The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Thursday, 28 April 2022

#PornGate Latest


Those of you wondering who the Tory MP is who has been watching porn in the Chamber (in full view of other MPs), will probably have to wait until Sunday before he is named in the press.

Wednesday, 27 April 2022

Boris To Privatise The Arse Off The Passport Office

 Boris has threatened to privatise the arse off the Passport Office, if it doesn't improve its performance.

Monday, 25 April 2022

The French Presidential Vote - Beware The Media Spin

Contrary to what those with little understanding of politics would have you believe, Macron's victory is not a crushing defeat for Le Pen.

She has been increasing her share of the vote in each Presidential election:

2021 - 20%

2017 - 34%

2022 - 41%

Friday, 22 April 2022

The Absurd Theatrics of #PartyGate


Yesterday Parliament approved a third probe into partygate, this time via the Privileges Committee.

Whilst Starmer and the media are doubtless feeling very smug about this, the wasting of more time debating and investigating what is already being investigated does the people of Britain no good whatsoever.

Those who want to hold the government's feet to the fire should be focussing on a whole host of issues that affect real people including, but not limited to:

- the absurdity of the lockdown/mask rules, and how they caused more harm than good

- inflation

- the war in Ukraine

- migration

- NHS backlog

- housing

- law and order

- education etc etc.

These are the issues that our "esteemed" parliamentarians ought to be focussing on, instead of the theatrics of partygate!

Thursday, 21 April 2022

The Hancock Diaries


Former Health Secretary Matt Hancock will be publishing his diaries later this year. 

The book (title TBC) will be based on “contemporaneous accounts” of the pandemic, and reveal “for the first time” the critical moments in the battle against COVID. 

He will be donating the royalties to NHS charities.

Irony Klaxon!


Wednesday, 20 April 2022

Ukraine Names Street After Boris


Away from the theatrics of Westminster, in a move guaranteed to antagonise certain sections of the British media and others, Ukraine has named a street after Boris.

The council in Fontanka, on the outskirts of Odesa, issued an order to rename Mayakovsky Street as "Boris Johnson Street" instead.

It stated: 

“The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is one of the most principled opponents of the Russian invasion, a leader in sanctions on Russia and defence support for Ukraine.

Rename Mayakovsky Street to Boris Johnson Street.”

The news was announced online by a council official who said: 

“We have new heroes.”

Tuesday, 19 April 2022

The Roll Call of Shame

Thursday, 14 April 2022

Come Fly With Me!


Boris will announce a new strategy today to try to break the people smuggling gangs of Calais.

Male economic migrants arriving in the UK, will be flown to Rwanda to have their applications processed.

As to whether this will break the people smuggling gangs, only time will tell. However, it does provide some "red meat" to those who have been wondering if this is a Conservative government.

Wednesday, 13 April 2022

Boris and Rishi Fined


Boris and Rishi received FPNs yesterday for the one event that they didn't actually expect to be fined for.

Not least because the Times reported on it the day after it occurred in 2020, without anyone so much as batting an eyelid!

Given the "methodology" and snail's pace of the Met, it is entirely possible that this won't be the only fine levied on Boris.

Tuesday, 12 April 2022

Monday, 11 April 2022

True Brit!


Friday, 1 April 2022

You Spin Me Round - U-Turn Within a U-Turn

The government is in chaos over its pledge to legislate against LGBT conversion therapy after performing two U-turns within the space of a few hours yesterday.