The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 21 December 2018

Boris Nicked?

Thursday, 20 December 2018

Martin Knight Nails It - #StupidWomanGate

Wednesday, 19 December 2018

Corbyn Calls May a "Stupid Woman"

Monday, 17 December 2018

Celeb Lookalike

There Are More Things In Heaven and Earth...

In reality if the poll had given "none of the above" as an additional option, that would have won hands down!

Wednesday, 12 December 2018

Tories Prepare Room For Confidence Vote

May's Fate To Be Announced at 9PM Tonight

The Kiss of Death - Cameron Backs May

Some People Are Never Happy/Ready - The ERG Are A Shitshow

It's On - Vote of Confidence In May Today

Tuesday, 11 December 2018

For Whom The Bell Tolls...

Is Bercow Biased?

Monday, 10 December 2018

Standby For Action - Emergency Cabinet Conference Call

Gove Plagiarises Howe's Resignation Speech (The Brought Down Thatcher)

Friday, 7 December 2018

Tories In Open Revolt

To make it absolutely clear, Theresa May is the wrong person, with the wrong personality, in the wrong job at the wrong time!

Shami Doesn't Get Democracy

Thursday, 6 December 2018

Sajid and Andrea Invite You To Drinkies

Who's Next To Lead The Tories?

Tuesday, 4 December 2018

May Eats With The Members, For The First Time in 10 Years

Thatcher lost the vote by ignoring the tea rooms, May might have remembered that at the very last minute hence her eating with the troops.

It is of course too little, too late.

Monday, 3 December 2018

Theresa May Will Still Have A Job In a Fortnight

Thursday, 29 November 2018

Rabbi Corbyn's Latest Convert

Cabinet Resignation of The Year

Politicians definitely have some screws loose, grinning over an award for resigning is nothing to be proud of!

Wednesday, 28 November 2018

May Judges Public's Mood Correctly

Bizarrely, May might have actually judged the public's mood correctly (for once); namely that people are fed up/despairing over the continued uncertainty, and need this to be settled so that they can move on with their lives.

Unfortunately, May's deal (if it does pass) is but one step forward on a very long and winding road!

Theresa May Doesn't Believe Treasury's Forecasts

She is of course correct, Treasury forecasts are bollocks!

Tuesday, 27 November 2018

Trump's Backing Boris

The Proxy General Election Has Begun!

Wednesday, 21 November 2018

Is Andrew Bridgen As Thick As Mash? - Thread

Tuesday, 20 November 2018

Larry Nails It!

Monday, 19 November 2018

Corbyn Is Delusional

Wednesday, 14 November 2018

May's Statement To Be Delayed

Cabinet is expected to continue until 7PM, therefore May's statement will be delayed.

May To Speak To The People

David Delusional Davis

Whilst Davis may well be right about May's plan, and whilst it is also quite possible she will fail and be kicked out of office, his belief (or rather his media chum's belief) that he will be leader is a bit of a stretch!

Tuesday, 13 November 2018

Monday, 12 November 2018

Another Week Where May's Job Hangs In The Balance

....and yet, despite all the predictions that she will go, she clings on to power and doesn't even seem to be enjoying it!

Friday, 2 November 2018

David Cameron Has Become Delusional

How Did Labour Get Itself Into This Mess?

Thursday, 1 November 2018

Government Admits Transport Infrastructure Is Shite

Tuesday, 30 October 2018

General Election Alert!

Labour Backs Tory Budget

It should also be remembered that labour are backing Brexit, which means there is no Opposition party at the moment!

Thursday, 25 October 2018

Who Used To Be Home Secretary?

"Policing is suffering from a complete failure of leadership from the Home Office, especially on responding to new and changing crimes."

Wednesday, 24 October 2018

The Shitshow Is Imploding!


Tuesday, 23 October 2018

Priority Seating For The Privileged

May Will Go On, and On, and On!

Monday, 22 October 2018

Downing Street In Full Bunker Mode

This will not end well!

Friday, 19 October 2018

Question For Theresa May

Why the hell are you still hanging around in Brussels?

Whilst the cat's away...

David Davis will be installed as temporary leader, if you don't sort yourself out.

Thursday, 18 October 2018

Cri de Coeur - Liz Truss Take Note!

In order for the UK to face down the darkness of the ongoing Brexit "negotiations" with a degree of calmness and fortitude, it needs a leader/government that displays leadership, fortitude and competence!

We changed Prime Minister when facing a Nazi invasion, now we can't even change Speaker!

Theresa May's Problems

Wednesday, 17 October 2018

Labour Loves Bercow

Tuesday, 16 October 2018

Universal Credit Rollout Delayed

A rare display of commonsense from this government!

Friday, 12 October 2018

Austerity Is Over!!!!!!!!!

When Theresa May announced, in her recent conference speech that austerity was over, many in the media and politics dismissed it as BS.

However, I refer you to the news on the BBC today that say senior judges in England and Wales could be set for pay rises of up to 32% if recommendations made by the Senior Salaries Review Body are accepted.

The move aims to address low morale among judges and to compensate them for changes to their pension scheme.

The recommendations would see a High Court judge receive an additional £60,000 a year.
Crown Court judges would receive a 22% rise - taking them to £165,000 - and district judges would get an 8% rise.

Clearly austerity is definitely over, as there is no way judges would get such a stonking pay rise if others in the public sector didn't as well!

Thursday, 11 October 2018

"No Vacancy" - But Here Are The Rules!

The Duplicitous DUP

Sadly, because of Theresa May's disastrous decision to call and election and then botch it, the country is being run by government propped up by the DUP (who demanded £1BN for their support).

Now that things are hotting up wrt Brexit, the DUP is relishing its position of "power broker", or more accurately in this case "power destroyer", and is threatening to vote against the Budget if their Brexit "red lines" are crossed.

The DUP claim to want to be treated as the same as the rest of the UK. This is all very well, noble and commendable. However, when it comes to other laws (eg abortion) the DUP are "strangely" reluctant to follow the UK's lead.

Inevitably, as could have been predicted when the confidence and supply deal was brokered by May, this particular house of cards looks like it is about to come crashing down to earth.

As and when it does, I will be most fascinated to see how May gets the £1BN back!

Wednesday, 10 October 2018

American Curse of Paid Protesters Infects The UK

Monday, 8 October 2018

Tories Whipping Labour MPs

Such is the bizarre state of British politics, that we have finally crossed through the looking glass, and are now in a world where Tory ministers are in talks with aaround 25 Labour MPs to secure Theresa May's widely despised Chequers Brexit deal.

Seemingly the Government’s whips’ office has spent recent months making contact with the MPs, as a back-up option for when May’s Brexit deal is put to a vote in Parliament in early December.

Methinks certain Tories will not be best pleased by this!

Thursday, 4 October 2018

The End of "Austerity"?

May will have to find at least an extra £20billion to spend on public services to fulfil her pledge that austerity is over, according to the head of the Institute for Fiscal Studies.

Paul Johnson said even that amount of additional funding “won’t feel particularly generous” and would almost certainly have to be found through borrowing because the Government would “really struggle to get tax rises through” Parliament.

Basically, Theresa May shrouded her "end of austerity" in the cloak of "a good Brexit".

The reality is that we have, at this stage, no way of knowing if there will be a "good Brexit" and what, exactly, she means by an end to "austerity".

May has no grounding/understanding in finance/economics so it is very doubtful that she understood what she mean either!

Wednesday, 3 October 2018

Dancing Queen - The Flame Is Always Brightest Just Before It Fades

At This Rate, The Other Bloke Will Win!

Tuesday, 2 October 2018

Not In The National Interest To Have General Eelection Yet

She is correct.

However, neither is in the national interest that she continues to be Prime Minister once the Brexit deal has been done, or walked away from.

EU Not The Same As The Soviet Union

Monday, 1 October 2018

Boris Trolls May

Boo Boris!

How very childish!

Friday, 28 September 2018

Tories Increase Lead Over Labour

It shows how bad the state of things are in the UK, when the worst government in living memory (and I do remember a few!) manages to increase its lead over the opposition.

That being said, Labour should not be too downhearted, if the Tories go into the next election with May as leader she will undoubtedly erase the lead PDQ!

Thursday, 27 September 2018

Hammond Is Financially Illiterate

As per The Spectator:
"There are some in the cabinet who still loathe Brexit and regard Chequers as the UK’s opening offer. Philip Hammond, the Chancellor, is expected to push to stay in the customs union and makes no attempt to disguise his concerns about Brexit. 

In cabinet meetings this week, he complained that a restaurant in his Surrey constituency can’t hire enough staff to wait all the tables — proof, he said, that the UK needed low-skilled immigration. 

But as one exasperated cabinet minister put it to me afterwards, it didn’t seem to have occurred to the Chancellor that maybe the restaurant should just pay its staff more. And that the balance of power between workers and low-wage businesses might be precisely why so many voted for Brexit in the first place."
Philip, economies are not just supply sided they are also demand driven. Market forces will sort out the imbalance of low skilled EU workers, one way or another! 

Wednesday, 26 September 2018

Labour MP Calls For General Strike

Some MPs clearly don't get or like democracy!

Tuesday, 25 September 2018

Labour's Fake Teacher

Seemingly his LinkedIn profile claims he is a poet and musician, but not a teacher. Oddly, the profile has now disappeared and he has deleted his Twitter account!

Monday, 24 September 2018

Labour's Cunning Plan!

Tuesday, 18 September 2018

The End is Night For May?

Wednesday, 12 September 2018


Wargames are all well and good in a room filled with your chums, but they tend to go off piste when the "game" element is removed!

Friday, 7 September 2018

Government Changes Its Mind

Thursday, 6 September 2018

Wednesday, 5 September 2018

May To Make Emeregency Statement To Parliament Today

It will be an update about the Russian assassinations/murders in Salisbury.

Corbyn Hiding From The Facts of Life

The Times reports that Jeremy Corbyn has been summoned for a personal briefing by the head of MI5 on the terrorist threat to Britain amid questions about his approach to national security.

Andrew Parker, the director-general of the Security Service, is expected to give the Labour leader a “full briefing” on the threat from Islamists in Britain and Isis jihadists returning from the Middle East to plot atrocities on home soil.

The MI5 boss also wants to prime Corbyn on the extent of hostile Russian espionage activity and the growing threat from far-right extremists.

Corbyn had been asked to attend the briefing yesterday, but he has had an attack of cold feet and postponed it.

Tuesday, 4 September 2018

Labour Is Losing Its Mind!

Jeremy Gammon Vents His Spleen at The BBC

Monday, 3 September 2018

Number 10 Slaps Down Boris

MPs Come Back From Hols

Our beloved MPs have returned from their holidays and Parliament resumes today.

Be still my beating heart!

Friday, 31 August 2018

Labour's Lurch To The Extreme Left

Militant was purged in the 80's, Momentum needs to be purged too!

Wednesday, 29 August 2018

Channel 4 Should Read This

A Cretinous Line of Questioning From Channel 4

Gerry Adams etc were once terrorists, they are now part of the mainstream political process in Northern Ireland. Harking back to the Thatcher government's stance in the 80's is irrelevant, circumstances have move on considerably since then.

Friday, 24 August 2018

Advice To Rosie Duffield MP

- Boycott the Mikado!

- Tell non Croatians to stop wearing ties (the tie has been appropriated from Croatia)

- Stop wearing skirts (these were appropriated from Armenia) etc.

Corbyn Wants To Teach Zionists a Lesson In Irony

Hammond Is a Loose Cannon

Thursday, 23 August 2018

Gavin's Barmy Army

A Proposal That Is Utter Bollocks!

Wednesday, 22 August 2018

Labour's In The Money

Friday, 17 August 2018

Sir Patrick Stewart Warps Out of Labour

Sir Patrick Stewart, one of Labour’s most high-profile members, has abandoned the party he has supported for 73 years after saying he no longer knows “what it stands for”.

Make it so!

Thursday, 16 August 2018

Theresa May's "Personality" Shone Through At A Young Age

Wednesday, 15 August 2018

MPs' Dilemma - Walk To Work or Have Speicial MP Only Lanes?

Tories Turn On Themselves

Brandon Lewis and May have a lot to answer for by causing this.

Tuesday, 14 August 2018


It is quite amazing how certain elements of "society" so loath certain politicians, and their views, that even the simple act of offering a cup of tea enrages them.

So much hatred and anger cannot be healthy.

I wonder what these people say/would do if someone were to lay a wreath for a group of terrorists?

Oh yes..absolutely fuck all!

Jeremy Gammon Shows Early Signs of Dementia

Monday, 13 August 2018

Theresa May Joins Liberal Party

Tea's Up! - #BurkaGate

He has more charm and charisma on his little finger than May has in her entire body and soul!

Friday, 10 August 2018

Rowan Backs Boris - #BurkaGate

Those who disagree with Mr Atkinson's views will have to communicate to him in the old fashioned way (by mail), as he doesn't have a Twitter account.

That of course means that many of the retards on the net who spew abuse at all and sundry will be somewhat stymied, as they cannot be arsed to get off their backsides to walk to the post office.

Thursday, 9 August 2018

Tories Give Boris Massive PR Boost - #BurkaGate


Wednesday, 8 August 2018

#BurkaGate Reveals The Hypocrisy of Politicians

Thursday, 2 August 2018

Chequers Is Toxic

Wednesday, 1 August 2018

BoJo Waits In The Wings For The Fall of May

Monday, 30 July 2018

Advice To Jeremy Hunt (Foreign Secretary)

Your wife is Chinese, not Japanese!

Where Are Our Leaders?

The clusterfuck that is British politics today is symbolised by the two most useless people to lead the mainstream parties in history. Neither May nor Corbyn are fit to lead a party, let alone the country.

The voters know this, and would vote "for anyone but Corbyn or May". The trouble is there is currently no one for them to vote for, this makes for a very dangerous situation as political vacuums are often filled by very undesirable elements.

The solution?

Both Tories and Labour must ditch their respective leaders before it is too late.

Tuesday, 24 July 2018

Leadsom's Leak Irony

Monday, 23 July 2018

We're All Going On a Summer Holiday

When MPs break up for their summer holidays on 24 July, please can they not bother coming back?

The country will be much better of without you!

Wednesday, 18 July 2018

BoJo's Resignation Speech After PMQ

Will it be a lion, or a mouse that roars?

A Government of National Unity

Calls for a government of national unity are very well and good, except:

1 The national unity governments of the 1930's failed and led to war.

2 The main political parties are at war with themselves.

3 The last government of national unity had Chamberlain has its leader, and failed.

We need a Churchill, not a school mistress or aged anti-semite leading us, thus ruling out the need for a third rate government of national unity.!

Jeremy Gammon Given a Bollocking

Tuesday, 17 July 2018

Cable Saves May

MPs Can't Even Agree To Take an Early Holiday

Monday, 16 July 2018

The PPS's Are Revolting

Chequers May Be May's Poll Tax Moment

Friday, 13 July 2018

Trump Endorses Boris For PM - With Friends Like These...

As per The Sun:

“He is a very talented guy. I was very saddened to see that he was leaving Government and I hope he goes back in at some point because… I think he is a great representative for your country. I think he’s got what it takes and I think he has got the right attitude to be a great Prime Minister.”

Monday, 9 July 2018

For The Record - Theresa May

In my humble opinion Theresa May is the wrong person, with the wrong personality in the wrong job at the wrong time.

Friday, 6 July 2018

Sheepdog Deployed At Chequers

Thursday, 5 July 2018

November Election?

Monday, 2 July 2018

Theresa May Has Run Out of Ideas

Wednesday, 27 June 2018

Military Coup Underway In Britain

Picture source https://twitter.com/PoliticalPics/status/1011879930194546688

Thursday, 21 June 2018

Tories Break Manifesto Pledge - Tax Rises Coming!

A political party that breaks its manifesto pledge???

Surely not!

Wednesday, 20 June 2018

McDonnell Is Clueless!

Friday, 15 June 2018

Universal Credit Appears To Be Having "Teething" Problems!

Who would have thought it?!

Governments (no matter what political hue) never learn that "flagship policies" always sink.