The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Thursday, 31 October 2019


UK opinion polls


Does he not remember that he blocked Brexit on numerous occasions?

Wednesday, 30 October 2019

General Election 12th December

After much unnecessary shenanigans, and changes of direction by various people and parties, Boris has got the election he desires for 12th December.

It will be a brutal battle, and Boris should be aware of the old adage be careful what you wish for.

Whatever the result, the UK will have a new government in place on Friday 13th December!

Tuesday, 29 October 2019

Election On

The Bill

The On/Off Election

The government failed to get a 2/3rds majority for a 12 December election last night.

Therefore today they are trying a again with a one line bill that just needs a simple majority.

Currently the dimwits in Parliament are arguing about whether it should be on the 9th, 11th or 12th.

Meanwhile the country continues to stagnate!

Monday, 28 October 2019

Labour Won't Vote For an Election

Friday, 25 October 2019

Government To Go On Strike

Boris has decided that enough is enough, and has stated that he will try to call a general election for 12 December.

Unfortunately for him, there is one very large fly in his ointment; namely the Fixed Term Parliament Act (an absurd piece of legislation from the days of the Liberal/Tory coalition).

Under this act, the government needs a 2/3rds majority in order to be able to call a general election.

Can you guess what will happen children?

Yes, that's right, Labour will not vote for it next week.

What will happen then?

It seems that the government will go on strike, and do only the bare minimum (the Budget has already been pulled).

We really are through the looking glass here.

Thursday, 24 October 2019

'Twas Ever Thus!

Wednesday, 23 October 2019

Soon Rid of Bercow!

Friday, 18 October 2019

"Super" Saturday - The Numbers Game

All very well and good, but given that politicians lie no faith can be out in these numbers until the votes are actually cast.

Thursday, 17 October 2019

Brexit Party Calls For Technical Extension!

Head in hands!

Wednesday, 16 October 2019

Anti Abortion Group Bribed To Not Rock The Boat

Monday, 14 October 2019

The Odd Couple

Happy Queen's Speech Day!

Budget Day 6th November

Wednesday, 9 October 2019

Q&A With The Prospective Speakers

Tuesday, 8 October 2019

Uncooperative Crusties

I think he's lost Swampy's vote!

Monday, 7 October 2019

Welcome To The Land of Stupid!

Friday, 4 October 2019

Rory Stewart To Stand as Mayor of London

Having publicly stood down and resigned from the Tory party, Rory Stewart will now stand as an independent candidate for the role of Mayor of London.

Rory Stewart Stands Down

Thursday, 3 October 2019

The Joy of Kangaroo Testicles

Tuesday, 1 October 2019

The Minimum Wage - The Curate's Egg

Raising the minimum wage will increase the take home pay of those employed at the current minimum wage, if they keep their jobs.

The downsides are:

1 It increases the costs of the firms that employ people on minimum wages.

2 It increases the likelihood that staff will be laid off, in order to reduce increased costs.

3 Increased costs may well be passed on to the consumer.