The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Friday, 11 December 2015

Arise Sir Beaker Alexander

Sir Danny Alexander

Tuesday, 8 December 2015

Friday, 4 December 2015

Congratulations Jeremy!

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Corbyn's Bully Boys

For a man who claims to be a pacifist, Corbyn seems somewhat relaxed about allowing others to bully and intimidate those who disagree with his "pacifist" views.

It is not good enough that only his ex girlfriend expresses concern at the thuggery carried out in the name of "peace/Corbyn".

Monday, 30 November 2015

A Question of Thickness

Is it any wonder we end up with MPs of the "quality" that we have?

Friday, 27 November 2015

Corbyn Improves Labour's Oldham Bid

Tuesday, 24 November 2015

Corbyn Abandoned

Corbyn Supporters Hell-bent On Destroying Labour

Monday, 23 November 2015

CamForce One

Alas Mr Cameron, irrespective of the financial merits/demerits of CamForce One, you couldn't have picked a worse time (austerity etc) to make the decision and the announcement.

Were you set up by someone?

Thursday, 19 November 2015

John McDonnell Is Insane

Seemingly the Shadow Chancellor is off his head!

Good luck to us all if this guy and his chums were ever in government.

Wednesday, 18 November 2015

LEAVE.EU Confuses NATO With EU

Whilst this might be all very well and topical, in the context of bombing the crap out of IS, it ignores one fundamental point:


Tuesday, 17 November 2015

Tories Demonise Corbyn

Unwise, Unhelpful and Unnecessary!

Thursday, 12 November 2015

Cameron's Confusion - Whom Does He Serve Party, Constituents or Country?

Tuesday, 10 November 2015

Smoke and Mirrors - Cameron's EU "Renegotiation"

Cameron knows that there is probably little that can be done to make a significant change to the UK's treaty obligations within the EU. However, because he wants us to remain in the EU, he will create as much noise and bluster as possible wrt making a show of "renegotiation".

Monday, 9 November 2015

Cameron Uses CBI Appearance To Take Sideswipe at Corbyn

Thursday, 5 November 2015

Happy Guy Fawkes Night!

People should not be afraid of their governments,

Governments should be afraid of their people!

Wednesday, 4 November 2015

Nothing To Fear Here!

Boris Keeps His Powder Dry

Boris is wisely avoiding hypotheticals, until the reality of the "success" or "failure" of Cameron's "renegotiations" are known.

After that he can then use whatever the outcome is to aid his bid to lead the Tories.

Tuesday, 3 November 2015

Monday, 2 November 2015

Corbyn Begins Purge

As per the Telegraph:
"A critic of Jeremy Corbyn has been blocked from running for Labour in the first by-election under his leadership after trade unions allegedly “vetoed” her candidacy.
Kate Godfrey, who was a parliamentary candidate at the last election and has attacked Mr Corbyn’s choice of aides, was rejected within hours of applying to run in Oldham West and Royton."
And so it begins!

Friday, 30 October 2015

Labour Wallows In Its Own Feculence

Thursday, 29 October 2015

Labour's "Jewish Conspiracy"

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Advice To George Osborne

It is not a "constitutional crisis".

You got the:

  • communications, 
  • bill, 
  • timing, 
  • implementation and,
  • tactics wrong.

Sharpen up!

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

The Lords Are Revolting

The unelected elite overturn the wishes of the elected "not so elite", in order to protect those on low incomes.

How ironic!

Monday, 26 October 2015

Labour Kicks Itself In The Balls

Friday, 23 October 2015

Juncker's Alcoholic Depression

Thursday, 22 October 2015

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Corbyn, Cameron and the Ex Hooker

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Friday, 16 October 2015

The SNP Just Doesn't Get It!

Thursday, 15 October 2015

If At First You Don't Succeed...

SNP policy being to keep running referendums until they get the answer that they want.

Democracy the SNP way!

Wednesday, 14 October 2015

No #Brexit Deadline

When did the EU ever stick to a "deadline" anyway?

Tuesday, 13 October 2015

Labour Is Revolting

This is what happens when you elect a "revolutionary" with a19th century mindset as leader!

Monday, 12 October 2015

Corbyn Is Not Right Honourable

I doubt that he cares very much!

Thursday, 8 October 2015

Corbyn's Busy Schedule

Wednesday, 7 October 2015

#CPC15 - Power Strutting

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Advice To Journalists

Monday, 5 October 2015

Toryism Isn't Working

Saturday, 3 October 2015

Spot The Difference

Friday, 2 October 2015

Zac Goldsmith Tory Candidate For London Mayor

Thursday, 1 October 2015

The Bleedin' Obvious

Monday, 28 September 2015

"New" Labour's Politics of The Gutter

UKIP's "Glory" Boys

Friday, 25 September 2015

UKIP Bans Perfumes

French ones I assume?

Thursday, 24 September 2015

Corbyn and Labour Are Fucked

Wednesday, 23 September 2015

Comrade Corbyn's Politburo

Tuesday, 22 September 2015

Monday, 21 September 2015

#Piggate - Call Me Dave

This will not end well for Lord Ashcroft!

Wednesday, 16 September 2015

The Build Up To Corbyn's First PMQ

Not a Great Start - Trostskyist Thuggery

Trotskyist thuggery might work for fringe parties and student politics, but it will backfire when applied in mainstream politics.

Will Corbyn last the month?

Tuesday, 15 September 2015


I thought Corbyn was a republican?

Monday, 14 September 2015

Regrets, I Have a Few!

Why did she do it then?

Corbyn Asks For Police Help

I wonder if he understands that this is part of the job?

Saturday, 12 September 2015

Labour Commits Suicide

Today, at around 11:30AM, Labour will confirm that it wishes to commit political suicide and spend the next decade in the political wilderness.

Thursday, 10 September 2015

Westminster Drones On

Tuesday, 8 September 2015

Len McCluskey is a Tory

Monday, 7 September 2015

Time To Move On - Government Abandons Bin Pledge

The government is to abandon its pledge to restore weekly bin collections.

A government, abandoning a pledge??

Surely not!?

The Telegraph quotes a government source:
It is a very expensive scheme and it has proved to be a pretty ineffective one.
It would be very surprising if it survives the spending review. 

There are other priorities. 

It’s time to move on.” 
Maybe political parties should stop promising what they know they can't deliver!

Friday, 4 September 2015

Sturgeon's Catwoman Fantasy

Thursday, 3 September 2015

Sturgeon Scuppered By EU

It seems that Sturgeon doesn't get "free trade"!
"Nicola Sturgeon’s plan to introduce a minimum price for alcohol in Scotland has suffered a potentially fatal blow after the European Court’s most senior legal official ruled it would infringe the EU’s free trade rules. 
Advocate General Yves Bot found that fixing a legal price for alcoholic beverages could only be justified if the Scottish Government could prove that alternative means, such as increasing taxation, would not be a “suitable means of curbing excessive consumption”."
Source Telegraph

Wednesday, 2 September 2015

Taxes Galore!

Tuesday, 1 September 2015

UKIP Declares Independence From Independence

Friday, 28 August 2015

Ned Votes In Labour's Catastrophic Election

Ned is a cat who has been successfully registered to vote in Labour's catastrophic car crash of a leadership election.

Read the full story on BuzzFeed.

Thursday, 27 August 2015

Wednesday, 26 August 2015

Corbyn's Victorian Values

Jeremy Corbyn, worried about the inflammatory effect that the exposed table and chair legs have on men, will (one he is crowned Prime Minister) enact legislation that makes it mandatory for table and chair legs to be covered up with a thick velvet cloth.

Proving to all of those that doubted him that he is not a throw back to old Labour socialism of the 1970's, but in fact is a man with strongly held Victorian values a true conservative of the old school!

Tuesday, 25 August 2015

Greens Rig Labour Election

The Futility of Corbynomics Laid Bare

Monday, 24 August 2015

Corbyn's Paradise Lost

Friday, 21 August 2015


Milibeard shows his true colours and who he supports in the car crash that is Labour's leadership election!

Thursday, 20 August 2015

Corbyn Has A Beard - Shock, Horror, Probe!

Monday, 17 August 2015

The Clunking Fist Clunks Corbyn

Thursday, 13 August 2015

Gauke Has Irony Bypass

Socialists Infiltrate Labour

Labour In Meltdown

Yesterday Labour's website crashed, as a result of the surge in voter registrations for Labour's car crash leadership election.

Apparently Corbyn is now so popular he has achieved something of a miracle, namely unifying both the SWP and the Tory party in their desire to see him win!

Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Stop The Labour Election

As the protracted car crash that is the Labour leadership election continues, some in the party are finally waking up to the fact that not only will Corbyn win (and thus destroy the party) but that Corbyn's victory will be brought about by voters within the party who are not in fact Labour supporters.

Simon Danczuk Labour MP for Rochadale said that Labour's interim leader Harriet Harman should halt the leadership contest and call an emergency meeting to take stock of the "infiltration" by those he said were not genuine party supporters.

He believes that the process may have to be rerun, and warned that if Mr Corbyn wins he would not be able to command discipline amongst Labour MPs - many of whom would not vote for "crazy left-wing stuff".

Only Labour could make such a mess of their own party, and become such a laughing stock!

Wednesday, 5 August 2015

Labour's Grand Old Man

Tuesday, 4 August 2015

Labour Asks CIA For Help

Maybe Corbyn could be rendited?

Monday, 3 August 2015


Friday, 31 July 2015

Advice To The Government Re COBRA

COBRA is not the go to solution for every single crisis we face.

In fact, it rarely provides a solution to any of the crises that we face.

Thursday, 30 July 2015

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

Corbyn Jokes

Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Product Placement Courtesy of The PM

Burnham To Bring Back Rationing

As the never ending Labour leadership contest lurches from absurdity to absurdity, Andy Burnham is trying to out do Corbyn in taking Labour even further back in time than the early 80's.

Today Burnham will make a speech entitled "Recapturing The Spirit of '45", in a bid to recapture the spirit of Clement Attlee’s Government, and slam the modern Labour Party for being “too frightened by its own shadow”.

As such, he intends to bring back rationing and national service.

Monday, 27 July 2015

A Very Labour Coup

It seems that Labour is so fearful of Corbyn that, if he wins the leadership contest, there will be a coup within the party to remove him before the next general election in 2020.

So much for democracy eh?

Friday, 24 July 2015

Leadership By Example In Glasgow

As per the Evening Times, it appears that some Glaswegian councillors have a wee bit of reluctance paying their council tax bills:
"More than a third of Glasgow’s councillors have been rapped for failing to pay council tax, new figures show.

Over the past two years, 27 councillors have been sent reminder notices advising that they had fallen behind with payments.

The figures, obtained by Freedom of Information laws, show that 10 councillors had to be reminded to pay their council tax in 2013-2014 and 11 failed to make payments the following year.

So far this year – in four months – six councillors out of 75 have been sent reminder notices by the local authority
This does not bode well for the finances of a country that wishes to become independent and manage its own affairs without subsidy from England.

Thursday, 23 July 2015

Uncle Albert To Lead Labour Party

Wednesday, 22 July 2015

Labour Isn't Working

Tuesday, 21 July 2015

Corbyn and Trump - The Odd Couple

In the event anyone is really interested, there are still five months or so until Labour (if it still around then) declares the results of its leadership election.

Thursday, 16 July 2015

Michael Foot II

Not content with almost destroying their party in the early 1980's, Labour are having another attempt at political suicide in the early 21st century.

Tuesday, 14 July 2015

SNP Shoots Tory Fox


Monday, 6 July 2015

Tories Side With Marxists

There's irony for you.

We live in "interesting" times!

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

Sexy MPs

Apparently MPs, peers and Parliamentary staff tried to view sexymp.co.uk (which is theoretically blocked in the Palace of Westminster) 484,683 times, with 52,786 being successful.

Monday, 29 June 2015

Friday, 26 June 2015

Cameron Attempts Superhuman Feat

Thursday, 25 June 2015

Queen and Cameron Speak To Europe

As Cameron kicks off his campaign to garner Britain a better deal in Europe, in the hope that the British people will vote to stay in Europe, the Queen noted in a speech given at a state banquet in Berlin that:
"division in Europe is dangerous"
Co-ordinated or contradictory?

Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Buckingham Palace vs The Palace of Westminster

It is ironic that it will cost a "mere" £150M to repair Buckingham Palace, yet the Palace of Westminster will cost around £7BN to repair.

Maybe our beloved MPs could come to a sharing arrangement with HM, and move in with her thus saving the country £7BN in repair bills?

Monday, 22 June 2015

Andy Burnham's Mum To Stand in Labour Leadership Contest

Friday, 19 June 2015

The £7BN PalArse

It seems that it will cost around £7BN to stop the PalArse of Westminster falling down.

Money well spent!

Thursday, 18 June 2015

Waterloo 200

Two hundred years ago today the Duke of Wellington saved Europe from dictatorship.

Sunday, 14 June 2015

Juncker Admits The EU is a Dictatorship

Friday, 12 June 2015

A Blow For The SNP

Thursday, 11 June 2015

Wednesday, 10 June 2015

Miliband The Knobhead

Miliband Punches Back

I suspect he is punching above his weight, given that Labour has moved so far backwards since he had any real involvement with it.

Thursday, 4 June 2015

Wednesday, 3 June 2015

Question For The SNP

Are you really sure, now that you have stoked up the flames of nationalism and intolerance, that your fellow countrymen actually want to remain in the EU?