Boris Nicked?

Pro-tip: Don't hold your hands behind your back when you're taking a photo with a group of coppers 😏 pic.twitter.com/uo1Vk1W88y

— PC Dave Wise (@CopThatCooks) December 20, 2018

Martin Knight Nails It - #StupidWomanGate

Stupid man
Tells stupid lie
Over stupid remark
In stupid House
The End

— Martin Knight (@MartinKnight_) December 20, 2018

Corbyn Calls May a "Stupid Woman"

What do you think Jeremy Corbyn said about Theresa May at the end of their exchanges? Have a look pic.twitter.com/hhiBK7U564

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) December 19, 2018

Celeb Lookalike

Born on this day 1926: actor Stephen Lewis aka 'Blakey' in On The Buses pic.twitter.com/VBeCX46ZhP

— Balderdash (@notDcfcBoss) December 17, 2018

There Are More Things In Heaven and Earth...

YouGov: has CON lead up to 4

CON 40 (+2)
LAB 36 (-1)
LD 10 (=)
Changes vs 6th-7th Dec

— Mike Smithson (@MSmithsonPB) December 16, 2018

In reality if the poll had given "none of the above" as an additional option, that would have won hands down!

Nine Reasons Why May Must Remain PM

Via Private Eye. pic.twitter.com/IS5UE7a5Am

— Andrew Brooks (@taxbod) December 14, 2018

T-2000 Maybot Series

Cyberdyne Systems announces launch of T-2000 Maybot series pic.twitter.com/yuFo1zod7E

— Tim Price (@timfprice) December 13, 2018

Blue On Blue - 200 vs 117

This isn't over!

Tories Prepare Room For Confidence Vote

May's Fate To Be Announced at 9PM Tonight

The Kiss of Death - Cameron Backs May

I hope Conservative MPs will back the PM in the vote today. We need no distractions from seeking the best outcome with our neighbours, friends and partners in the EU.

— David Cameron (@David_Cameron) December 12, 2018

Some People Are Never Happy/Ready - The ERG Are A Shitshow

Brexiteers are furious about the decision to hold the 'no confidence' vote today. They had been led to believe it was Monday so they could prepare. One tells me: "It is an absolute outrage. Whether we end up with a change of leader we will end up with a change in 22 chairman."

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) December 12, 2018

It's On - Vote of Confidence In May Today

For Whom The Bell Tolls...

Touchdown in Berlin.

Greeted by msg from a now-ex May loyalist MP who won’t go on record but confirms a previously unrecorded (by us) 1922 letter:
"I supported Theresa May from Day 1, I also voted Remain, but I have now submitted my letter of 'no confidence' in her leadership” pic.twitter.com/gQa7ArjkMt

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) December 11, 2018

Is Bercow Biased?

Tories say Corbyn was heard telling Bercow, 'thank you for all your help' as he left the Commons chamber just now

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) December 10, 2018

Standby For Action - Emergency Cabinet Conference Call

Cabinet ministers put on standby for emergency conference call with PM in next half hour

— Jason Groves (@JasonGroves1) December 10, 2018

Gove Plagiarises Howe's Resignation Speech (The Brought Down Thatcher)

Michael Gove says that defeat in Brexit vote would be equivalent to ‘breaking cricket bat before the Captain goes to the crease’

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) December 10, 2018

Tories In Open Revolt

Wow! First real evidence of Tory grassroots fury over the #Brexit deal.
Exclusive. Tory Association Chairmen protest against the “misuse of Party funds” on “propaganda campaign” backing the deal | Conservative Home https://t.co/MeXGh3GUhI Great story by @wallaceme

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) December 7, 2018

To make it absolutely clear, Theresa May is the wrong person, with the wrong personality, in the wrong job at the wrong time!

Shami Doesn't Get Democracy

Shami Chakrabati says #TheresaMay should resign if she loses vote next Tuesday "because that is democracy". 😂. Says a woman who's never won a single vote from a single member of the electorate & yet sits in Parliament and in the Shadow Cabinet of Her Majesty's Opposition #bbcqt

— Liz Kershaw (@LizKershawDJ) December 6, 2018

Sajid and Andrea Invite You To Drinkies

The smallest thing can start the biggest rumour pic.twitter.com/CWH4o7zp3G

— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) December 6, 2018

Who's Next To Lead The Tories?

If there were a Tory leadership election in the next few weeks, which of these four would you vote for?

— Iain Dale (@IainDale) December 5, 2018

May Eats With The Members, For The First Time in 10 Years

A sign of dire straits: the PM had dinner in Members’ Dining Room tonight - the first time she’s been seen in there for 10 years. An unimpressed Tory MP: “She didn’t know what to do, or where to get her food. I’ve never seen anything more desperate”.

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) December 3, 2018

Thatcher lost the vote by ignoring the tea rooms, May might have remembered that at the very last minute hence her eating with the troops.

It is of course too little, too late.

Theresa May Will Still Have A Job In a Fortnight

Brutal question for May from Schofield- ‘will you still have a job in two weeks time?’ pic.twitter.com/NfUJque0KI

— Julian Druker (@Julian5News) December 3, 2018

Rabbi Corbyn's Latest Convert

Margaret Hodge, collecting Speech of the Year award: “My father tried to make me Jewish and failed. The local rabbi tried to make me Jewish and failed. It took the Leader of the Labour Party to do that” #SpecAwards

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) November 28, 2018

Cabinet Resignation of The Year

Cabinet Resignation of the Year, shared by Dominic Raab and David Davis - ⁦⁦@FraserNelson⁩: “The first 2 Brexit Secretaries of 2018” #SpecAwards pic.twitter.com/cSjgWkaYB1

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) November 28, 2018

Politicians definitely have some screws loose, grinning over an award for resigning is nothing to be proud of!

May Judges Public's Mood Correctly

Some really interesting results in Survation poll today re: attitudes to the Brexit deal:
- Voters support the deal 41%-37% - a huge +10 swing from 2 weeks ago
- Voters, incl. plurality of Leavers + Remainers, want MPs to vote for the deal (Leavers 48-36; Remainers 46-38)

— Dom Walsh (@DomWalsh13) November 28, 2018

Bizarrely, May might have actually judged the public's mood correctly (for once); namely that people are fed up/despairing over the continued uncertainty, and need this to be settled so that they can move on with their lives.

Unfortunately, May's deal (if it does pass) is but one step forward on a very long and winding road!

Theresa May Doesn't Believe Treasury's Forecasts

This is what Theresa May told me on Monday about today's Brexit forecasts. Basically, don't trust them, especially if they say staying in the EU is better than my deal. I wonder if @HMTreasury agrees with her? pic.twitter.com/S1vV5a0zGi

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) November 28, 2018

She is of course correct, Treasury forecasts are bollocks!

Trump's Backing Boris

Trump is openly gunning for a no-deal Brexit and for a populist like Boris Johnson or Rees-Mogg to finish off Theresa May. This is full Bannonism. Not the behavior of an ally.

— Edward Luce (@EdwardGLuce) November 26, 2018

The Proxy General Election Has Begun!

It's like a general election campaign all over again. Leave Means Leave launches new poster. #Brexit pic.twitter.com/agiuftBL58

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) November 27, 2018

The "People's" Shadow Chancellor - So Long As They Don't Vote Tory

McDonnell: I Couldn't Be Friends With a Tory https://t.co/BRMCzscxQa pic.twitter.com/TcLqDfkJdz

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) November 22, 2018

Is Andrew Bridgen As Thick As Mash? - Thread

Oh dear. I have grave news. I seem to have accidentally brought down the government. Or at least chipped away at its majority.

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) November 21, 2018

Larry Nails It!

Current state of UK politics:
Government so inept it’s lost the DUP votes that have been propping it up.
Opposition so inept that despite the Government not having a majority the Government still won a vote last night.
Backbenchers so inept they can’t count to 48.

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) November 20, 2018

Corbyn Is Delusional

The EU have said you can’t have the exact same benefits outside the EU as being in.

Corbyn: Well, it’s a view - we have a different view. #Ridge pic.twitter.com/w9Ydo4lJ3d

— Ben (@Jamin2g) November 18, 2018

It's On!

ERG Advises MPs To Send In Letters https://t.co/Rs3PBISVZs pic.twitter.com/capiS5C5oI

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) November 15, 2018

May's Statement To Be Delayed

Cabinet is expected to continue until 7PM, therefore May's statement will be delayed.

May To Speak To The People

REUTERS: BREXIT: DOWNING STREET OFFICIAL SAYS PM MAY EXPECTED TO MAKE STATEMENT OUTSIDE HER OFFICE FOLLOWING CABINET MEETING APPROX 1700 GMT
(Reuters alerts always in caps)

— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) November 14, 2018

David Delusional Davis

David Davis - tipped as a successor to Theresa May - tonight: "This is the moment of truth ... Cabinet and all Conservative MPs should stand up, be counted and say no to this capitulation." #BrexitDeal https://t.co/3H01SZ7g09

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) November 13, 2018

Whilst Davis may well be right about May's plan, and whilst it is also quite possible she will fail and be kicked out of office, his belief (or rather his media chum's belief) that he will be leader is a bit of a stretch!

Bercow Doesn't Get Irony

Bercow to Host Parliamentary Anti-Bullying Event https://t.co/NxHdzJjSf2 pic.twitter.com/40V8N1eXBZ

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) November 13, 2018

Another Week Where May's Job Hangs In The Balance

John Whittingdale: “If the deal doesn’t get through Parliament it is almost impossible to see how she can continue.”

— Harry Cole (@MrHarryCole) November 11, 2018

....and yet, despite all the predictions that she will go, she clings on to power and doesn't even seem to be enjoying it!

The Future Home Secretary

Future Home Secretary. pic.twitter.com/ALIntzYWPF

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) November 6, 2018

David Cameron Has Become Delusional

Excl: David Cameron tells friends he’d like a return to frontline politics, and fancies Foreign Secretaryhttps://t.co/AhEfFG93T6

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) November 1, 2018

How Did Labour Get Itself Into This Mess?

Police have launched a criminal investigation into allegations of anti-Semitic hate crimes within the UK Labour Party https://t.co/VDZoUyR45k

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) November 2, 2018

Government Admits Transport Infrastructure Is Shite

Jeremy Wright says that Tracey Crouch is absent from DCMS questions because she's on the way back from the US and it seemed 'unwise' to rely on public transport or roads to get her in on time

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) November 1, 2018

General Election Alert!

In Oslo the PM says she is emphatically not preparing for another general election

— Ben Wright (@BBCBenWright) October 30, 2018

Labour Backs Tory Budget

Shadow Chancellor @johnmcdonnellMP tells @BBCr4today he won't oppose Tory promise of £2.7 billion income tax cut as it will inject demand into economy. Labour backing tax cuts as Tories pledge to end austerity. Interesting times

— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) October 30, 2018

It should also be remembered that labour are backing Brexit, which means there is no Opposition party at the moment!

Nuance Dear Boy, Nuance! - #Budget2018

Whereas May said it was over...

Who Used To Be Home Secretary?

We have published our report on 'Policing for the future'. Read the report and more here:https://t.co/dugsvYhrZV

— Home Affairs Committee (@CommonsHomeAffs) October 24, 2018

"Policing is suffering from a complete failure of leadership from the Home Office, especially on responding to new and changing crimes."

The Shitshow Is Imploding!

via GIPHY

Andrew Bridgen claims that No 10 was behind the comments about sticking a knife into the PM and bringing a noose to the '22. Eh?

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) October 24, 2018

Priority Seating For The Privileged

Northern Line this morning, Sir Keir Starmer in a priority seat obviously, pic.twitter.com/w1nDJCpMRM

— Eye Spy MP (@eyespymp) October 23, 2018

May Will Go On, and On, and On!

"Sometimes I think Mrs May could be ousted tomorrow. Other times I think my great-great-grandchildren will awake to the news that Mrs May has just negotiated a 95th extra year for the transition period" @MichaelPDeacon speaks for all hacks

— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) October 23, 2018

Downing Street In Full Bunker Mode

EXCLUSIVE: Theresa May today held 1½ hour conference call with Cabinet in bid to shore up support

I'm told it didn't go well:

* Esther McVey said she was 'devastated' by plans
* Sajid Javid asked PM if she had 'explicitly threatened' EU with no dealhttps://t.co/SkWxM5WNf6

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) October 21, 2018

This will not end well!

Question For Theresa May

Why the hell are you still hanging around in Brussels?

Whilst the cat's away...

David Davis will be installed as temporary leader, if you don't sort yourself out.

Cri de Coeur - Liz Truss Take Note!

In order for the UK to face down the darkness of the ongoing Brexit "negotiations" with a degree of calmness and fortitude, it needs a leader/government that displays leadership, fortitude and competence!

We changed Prime Minister when facing a Nazi invasion, now we can't even change Speaker!

Theresa May's Problems

Theresa May's problems, & by definition the UK's problems, are that 1 She is indecisive & 2 She has no majority mandate to negotiate. Hence no one knows what she wants, because she doesn't know herself; even if she did she wouldn't be able to carry the Tories/parliament with her.

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) October 18, 2018

Labour Loves Bercow

Not stunned by much in politics. But pro-Bercow Labour saying Speaker's anti-Brexit role trumps bullying report is just jaw-dropping.

— Iain Martin (@iainmartin1) October 16, 2018

Universal Credit Rollout Delayed

BBC News - Universal credit rollout delayed yet again https://t.co/HVq7jdx5T4

— Guy Smith (@GuySmithtax) October 16, 2018

A rare display of commonsense from this government!

Austerity Is Over!!!!!!!!!

When Theresa May announced, in her recent conference speech that austerity was over, many in the media and politics dismissed it as BS.

However, I refer you to the news on the BBC today that say senior judges in England and Wales could be set for pay rises of up to 32% if recommendations made by the Senior Salaries Review Body are accepted.

The move aims to address low morale among judges and to compensate them for changes to their pension scheme.

The recommendations would see a High Court judge receive an additional £60,000 a year.
Crown Court judges would receive a 22% rise - taking them to £165,000 - and district judges would get an 8% rise.

Clearly austerity is definitely over, as there is no way judges would get such a stonking pay rise if others in the public sector didn't as well!

"No Vacancy" - But Here Are The Rules!

Lots of wild and loose talk about leadership moves. There is no vacancy. However, on a technical point, if a vacancy did arise process need not take more than 2 working weeks - 4 days in Commons (if needed) and 6 days with membership - does not need to be an overly long process

— Mark Pritchard MP (@MPritchardUK) October 11, 2018

The Duplicitous DUP

This is extraordinary. In the event the DUP vote down the budget: “No10 sources also insisted the move would be a clear breach of the Tory-DUP confidence and supply agreement – meaning Ulster would also have to pay back its £1bn bonus from the government.” https://t.co/cgQiIiunRV

— Labour Whips (@labourwhips) October 11, 2018

Sadly, because of Theresa May's disastrous decision to call and election and then botch it, the country is being run by government propped up by the DUP (who demanded £1BN for their support).

Now that things are hotting up wrt Brexit, the DUP is relishing its position of "power broker", or more accurately in this case "power destroyer", and is threatening to vote against the Budget if their Brexit "red lines" are crossed.

The DUP claim to want to be treated as the same as the rest of the UK. This is all very well, noble and commendable. However, when it comes to other laws (eg abortion) the DUP are "strangely" reluctant to follow the UK's lead.

Inevitably, as could have been predicted when the confidence and supply deal was brokered by May, this particular house of cards looks like it is about to come crashing down to earth.

As and when it does, I will be most fascinated to see how May gets the £1BN back!

American Curse of Paid Protesters Infects The UK

Hats off to Steve Coogan, Patrick Kielty, Ian McEwan, Alastair Campbell, Eddie Izzard, Sir Patrick Stewart and Delia Smith who are on the list of sponsors to help pay for protesters to travel to London for the anti-Brexit #PeopleVoteMarch on October 20th.https://t.co/xaisBP7SSp

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) October 9, 2018

Tories Whipping Labour MPs

Such is the bizarre state of British politics, that we have finally crossed through the looking glass, and are now in a world where Tory ministers are in talks with aaround 25 Labour MPs to secure Theresa May's widely despised Chequers Brexit deal.

Seemingly the Government’s whips’ office has spent recent months making contact with the MPs, as a back-up option for when May’s Brexit deal is put to a vote in Parliament in early December.

Methinks certain Tories will not be best pleased by this!

The End of "Austerity"?

May will have to find at least an extra £20billion to spend on public services to fulfil her pledge that austerity is over, according to the head of the Institute for Fiscal Studies.

Paul Johnson said even that amount of additional funding “won’t feel particularly generous” and would almost certainly have to be found through borrowing because the Government would “really struggle to get tax rises through” Parliament.

Basically, Theresa May shrouded her "end of austerity" in the cloak of "a good Brexit".

The reality is that we have, at this stage, no way of knowing if there will be a "good Brexit" and what, exactly, she means by an end to "austerity".

May has no grounding/understanding in finance/economics so it is very doubtful that she understood what she mean either!

Dancing Queen - The Flame Is Always Brightest Just Before It Fades

Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May dances to ABBA’s ‘Dancing Queen’ as she begins her #CPC18 speech. Watch live: https://t.co/qk6dnjonGk pic.twitter.com/rgcyOIoitb

— Reuters TV (@ReutersTV) October 3, 2018

At This Rate, The Other Bloke Will Win!

Ominous for the PM? Security guard at Tory conf tells me: "I saw the telly last night and her speech sounds like she's talking about *more* years of austerity. Oh yeah that's really want we want isnt it? If she keeps that up, the other bloke is going to win."

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) October 3, 2018

Not In The National Interest To Have General Eelection Yet

"It is not in the national interest to have a general election" - PM Theresa May tells @BBCBreakfast https://t.co/CNATObuLrV pic.twitter.com/2t9s6sKejY

— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) October 2, 2018

She is correct.

However, neither is in the national interest that she continues to be Prime Minister once the Brexit deal has been done, or walked away from.

EU Not The Same As The Soviet Union

BREAKING NEWS: UK prime minister Theresa May says the EU is not the same as the Soviet Union.

— Jamie McGeever (@ReutersJamie) October 2, 2018

Boris Trolls May

Boris Johnson has been snapped running through fields near his home. But was he also attempting to "troll" the PM, who famously said her naughtiest moment was running through fields of wheat as a child? 🤔https://t.co/374yaknYNn pic.twitter.com/utHH50Jmqn

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) October 1, 2018

Boo Boris!

‘Anyone But Boris’ group of Tory MPs plan to boo him at conference Brexit rally on Tuesday;https://t.co/eEpNeJk5DV

— Tom Newton Dunn (@tnewtondunn) September 30, 2018

How very childish!

Tories Increase Lead Over Labour

TMay's Tories move to 6% lead with YouGov
CON 42%
LAB 36%
LD 11%

— Mike Smithson (@MSmithsonPB) September 27, 2018

It shows how bad the state of things are in the UK, when the worst government in living memory (and I do remember a few!) manages to increase its lead over the opposition.

That being said, Labour should not be too downhearted, if the Tories go into the next election with May as leader she will undoubtedly erase the lead PDQ!

Hammond Is Financially Illiterate

As per The Spectator:

"There are some in the cabinet who still loathe Brexit and regard Chequers as the UK’s opening offer. Philip Hammond, the Chancellor, is expected to push to stay in the customs union and makes no attempt to disguise his concerns about Brexit. 

In cabinet meetings this week, he complained that a restaurant in his Surrey constituency can’t hire enough staff to wait all the tables — proof, he said, that the UK needed low-skilled immigration. 

But as one exasperated cabinet minister put it to me afterwards, it didn’t seem to have occurred to the Chancellor that maybe the restaurant should just pay its staff more. And that the balance of power between workers and low-wage businesses might be precisely why so many voted for Brexit in the first place."

Philip, economies are not just supply sided they are also demand driven. Market forces will sort out the imbalance of low skilled EU workers, one way or another! 

Labour MP Calls For General Strike

Er, blimey. Labour MP Laura Smith calls for general strike to bring down this government. https://t.co/NzDwRVWDIo

— Jess Brammar (@jessbrammar) September 26, 2018

Some MPs clearly don't get or like democracy!

Labour's Fake Teacher

Half-a-million views today for this #Lab18 speech by #SionRickardpic.twitter.com/kia90j25lf

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 24, 2018

Seemingly his LinkedIn profile claims he is a poet and musician, but not a teacher. Oddly, the profile has now disappeared and he has deleted his Twitter account!

Labour's Cunning Plan!

New Labour policy.
Labour MPs will vote down May deal, cos it fails six tests, push for GE, fail to get one, and then campaign for a public vote in which the choice is solely between the May deal that Labour has already rejected and no deal/Armageddon.
What an offer.

— Patrick Wintour (@patrickwintour) September 24, 2018

The Spoils of Socialism - For The Few, Not The Many!

President Maduro Feasts with #SaltBae as Venezuelans Flee Starvation https://t.co/su6VZ9d2gf pic.twitter.com/0DKgxt40TD

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 18, 2018

The End is Night For May?

When the Tory leadership election comes you get the feeling it will be a mercy for her in some ways. https://t.co/3BXLQeJLlM

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 17, 2018

Wargames

NEW Extraordinary reports of open plotting against the PM at a meeting of the European Research Group of Tory MPs today. One source says there were 50 Tory MPs in the room "just discussing the matter openly"and "wargaming" how to get rid of the Prime Minister.

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) September 11, 2018

Wargames are all well and good in a room filled with your chums, but they tend to go off piste when the "game" element is removed!

Corbyn Abolished - Problem Solved!

Corbyn's Constituency Abolished https://t.co/gC7Tnmy2dd

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 10, 2018

Back On The Market

Government Changes Its Mind

Class II National Insurance contributions would not now be abolished in this Parliamenthttps://t.co/YK5u6R7kUK

Govt worked out that it would be stupid to do so

Often better to research things before you make announcements #justsaying

— Elaine Clark (@cheapaccounting) September 6, 2018

UKIP To Offer Racist ex BNP Drug Dealer Membership?

UKIP Considering Giving Tommy Robinson Membership https://t.co/nTbFeP6rVx pic.twitter.com/mTSGyW55gW

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 6, 2018

UKIP dragging itself further into the mire!

May To Make Emeregency Statement To Parliament Today

May to make emergency statement to parliament - Times https://t.co/z9md7Z1Afs pic.twitter.com/8p7CafREzK

— Reuters UK (@ReutersUK) September 5, 2018

It will be an update about the Russian assassinations/murders in Salisbury.

Corbyn Hiding From The Facts of Life

The Times reports that Jeremy Corbyn has been summoned for a personal briefing by the head of MI5 on the terrorist threat to Britain amid questions about his approach to national security.

Andrew Parker, the director-general of the Security Service, is expected to give the Labour leader a “full briefing” on the threat from Islamists in Britain and Isis jihadists returning from the Middle East to plot atrocities on home soil.

The MI5 boss also wants to prime Corbyn on the extent of hostile Russian espionage activity and the growing threat from far-right extremists.

Corbyn had been asked to attend the briefing yesterday, but he has had an attack of cold feet and postponed it.

Labour Is Losing Its Mind!

At the Labour IHRA protest a man with a Palestinian flag is playing the theme tune to the 1970s children's TV show Mr Benn on a glockenspiel pic.twitter.com/7UiX82vyU8

— Michael Deacon (@MichaelPDeacon) September 4, 2018

Jeremy Gammon Vents His Spleen at The BBC

Corbyn Loses Temper With BBC Again https://t.co/0HcYwwrm1M

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) September 3, 2018

Number 10 Slaps Down Boris

No10 issues firmest ever smackdown of Boris. "No new ideas in this article" country needs "serious leadership with a serious plan". "She's a serious Prime Minister".

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) September 3, 2018

MPs Come Back From Hols

Our beloved MPs have returned from their holidays and Parliament resumes today.

Be still my beating heart!

Labour's Lurch To The Extreme Left

Remarkable that Field is being called "far right", what kind of people are infesting Labour these days?? https://t.co/6giPehssTF

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) August 31, 2018

Militant was purged in the 80's, Momentum needs to be purged too!

Channel 4 Should Read This

Lost of tosh being said in regard of Thatcher and Sourh Africa tonight - the fact is, she was a huge enemy of apartheid #Newsnight pic.twitter.com/b6CItdYJuo

— Stephen Canning (@EssexCanning) August 29, 2018

A Cretinous Line of Questioning From Channel 4

Theresa May here, repeatedly refusing to say whether she agreed with Margaret Thatcher that Nelson Mandela was a terrorist pic.twitter.com/F5mOpeMVBA

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) August 28, 2018

Gerry Adams etc were once terrorists, they are now part of the mainstream political process in Northern Ireland. Harking back to the Thatcher government's stance in the 80's is irrelevant, circumstances have move on considerably since then.

Theresa May Rehearses For Her Next Career Move To Strictly Come Dancing

PM in Africa (Dubstep Remix) pic.twitter.com/lnMmdRIVNU

— Minister of Memes (@ministerofmemes) August 28, 2018

Advice To Rosie Duffield MP

Kimono No No https://t.co/xKFbNILOsm pic.twitter.com/1M8dkl0p8i

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) August 23, 2018

- Boycott the Mikado!

- Tell non Croatians to stop wearing ties (the tie has been appropriated from Croatia)

- Stop wearing skirts (these were appropriated from Armenia) etc.

Corbyn Wants To Teach Zionists a Lesson In Irony

I hereby expose Corbyn saying 'Zionists' have 'no sense of English irony' and need to be taught 'lessons, which we could perhaps help them with'. This was a conference alongside many extremists, advertised by Hamas' propaganda website. https://t.co/OdXjqEqTtI

— Jake Wallis Simons (@JakeWSimons) August 23, 2018

Hammond Is a Loose Cannon

Philip Hammond’s letter warning of no deal Brexit risk was NOT cleared by Downing Street.

No 10 & Raab are furious, Telegraph understands.

Govt source: ‘This was a deliberate intervention by Philip, he knew exactly what he was doing.’

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) August 23, 2018

Gavin's Barmy Army

I feel The Sun had a serious amount of fun making these graphics trashing Gavin Williamson's ideas for the military pic.twitter.com/PSv3J7K2ZZ

— Tom Knowles (@tkbeynon) August 23, 2018

A Proposal That Is Utter Bollocks!

Is it churlish to point out that ⁦@jeremycorbyn⁩’s closest advisers are posher than most BBC staff? pic.twitter.com/v1LakKx6wE

— Robert Peston (@Peston) August 22, 2018

Labour's In The Money

Electoral Commission figures show Labour turnover last year was about £10 million more than Conservatives. Labour are no longer a poor party.

— Michael Crick (@MichaelLCrick) August 22, 2018

Sir Patrick Stewart Warps Out of Labour

Sir Patrick Stewart, one of Labour’s most high-profile members, has abandoned the party he has supported for 73 years after saying he no longer knows “what it stands for”.

Make it so!

Theresa May's "Personality" Shone Through At A Young Age

Theresa May lost an election at school because “she lacked the personal appeal to win votes.”

Her opponent said “It was not hard to beat Theresa as she was not very charismatic.” pic.twitter.com/ShpODCChUI

— Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) August 15, 2018

MPs' Dilemma - Walk To Work or Have Speicial MP Only Lanes?

Presumably MPs would then have to walk to work. Or would they have a special access lane? https://t.co/2uYKkhLnJ5

— David O'Keeffe (@djokeeffe) August 15, 2018

Tories Turn On Themselves

Formal complaint also calls for investigations into Brandon Lewis, Anna Soubry and Ken Clarke. CCHQ announced that they were automatically investigating Boris after they received a complaint – will they be pursuing these with such public vigour as well? https://t.co/G843o4w6TU

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) August 15, 2018

Brandon Lewis and May have a lot to answer for by causing this.

Teatime!

via GIPHY

I'm going to stop using the c-word for a bit on here, as I have been over-using it recently. But before I do: the way he over-says "some tea" here, so absurdly convinced of his own lovable posh maverick-ness, is just unbelievably cunty. https://t.co/m0KbdqRity

— David Baddiel (@Baddiel) August 12, 2018

It is quite amazing how certain elements of "society" so loath certain politicians, and their views, that even the simple act of offering a cup of tea enrages them.

So much hatred and anger cannot be healthy.

I wonder what these people say/would do if someone were to lay a wreath for a group of terrorists?

Oh yes..absolutely fuck all!

Jeremy Gammon Shows Early Signs of Dementia

Tomorrow's METRO: “Corbyn: I Don’t Think I Laid A Wreath” pic.twitter.com/ZmFnR9LotS

— Carrie Symonds (@carriesymonds) August 13, 2018

Theresa May Joins Liberal Party

EXCLUSIVE: Conservative Party provokes new Eurosceptic backlash after asking associations to buy an 'utterly moronic' leaflet in 'Lib Dem yellow' supporting Prime Minister's Chequers plan https://t.co/onoYesyKPY pic.twitter.com/RjVmZaxjXp

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) August 13, 2018

Tea's Up! - #BurkaGate

"I have nothing to say about this matter except to offer you some tea..." @BorisJohnson greets the media armed with a tray of mugs amid burka row pic.twitter.com/5wknsuUBTH

— ITV News (@itvnews) August 12, 2018

He has more charm and charisma on his little finger than May has in her entire body and soul!

Rowan Backs Boris - #BurkaGate

Exc:

Rowan Atkinson backs Boris Johnson, calls letterbox comment funny and says he should not apologise https://t.co/D1atMrJmez

— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) August 9, 2018

Those who disagree with Mr Atkinson's views will have to communicate to him in the old fashioned way (by mail), as he doesn't have a Twitter account.

That of course means that many of the retards on the net who spew abuse at all and sundry will be somewhat stymied, as they cannot be arsed to get off their backsides to walk to the post office.

Tories Give Boris Massive PR Boost - #BurkaGate

Ex-UK foreign secretary Boris Johnson to be investigated by panel after complaints to Tory party over burka comments https://t.co/r027nO6hZr

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) August 9, 2018

#CurtsyGate

Theresa May curtsying to Prince William today and previous v low curtsies. I continue to be fascinated. pic.twitter.com/2znDAha8Zq

— Sophia Money-Coutts (@sophiamcoutts) August 8, 2018

#BurkaGate Reveals The Hypocrisy of Politicians

Retweeted Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes):

This was Anna Soubry on Question Time in 2013 after Ken Clarke called the burka a “bag”. She had no words of criticism for Clarke. Instead she backed him and said the burka is a “peculiar concept”.... https://t.co/xVVA3nPJAo

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) August 8, 2018

Politics In The UK Is Becoming Increasingly Intolerant

This in the United Kingdom... pic.twitter.com/txxbVKLWOJ

— Lord Ashcroft (@LordAshcroft) August 5, 2018

Chequers Is Toxic

Entire Cabinet's Ratings Plummet As Leadership Hopefuls Pay Price For Chequers https://t.co/MTKW8muKQX

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) August 2, 2018

BoJo Waits In The Wings For The Fall of May

Cripes! Boris triples his rating as he goes from fifth to first, to lead the @ConHome members survey for Tory leadership.https://t.co/VzR1b0ALXc pic.twitter.com/fWoGISgRgg

— Michael Savage (@michaelsavage) August 1, 2018

Advice To Jeremy Hunt (Foreign Secretary)

Your wife is Chinese, not Japanese!

Where Are Our Leaders?

The clusterfuck that is British politics today is symbolised by the two most useless people to lead the mainstream parties in history. Neither May nor Corbyn are fit to lead a party, let alone the country.

The voters know this, and would vote "for anyone but Corbyn or May". The trouble is there is currently no one for them to vote for, this makes for a very dangerous situation as political vacuums are often filled by very undesirable elements.

The solution?

Both Tories and Labour must ditch their respective leaders before it is too late.

Bragg Blames Jews - Corbynism = Facism

Billy Bragg: Jews "Have Work to Do" to Rebuild Trust With Labour https://t.co/UFJUedlsdN pic.twitter.com/UDjt2inz20

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 26, 2018

Leadsom's Leak Irony

Andrea Leadsom complained about leaks of Chequers minutes at yesterday's cabinet meeting, leakers reveal.

— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) July 24, 2018

We're All Going On a Summer Holiday

When MPs break up for their summer holidays on 24 July, please can they not bother coming back?

The country will be much better of without you!

The Jewish Chronicle Lays Into Jeremy Gammon

Damning from The JC pic.twitter.com/ONuq0xzOy3

— Carrie Symonds (@carriesymonds) July 18, 2018

Jeremy Gammon Can't Silence Hodge

This story is not going to go away - 👇 https://t.co/qrTYv5OnfZ

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) July 19, 2018

BoJo's Resignation Speech After PMQ

Boris Johnson’s resignation speech confirmed now for after #PMQs

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) July 18, 2018

Will it be a lion, or a mouse that roars?

A Government of National Unity

Calls for a government of national unity are very well and good, except:

1 The national unity governments of the 1930's failed and led to war.

2 The main political parties are at war with themselves.

3 The last government of national unity had Chamberlain has its leader, and failed.

We need a Churchill, not a school mistress or aged anti-semite leading us, thus ruling out the need for a third rate government of national unity.!

Jeremy Gammon Given a Bollocking

EXCLUSIVE: Jeremy Corbyn was told to his face 'you're a fucking anti-semite and a racist' by a Jewish Labour MP tonight. https://t.co/CjjrPAPiKn

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 17, 2018

Cable Saves May

LibDem source says @vincecable was “off the parliamentary estate at an important meeting” and his absence was “approved by LibDem whips” - because LibDems “didn’t expect vote to be close”. Shame in this age of social media there’s no way of staying in touch https://t.co/xVuzm25G6x

— Robert Peston (@Peston) July 17, 2018

MPs Can't Even Agree To Take an Early Holiday

Can’t believe after today am actually about to write this. There is already a rebellion brewing about voting against govt plan for early recess

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) July 16, 2018

The PPS's Are Revolting

BREAKING Scott Mann MP becomes the seventh member of the Government to quit over Theresa May's Chequers deal in the nine days since it was published https://t.co/OlFSrZONjb

— Christopher Hope (@christopherhope) July 16, 2018

Chequers May Be May's Poll Tax Moment

EXCLUSIVE: @BrandonLewis and @GavinBarwell hosting conference call today with senior Tory regional and area grassroots representatives to gauge anger at Chequers on the doorstep and among the grassroots https://t.co/r4wnIHpULl

— Mark Wallace (@wallaceme) July 15, 2018

Trump Endorses Boris For PM - With Friends Like These...

As per The Sun:

“He is a very talented guy. I was very saddened to see that he was leaving Government and I hope he goes back in at some point because… I think he is a great representative for your country. I think he’s got what it takes and I think he has got the right attitude to be a great Prime Minister.”

'Twas Ever Thus

None of The Above To Be Next Prime Minister

'None of the Above' is the Voters' Choice for PM https://t.co/3XpBI88RYN pic.twitter.com/hC3UYKJRB0

— Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 10, 2018