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The PalArse of Westminster

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Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Wednesday 30 November 2022

Kate Bingham Nails It - No Lessons Learned Whatsoever!


 

Former vaccine procurement boss Kate Bingham gave an interview to Stefanie Bolzen of Die Welt

She said Britain “seems to have lost its leadership approach” on vaccine research, manufacturing and procurement. 

In 2020 we were clearly world leading. But the U.K. went back to business as usual.”

This doesn't just apply to vaccines and diseases, but more or less everything that the state sticks its nose into. Nothing in this country actually works properly, and when the state tries to tinker it simply makes things worse.

That is not just a failing of the politicians, but the civil service and other state organisations that the state funds with our taxes!

Monday 28 November 2022

Giving Up The Day Job - 12 - 11 Tory vs Labour

 

Thursday 24 November 2022

Neanderthal Emerges From 50 Year Coma


 

A Neanderthal, who has been in a coma since 1972, has just come round.

Sadly, for him, his world no longer exists. Ironically, many middle class people are well pissed off with the government as well.

Wednesday 23 November 2022

Supreme Court Nixes Sturgeon's Referendum


 

The Supreme Court has unanimously ruled that the Scottish Parliament cannot hold another independence referendum without Westminster’s approval.

Friday 18 November 2022

Schroedinger's Fuel Duty Rise

 


Thursday 17 November 2022

Face Into The Storm


 

Chancellor Hunt will give his Autumn Statement (Budget) in the next few minutes. In it he will tell us we are to "face into the storm", and outline spending cuts and tax rises that will amount to around £54BN.

There is a catch, many of these cuts/rises are set to come about over a five year period. The next election will be held within two years; as such, many of these cuts/tax rises may well never see the light of day!

Wednesday 16 November 2022

SAGE Mark II - The OBR


 

During the pandemic the government allowed itself to become prisoner of SAGE, and based its response (lockdowns which wrecked the economy) on the dire forecasts of SAGE.

As we came to learn, forecasts (especially SAGE forecasts) were based on assumptions and variables that if tweaked, would produce totally different outcomes. Sadly the government lost its balls, and allowed policy to be dictated by SAGE and the hysterical media (egged on by SAGE).

Unfortunately the government is about to make the same mistake, this time financially; by slavishly following the forecasts of the OBR (set by by Brown). The OBR have forecast a whopping black hole of approximately £50BN. Yet the OBR has a track record of being wrong.

Given that the economy was wrecked by the SAGE dictated lockdowns, and has been further pummelled by Putin, it is hardly surprising that things are not as they could be. However, as with SAGE, if you tweak the assumptions and variables within the OBR forecasts the black hole can be made to almost disappear. 

To raise taxes when we are heading into recession is going to make matters worse. The government needs to grow a pair, and stand up to the OBR.

Tuesday 15 November 2022

The #TomatoGate Witch Hunt


 

The media and those with an interest in adding another political scalp to their tally, have now moved on from Raab's tomato tossing to him being "curt" with staff.

How utterly risible!

Monday 14 November 2022

Bonnet de Douche!

 

Friday 11 November 2022

The PCS Strike


 

Unlike the winter of discontent, the PCS strike will not have anywhere near the same impact that the union hopes for.

Aside from the fact that the country is in a very different place to where it was in the 1970's, given that many PCS members are still (for reasons that escape me) working from home no one will notice if they are on strike or not. Additionally, picket lines in winter are not as attractive as sitting at home watching daytime television.

Thursday 10 November 2022

PCS Votes For Strike

100,000 civil servants may go on strike over pay etc.

Meanwhile the private sector will carry on.


Tuesday 8 November 2022

Politicians Can Frack Off!

 

Monday 7 November 2022

Labour's Sunlit Uplands


 

Ed wants British taxpayers to give money to nuclear armed Pakistan, by way of an apology for climate change.

Don't be like Ed!

Thursday 3 November 2022

The Albanian PM's Strange Choice of Bedfellow

The Albanian PM chose the blame Britain last night for the fact that members of the Albanian crime gangs want to leave Albania and set up shop in the UK.

Not unsurprisngly this perverse view has puzzled a few people.

The answer lies in his choice of advisor!

Wednesday 2 November 2022

COP Out - Rishi Will Go To COP27


 

For reasons best known to himself (probably he doesn't want Boris to grandstand at the summit) Sunak has changed his mind on COP27, and will attend.

A complete and utter waste of time and money, made worse by the flip-flop!

Tuesday 1 November 2022

Twat!


 

Apparently, Hancock is going to be on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.

It is likely he will lose the whip for this nonsense!