executing protestors.

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) August 7, 2017

Labour's Man In Caracas

Congratulations Mr President

WATCH: Corbyn Congratulates 'Dictator' Maduro in State TV Propaganda Broadcast https://t.co/VRXFkQqp6J pic.twitter.com/3ne3qHd32G

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) August 2, 2017

Corbyn Thanks His Supporters

"Hello, Glastonbury. I back hard Brexit and I will not write off all your student debt. Thanks for your votes, suckers" pic.twitter.com/S29zQwcMh6

— Benjamin (@screwlabour) July 25, 2017

The Ban On Diesel/Petrol Cars Pipe Dream

The Government will commit to banning the sale of all new diesel and petrol cars by 2040 in a bid to encourage people to switch to electric and hybrid vehicles.

This of course is nothing more than a pipe dream. More to the point there are easy ways around such bans, eg sell the new car as "second hand".

A Lying Politician, There's A First!

Shadow minister told "all those in early 20's with student debt" to "Vote Labour" to get debts written off: https://t.co/BGroxrdk9S pic.twitter.com/yTDnTktOWL

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 25, 2017

James Cleverly Nails It - Corbyn Won't Write Off Debt!

It's raining, Mrs C asked me to take the bins out, I said "I'll deal with it". I meant it in the Corbyn sense of the phrase, ie "no". https://t.co/XB4GiaRGUu

— James Cleverly (@JamesCleverly) July 23, 2017

Rees-Mogg Makes Bid For "Man's Man" Vote

https://t.co/vDnUG8FBGX
So THAT's how a busy dad of six holds down a high-powered career and keeps in shape. cc @manwhohasitall pic.twitter.com/SqbKbo6t6G

— Katie Martin (@katie_martin_fx) July 21, 2017

Vince Cable Wants To Fill Your Gaping Hole

"The Lib Dems will occupy your gaping hole." Best political slogan I've ever seen. https://t.co/4cPhFAjQBe

— Alan White (@aljwhite) July 20, 2017

Maybot Upgrade Soon

Boris Johnson has gone to Japan to update the Theresa Maybot pic.twitter.com/txAFxhmOq7

— Edward Hardy (@EdwardTHardy) July 20, 2017

Corbyn Forgets That Labour Run The NHS In Wales

Corbyn Deletes Tweet Attacking Labour-Run Welsh NHS: https://t.co/GtGNXXGutR pic.twitter.com/5Lbiv2jLDy

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 19, 2017

May Believes She Can Turn Things Around

Bump into Tory backbencher on Tube.'Why's May hanging on?'I ask.He says:'She thinks she can turn things around.'Random man beside us laughs.

— Tim Walker (@ThatTimWalker) July 17, 2017

Pressure Mounts For New Scottish Independence Referendum

New indyref trigger...

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/qnS1893wfE

— Agent P (@AgentP22) July 18, 2017

When Is A Promise Not A Promise?

Question: When is a promise not a promise?

Answer: When it is an "ambition"

Unsurprisingly Labour have admitted that their "promise" to cancel student debt was bollocks!

WATCH: Ashworth Confirms Labour Breaking Student Debt Promise https://t.co/RHy6WMgmNo pic.twitter.com/7e8o5MHx2z

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 17, 2017

Who Would Have Thought It?

Happy Mayversary - believe it or not the Tory lead over Labour is better now than when she became leader a year ago. pic.twitter.com/SwozsSJi2O

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 13, 2017

May's National Government

It would seem, based on an extract of the text of Theresa May's speech scheduled for tomorrow (published in the Guardian), that May is edging towards forming a national government.

"At this critical time in our history, we can either be timid or we can be bold.

We can play it safe or we can strike out with renewed courage and vigour, making the case for our ideas and values and challenging our opponents to contribute, not just criticise … In everything we do, we will act with an unshakable sense of purpose to build the better, fairer Britain which we all want to see."

Irrespective of the reaction of Labour and the Liberals, the Tories are not going to be best pleased with this idea!

Up The Workers!

Deputy Leader of the Labour Party, Tom Watson, is sitting in the Royal box at Wimbledon. Up the workers! pic.twitter.com/jSrIBX9iXp

— WireSpy (@wirespyuk) July 5, 2017

Quite logical really, given that Glastonbury mey be boycotted next year by comrade Corbyn.

Boris Caught With His Pants Down

Poor old Boris Johnson coming up short this morning as he starts his jog have problems keeping up his shorts - to much to bare this early !! pic.twitter.com/ihx2MlOPH5

— Political Pictures (@PoliticalPics) July 4, 2017

Is David Lammy A Racist?

I believe that no one should be judged on the colour of their skin, David Lammy appears to believe otherwise. https://t.co/Xo1sKA0gan

— David Vance (@DVATW) July 2, 2017

David Lammy on #Grenfell judge: "He is a white, upper middle class man who I suspect has never visited a tower block housing estate"

— Sophy Ridge (@SophyRidgeSky) July 2, 2017

Election KLAXON!

CCHQ Hiring Campaign Managers https://t.co/WYjGo1Y9ui pic.twitter.com/owcWurQpw7

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) June 29, 2017

Oh dear it seems that the Tories don't expect the current "strong and stable" government to be around for very long!

Hiring new campaign managers is all very well and good, but they will be of little use if the manifesto, leader of the day, interaction with the public etc are as crap as last time!

Corbyn's Movement - What History Teaches Us!

At #Glastonbury I spoke with thousands of people. Over 4 million have watched my speech online since. We're building a movement #ForTheMany. pic.twitter.com/s10U6yuTO8

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) June 27, 2017

History has shown what happens when certain individuals use "movements" to propel them to power!

The DUP Deal That Dare Not Speak Theresa's Name

The £1bn DUP deal is done and signed not by Theresa May, but by the Government chief whip Gavin Williamson.

For why?

May knows that her time as PM is not finite. When she goes, the deal can continue without being renegotiated.

To pre-plan one's own demise is sensible, wrt funerals and wills. However, in politics such pre planning becomes a self fulfilling prophecy!

Viscountess Monckton of Brenchley Nails It!

Telegraph letters page on classic form today pic.twitter.com/BRu2nBdXwj

— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 26, 2017

DUP Deal Sign Off Today

Theresa May's wait is nearly over. DUP leader Arlene Foster due in London today to sign deal to support minority Tory Government.

— Christopher Hope 📝 (@christopherhope) June 26, 2017

Corbyn Addresses The "Oppressed" Masses

Glastonbury is a festival for the wealthy and their offspring, says Ross Clark: Corbyn would clobber it: https://t.co/hBIOUnj5ua pic.twitter.com/8GumkVz8gB

— Fraser Nelson (@FraserNelson) June 24, 2017

 Let them eat humus!

The Queen Indulges In a Spot of Trolling

Old McDonnell Done For Incitement To Riot?

Hearing the Met have asked John McDonnell to go to Charring Cross Police station this afternoon at 4:30 pm re- Inciting Crowds to riot.

— Purpleline (@purpleline) June 21, 2017

Germans Troll May

The trolling force is strong today.
Ifo says the German economy is... "strong and stable" https://t.co/F22dNcCAu1 pic.twitter.com/uRw95ulOwy

— Katie Martin (@katie_martin_fx) June 20, 2017

The Ifo Institute for Economic Research is a Munich-based research institution. Ifo is an acronym from Information and Forschung (research). As one of Germany's largest economic think-tanks, it analyses economic policy and is widely known for its monthly Ifo Business Climate Index for Germany.

Corbynistas Spread Fake News

Corbynistas Share Fake Mail Front Page: https://t.co/FctWkJQp1m pic.twitter.com/49hqrVOmFq

— Media Guido (@MediaGuido) June 19, 2017

Corbyn Walks A Well Trodden Road

Corbyn and his Trot associates/enablers are more than prepared to the use the bones of the dead to provide the bedrock on their road to power.

This technique is far from unique, and has been used by many other dictators in the past.

Queen's Speech Slated For 21st June

Queen's Speech announced for next Wednesday

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) June 15, 2017

Enigmatic Farron

Tim Farron’s parting shot, as per the Independent:

“We are kidding ourselves if we think we live in a liberal and tolerant society.”

Now then, does he mean that his party couldn't tolerate him being a Christian, or that society couldn't tolerate him having non pc views?

May's Mexican Wave

Guys, this is Theresa May doing a Mexican wave. pic.twitter.com/AZyR2PmU3d

— Olly Barratt (@ollybarratt) June 13, 2017

A farewell wave perchance?

May Says Sorry!

Theresa May has apologised to the 1922 Committee (ie her backbenchers) and (on Friday morning last week) her campaign team for the ongoing clusterfuck.

She says she can fix it.

Now all she needs to do is apologise to the country!

Death By WhatsApp - Oh The Irony!

Conservative MPs are reportedly plotting the end of Theresa May via the very communication method she has campaigned against for so long - encrypted WhatsApp messages.

There's irony for you!

Back To 1922 For May

Theresa May faces a less than impressed 1922 Committee tonight; the members of which will politely put across their view that the election was not terribly well run or thought through, and that May's performance was somewhat lacking.

Well then....let's see what happens.