The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 28 April 2017

Happy #EdBallsDay

Thursday, 27 April 2017

Mugwumps United

Boris Johnson called Jeremy Corbyn a "mutton-headed mugwump", which is rather ironic given thta one year ago Nicholas Soames called Johnson a mugwump as well!

The dictionary definition is:
"A person who remains aloof or independent, especially from party politics." But as it rhymes with "chump", it can be used to mean "idiot""

Blair Sticks The Knife Into Labour

Wednesday, 26 April 2017

Is Nicola Sturgeon a Laughing Stock?

Nicola Sturgeon appears to be becoming 'laughing stock' over her claim that the general election is not linked to independence.

That at least is the view of Ruth Davidson (Leader of the Scottish Tories).

A laughing stock?

Surely not!

Elections of Yesteryear

Tuesday, 25 April 2017

Nuttall Bottles It

Monday, 24 April 2017

Commies Back Labour

Blair - The Sequel

Just when you thought it was safe, up pops Tony Blair advising people not to vote Labour but instead to vote Liberal Democrat or Tory where the candidate is not committed to a "hard Brexit".

For good measure Blair has also said he is considering returning to politics.

My advice is simple, stay where you are obviously doing the most good namely acting as a Middle East peace envoy.

Oh, wait....

Thursday, 20 April 2017

The BBC is Evil and Corbyn Is Donald Trump

Jeremy Corbyn's brother, Piers, has come out swinging in the first day of the general election campaign.

He has called the BBC "evil", and described Jeremy as being like Donald Trump.

Usually, towards the end of a gruelling campaign, people and parties start to go mad. Labour has decided to start insane in the hope that they will be normal by the end of the campaign.

Good luck with that then!

Wednesday, 19 April 2017

Labour Does Irony

Clegg Positions Himself To Takeover From Fallon After Forthcoming Election Drubbing

Tuesday, 18 April 2017

Tuesday, 11 April 2017

Oops! - Treasury Forgets To Mention Inflation

Monday, 10 April 2017

Wednesday, 5 April 2017

A Small Gesture Speaks Volumes

Kudos to Theresa May for this gesture.

Tuesday, 4 April 2017

When Is An Election Promise Not A Promise?

Question: When is an election promise not a promise?

Answer: When it is out of date!

Monday, 3 April 2017

Advice To Michael Howard Re Singeing The King of Spain's Beard

You are not Prime Minister, nor leader of the Tory Party; best not to pre emptively singe the King of Spain's beard or play with matches near his majesty!