The PalArse of Westminster


Exposing the hypocrisy, greed and incompetence of our "respected" elected political "elite".

Wednesday, 26 February 2020

Khan Has Failed as Mayor of London

Monday, 24 February 2020

Don't Mess With Priti!

The report that Priti Patel does not receive MI5 briefings was a lie.

The civil servant who fabricated this lie will be fired.

Wednesday, 19 February 2020

Schrödinger's Sabisky

It transpires that Sabisky may well be both resigned and working.

Monday, 17 February 2020

Labour Making a Real Effort To Reconnect With Their Lost Voters

Friday, 14 February 2020

The Cabinet is Thusfar Singing From The Same Songsheet

Thursday, 13 February 2020

Coming Soon - The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre of SpAds

Javid Gone - As I Predicted On Sunday!

Rishi Sunak Is The New Chancellor

Sajid Javid Resigns

No surprises there then!

Happy Reshuffle Day!

Despite all the media hype, it is proving to be far more gentle and definitely not a pre Valentine's Day Massacre that the media had hoped for!

XR Idiots Dig Up Lawn Outside Home Office

I am mystified as to how digging up the lawn helps the environment.

The good news is that the police are now arresting these idiots.

Tuesday, 11 February 2020

Sleepover With Rory - What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Monday, 10 February 2020

Meanwhile In Ireland

Friday, 7 February 2020

Sturgeon's In The Shit!

Thursday, 6 February 2020

Lloyd Russell-Moyle Dances Like a Chicken

Wednesday, 5 February 2020

Diane Abbott Deletes Tweet Berating David Leakey

Diane Abbott Gets Her Facts Wrong and Berates Leakey

Will someone please tell Diane that Leakey was referring to the bullying of others, as quite clearly reported in the Guardian!

As per the Guardian:
"He alleged that the former Speaker “brutalised people” with angry mood swings and outbursts. He told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme: “He would fly into a rage, the red mist would descend … jumping up and down and balling out. He called me an antisemite once after being rather rude and insulting about my background, education and military career.

“That’s the sort of intolerable behaviour which I called out. I think that John Bercow suggested this is rather opportunistic, but it’s not. I called him out two years ago and I did so because I was speaking up for people who were either unwilling to speak out for themselves or for one reason or another. I think some people have admitted they had gagging clauses and non-disclosure agreements when they left the Commons.

Tuesday, 4 February 2020

The Press Doth Protest Too Much!