How To Start Panic Buying - Announce a COBRA Meeting About Shortages

 

COBR Means SFA!

 

Contrary to the impression that the politicians and media would like to give you, COBR (aka COBRA) meetings achieve very little.

Don't believe the hype!

Advice To David Cameron

COBRA is not the one size fits all solution for every shitty thing that happens in the world.

It's The Most "Wonderful" Time of The Year!

It's that time again. Deploy deploy ! pic.twitter.com/t59cVEGyKn

— Neil Breakwell (@BreakwellNeil) December 7, 2015

Advice To The Government Re COBRA

COBRA is not the go to solution for every single crisis we face.

In fact, it rarely provides a solution to any of the crises that we face.